Wait…he’s gonna walk around DC tonight as a PR stunt? My false flag spider sense is tingling. He has ICE & National Guard in place, right? What happens if there’s an “attack” on him?
Wait…he’s gonna walk around DC tonight as a PR stunt? My false flag spider sense is tingling. He has ICE & National Guard in place, right? What happens if there’s an “attack” on him?
Still waiting for someone to post the time of this charade????
That would be a shame.
The prospect of a false flag operation is much more likely than those that Alex Jones obsesses about.
Don't forget he has a small army of Secret Service agents around him at all times...🤮
This should be interesting...
How much is the NRA profiting off this? 🙄
Well this is not NRA related, but she has been a speaker at NRA events. Interesting though. "Pirro separated from her husband in 2007. He was pardoned by Trump in 2021. Trump also pardoned Kerik after he served three years in prison on federal charges of tax fraud & making false statements."
When does she start rehab? Is she going with Hegseth?
For the sake of their liver health I hope it's never.
This is a good question... I will see if I can find anything...
Even tonight?
Maybe it's just a bait and switch tactic and if one tries it, it's "gotcha!". It's Lewis Carroll's world, we just live in it. 😕
First, it will be a more of a waddle....
Marshall law.
Or even Martial Law.
Yes, damn it. 😂😂
Although Marshall Mathers Law might be fun.
I know him, I think. 🤔
I sure hope all those soldiers are good aim. After all, he'll be close by.
Did anyone throw some McDonald’s at him?
lol...him walking??? cankles can't walk more than a block.
"More?" Walking an entire block for him would be like consecutive ultramarathons for the rest of us.
Walk? Trump? 🤣🤣🤣
Mr. Reality TV is probably staging one now.
That's just hopeful thinking.
Reichstag fire vibes?
Remember when the SS didn't even let him go to the Capitol? Now they're ok with him walking in the street? Seems sus.
He doesn't walk around on the streets, he obviously prefers the Whitehouse rooftop
🤣🤣
I agree. Is he just itching for someone to do or say something he doesn't like so he can declare full martial law? I would stay home. Don't give him a chance. Or if you have to be out and about turn your back on him. Bruise his ego.
We can finally get some rest.
1. There won't be an attack - he's going to use this to say how safe DC is now that he's in charge and added soldiers. 2. If there is an attack, he will just use it as further confirmation that DC must go under martial law.
Trump can't walk, waddle yes, walk no.
Nationwide martial law , once he’s wiped off the ketchup from his “injuries” .
But Dam you got my hopes up…
If there us an attack on him, let's hope they don't miss this time.
They'll just change his diaper. He'll be alright. He's going to try to be a tough guy, while pres pedophile is hanging out between service members.
We all wish
🤞🤞🤞
Party at my house if someone does and it’s successful!!!!!
Count me in!
You’re on the list😉☺️😁😁
It's either a Kristallnacht or a Reichstag fire.
Oh, he isn’t worried about an attack on him. His ear and other body parts grow back instantaneously. Except the bone spurs.
He still hasn’t shown up, lol.
Just like Jan 6 "I'm going to go down there with you"
He’ll be holding a bible upside down, so he’ll be protected by the God he doesn’t worship.
His big hope is a boost in the polls and distraction from a crashing economy & Epstein. There hasn't been anyone willing to touch the Butler thing, after all.
Oh how I wish had a lethal drone in my back pocket.
We can only hope it's a) real and b), successful.
He wants a photo-op where his ICE Nazi thugs arrest a person of color with his “help”! 🙄
He will find a way to profit off this taxpayer-funded photo-op. 🙄
Trump wants them to film a person of color being arrested… while he stands around in his brand new super cool cosplay outfit! 🙄
Another staged "assassination".
His support is crashing, so yes?
He’s going to fake another ass ass anation attempt. He wants to take over full control.
We can only hope
I have doubts he can even manage to walk more than a couple hundred yards.
Another photo op.
I’ve got $5 on a loud noise and a duck-n-cover op.
🤞
Nope. He's gonna ride around DC in a golf cart.
The Poop Mobile.
I hope he takes an extra diaper along. 🤢
Ha! Yup, this wins joke of the day for me
Exactly
So he can drive….
The man must have CHF. He cant walk or he'd be all out of breath. His cankles swollen. IV hand bruise. Our oval office his his assisted living
He's going to ride the beast. The draft dodger is afraid of his shadow.
You’re right. He’s never *walked* anywhere.
What if this whole NG business in DC is to pre-position friendly forces, in order for trumpie to stage a real coup. A take it all coup? [I, once again, cannot see what others have written, and I am limited to 300 characters. Apologies for not appending to a similar thread.]
Captain Bonespurs walking the beat in the big bad urban jungle! They’ll stage something.
Perhaps with his health it might be a "dead man walking". He is itching for something to happen. Real or contrived. Thinks it would boost his rating and give him the excuse to declare martial law. We have to be careful around him for our sakes. He is a bomb waiting to go off.
Another Kent State!
Bionic ear?
