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Charles Gaba @charlesgaba.com

Wait…he’s gonna walk around DC tonight as a PR stunt? My false flag spider sense is tingling. He has ICE & National Guard in place, right? What happens if there’s an “attack” on him?

aug 21, 2025, 9:43 pm • 595 91

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Halfpint DJT IS MY NELLIE OLSEN! @halfpintptbo.bsky.social

Still waiting for someone to post the time of this charade????

aug 21, 2025, 11:16 pm • 0 0 • view
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BBQ Rich @bbqrich.bsky.social

That would be a shame.

aug 22, 2025, 9:51 pm • 0 0 • view
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dargster.bsky.social @dargster.bsky.social

The prospect of a false flag operation is much more likely than those that Alex Jones obsesses about.

aug 22, 2025, 10:00 pm • 0 0 • view
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dirkelee.bsky.social @dirkelee.bsky.social

Don't forget he has a small army of Secret Service agents around him at all times...🤮

aug 21, 2025, 10:45 pm • 0 0 • view
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Dagnabitalltoheck (she/her) @dagnabitalltoheck.bsky.social

This should be interesting...

aug 21, 2025, 10:20 pm • 8 2 • view
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catlady49ers.bsky.social @catlady49ers.bsky.social

How much is the NRA profiting off this? 🙄

aug 21, 2025, 10:26 pm • 7 1 • view
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Dagnabitalltoheck (she/her) @dagnabitalltoheck.bsky.social

Well this is not NRA related, but she has been a speaker at NRA events. Interesting though. "Pirro separated from her husband in 2007. He was pardoned by Trump in 2021. Trump also pardoned Kerik after he served three years in prison on federal charges of tax fraud & making false statements."

aug 21, 2025, 10:37 pm • 5 2 • view
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catlady49ers.bsky.social @catlady49ers.bsky.social

When does she start rehab? Is she going with Hegseth?

aug 21, 2025, 10:40 pm • 6 0 • view
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Dagnabitalltoheck (she/her) @dagnabitalltoheck.bsky.social

For the sake of their liver health I hope it's never.

aug 21, 2025, 10:44 pm • 5 0 • view
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Dagnabitalltoheck (she/her) @dagnabitalltoheck.bsky.social

This is a good question... I will see if I can find anything...

aug 21, 2025, 10:27 pm • 2 0 • view
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Steve Topper @djyohimbe.bsky.social

Even tonight?

aug 21, 2025, 10:25 pm • 2 0 • view
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Dagnabitalltoheck (she/her) @dagnabitalltoheck.bsky.social

Maybe it's just a bait and switch tactic and if one tries it, it's "gotcha!". It's Lewis Carroll's world, we just live in it. 😕

aug 21, 2025, 10:48 pm • 0 0 • view
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crimson-rose-field.bsky.social @crimson-rose-field.bsky.social

First, it will be a more of a waddle....

aug 22, 2025, 2:32 am • 1 0 • view
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I'm disgusted and embarrassed! @sawbuzz.bsky.social

Marshall law.

aug 22, 2025, 9:57 pm • 2 0 • view
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Emergency Motown System @motown.bsky.social

Or even Martial Law.

aug 22, 2025, 10:36 pm • 3 0 • view
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I'm disgusted and embarrassed! @sawbuzz.bsky.social

Yes, damn it. 😂😂

aug 22, 2025, 10:41 pm • 2 0 • view
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Emergency Motown System @motown.bsky.social

Although Marshall Mathers Law might be fun.

aug 22, 2025, 10:42 pm • 2 0 • view
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I'm disgusted and embarrassed! @sawbuzz.bsky.social

I know him, I think. 🤔

aug 22, 2025, 10:43 pm • 1 0 • view
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AW Sylwester @aw-sylwester.bsky.social

I sure hope all those soldiers are good aim. After all, he'll be close by.

aug 22, 2025, 9:24 pm • 0 0 