Oh are you talking about another staged assassination attempt 😏
+1 A morbidly obese 🍊 man tries to look tough, waddling w/ a full diaper, hitting the mic and sounding stupid. I can see what you mean. False 🚩indeed. Stone and Jack Pos posting alpha (?) erotica (I'm not gay, they yell!!) Trump AI videos to follow.
Hope it succeeds in removing the tumor from the world?
#Staged Again?
It lasted no more than 10 minutes. As usual it was a joke.
Ok.....he knows he's dying. Are they going to set him up as a martyr ???
Yes!Yes they are.He might not even be in on it.He has outlived his usefulness to the regime & the only way Shady Vance will ever pull off the next three years is by making him a martyr. They know that the cult will rally behind V if the felon is assassinated. It may not be tonight, but it's coming.
I'm so tired of living in interesting times......
Me too. 😞
Seriously, how far can he actually walk? Maybe to Lafayette park and back?
if only.
Walk? You mean in a golf cart don’t you? McCankles don’t walk
He’s gonna float like Baron Harkonnen
Throw Big Macs, that will slow him down.
As per normal witb the Trump family - a LIE. Its all they do. No honour, no code, no decency, no Christianity.
False flag for "Krasnov" to hie to Sochi and martial law declared in USA ?
We can only hope.
Walking? Get real! He needs a golf cart to get to his golf cart. When he had to walk from his aeroplane to the red carpet last week, he looked like he had just finished a marathon. So, walking? Really?
Then he’ll be wearing a sanitary napkin on his other ear tomorrow
I hope the racist, rapist, pedophile parades his upside down bible again. What a clown
Feels like a setup. They have live ammo too. This isnt non-lethal like they did in LA for a practice run. These guys are fully equipped and all from red states. Why? Why are there armed right wing patrols in DC and why would he wanna go walk around unless hes got a plan #CoupInProgress
Trump has something in mind.
I’m deciding to give my sons enough cosplay stuff to play with, now, so that they don’t want to do it at a much later age.
I don't want an attack cause that would embolden him, but a lot of Booing would be great.
And/or conspiculously turning one's back to him.
Some people seem to have misunderstood my point. I put “attack” in quotes for a reason.
The problem is the people running the DOJ aren't that bright and may think quotes are a weapon or worse, bread. So you'll be charged for having an attack sandwich on, or rather, in your hand.
SUBWAY, SUBWAY, SUBWAY!!
🤣😂🤣😂😱
Trump's a known coward, so it's probably just going to be him sitting in some mobile command center looking at police surveillance footage until they get enough pictures for the photo op.
You got his number, that's for sure. 🤣
or eating pizza!
Wish he'd eat 💩!!
Everyone turns their back …..
Wishful thinking 😜
The last one won him the election.
Another Butler?
He wants this 👇 again. 😒 youtu.be/klPeYrlInZQ?...
What about another Butler to turn around those sinking-like-a-stone approval ratings, along with the excuse to go full-on fascist?
You mean his "upside-down bible" photo op.
Trump stood protected . He never went on his walk about .
Was just thinking that it’s likely time for another staged fake assassination attempt. Sad that they are always staged.
well, he sure as h*ll isn't gonna run around DC :)
He’ll yell “Fight, fight, fight” and there will be a photo op?
THATS EXACTLY WHAT IM THINKING!! Its a set up
Thiel becomes President ?
Remember when they pretended the needed bullet proof glass to make a speech
How much do you want to bet there’s another “staged” incident tonight when F45 rides with ICE?!?!? Any guesses? Another pretend “assassination?” Another stray bullet? A fake “life saving attempt” by F45? Any takers on if someone gets killed tonight by their fing stunts for the cameras…?!?! 🤬🤬🤬
I’m hoping for an on camera diaper mishap/change myself. Please no more shooting innocent bystanders and calling it an assassination attempt. There’s definitely an a$$ on tonight’s patrol but let’s allow the double c’burgers to do their work.
Don't tease me with a good time.
His staged assassination worked so well for him, I believe you’re right. He wants an “attack” to justify his Gestapo!
Not to worry, ear cartilage apparently grows back within a few days.
His ear is going to get shot again? Worse yet another Kent State situation in which protesters are murdered by soldiers. Y’all be careful. This is a set up.
We can only hope.
Half of the nation goes outside and starts banging on pots and pans?
Maybe he hopes he’ll get to wear a new ear bandage?
Was wondering that too.
Someone with "cloaking powers ", PLEASE!!!! Go and cut him up in his cankles!!! They can't see you when you're cloaked! Please!!!!!!
Some #EpsteinFiles are being released Thursday so I would say something will happen. He’s scared
Stock up on maxi pads for his wounds 🤣🐾
Surely the lowest approval ever president with the worst economy ever will hire many MAGAs to follow him around as he must have the LARGEST crowd of any other president. Oh wait no other president has done anything so stupid.
I'm guessing we're going to have another fake assassination attempt🥱. My Rx is go to bed, get a good night's sleep, and ignore the fake news tomorrow. Have a great night!
Hopefully it's successful? Or better yet he he trips over a sprinkler head and perishes in a horrible grass-related accident
Searching for our hero on her bike giving Trump the bird.
I was thinking the same thing. He seems to have been trying to get a violent reaction from protesters, perhaps to give him an excuse to declare Martial Law. Being in the middle of it could be the impetus. Or, there's always a chance he could fake another assassination attempt.
Hopefully he wouldn't survive. Crossing fingers 🤞
Right? This screams staged "attempt" all over again.
Too bad the Epstein story isn't going away..
He’s only got so many ears to lose.
And his little mushroom isn't a large enuf mark.
🤣
Trump political opponents are savvy. Remember how Trump was calling MAGA to the Capitol for Jan 6, and MAGA was like, “we’ll die for this country!” On Jan 6, MAGA showed up and didn’t fight any Dems. They just fought the Capitol police. And tried to overturn democracy in the most obvious way
Trump’s MAGA base are easier for him to manipulate. Trump’s political opponents are not as easy to manipulate— hence the fact that they oppose him. Trump & MAGA will be attacking police in DC. It’s what they do
Israeli Defense Forces concluded Trump would receive a 31% bounce in polling if Trump's left ear was grazed tonight and a whopping 57% jump if one of his limbs was blown off. 🤞
Would settle for a 99% jump in ratings 🧐
How much if his head gets decapitated? PURELY curious I will not be in DC tonight.
"chilling effect" really at work in the replies here
He’s still surrounded by 30 Secret Service and multiple vehicles.
Good . . . ness, gratitude, and graciousnesses. What are you saying?
'What happens if there's an 'attack' on him?' I predict a lot of dancing.
Then we crack open beers and make s'mores while we enjoy watching the news
What time?
They'd mess it up and ACTUALLY kill him oops YAY
It was Peter Thiel, on a Zoom call with Alex Karp, with a commandeered foreign drone weapons platform. There, I beat the mainstream media by four months.
What was he trying to prove? That DC is a walking city not a crime infested hell hole?
Hahahahaha!
Didn’t he hear it is legal to walk around with long rifles and shotguns?
let's pray it goes off this time
I was thinking he was just going to go out in a very safe, touristy area, with his vast Secret Service protection, and say Washington DC was a hellhole, but look how safe it is now that I stepped in and too charge!
How many paid actors will somehow get thru all that security to fawn all over him?
Naw, the paid actors will threaten him, necessitating even MORE military presence to the tune of about $10 billion
You may be right. A Reichstag fire type moment.
They were hoping it would happen in La, but they're going to keep trying until somebody is dumb enough to fall for it
They should try a red state, they most definitely qualify.
Yeah, that would be a bummer. A real assassin wouldn't miss
Hope gets tired out to the point he drops on Pennsylvania avenue
Was just thinking we are about to see more theatrical blood tonight for sure!
He's trying to create a reichstag fire.
I sense another bloody ear incident. Hopefully the don’t kill another innocent person to make Trump a martyr. #BloodyEar
Mr Tough guy will have 100 cops covering his father Depends ass! Walk the street alone you terrorist POS! Let the people tell you what they think of you!
I thought same thing.
Another false flag? 🤷♀️
Always.
Release the #TrumpsteinFiles
This!!!!!!! Literally just said to someone that this is a set up. Several theory’s on them but I’m like 90% sure there will be a bigly ugly that comes out of this.
He'll stand up to the enemy, alone, a man against a horde of heavily armed thugs. Here comes the hero: the third from the left.
And somewhere, a NSA computer went 'click'.
What about his swollen ankles. Will they push him in a wheelchair. He never walks on the golf course always in a cart. 🙃
He'll bravely hide behind Secret Service. Then claim credit for beating down the attacker.
I was thinking this exact thing. I’m thinking the other ear, and another “assassination attempt” that we don’t hear about. But it will be his excuse to have the NG mow down civilians.
They won't bump him off intentionally until February 2027
It won’t be on him, it’ll be some innocent NG soldier just like it was an innocent firefighter in Butler, and he’ll use it to rally his base, “They hate America, they hate the troops, this is an insurrection” etc. Probably won’t even need to cut his ear this time.
A magat who brings his entire family to a hate speech is not "innocent."
Trump and his ilk are very good at manipulating people and playing on their fears, they are expert groomers. I say innocent in the sense that they are on the wrong team but haven’t yet done anything irredeemable. Not to absolve them for being shitty, I just don’t think they all deserve die for him.
someone please protect the president's blood pack so he can gain some popularity when his other ear "gets shot"
I smell another staged "assassination attempt" photo op. only this time, in order to completely distract the world, Trump will brandish a weapon and kill his would be assailant himself. The autopsy report showing the attacker was sedated with a gun taped to his hands will of course go missing.
That fat outta shape dipshit couldn’t walk 100 yards if his hair was on fire.
If successful, I’m hearing “Dancing in the Streets”. Definitely a welcome earworm.
Sounds like he brought pizza to a US Parks police station, rambled about buying new grass for the parks, boasted about ending crime in the city, and then rode in a (secure) car.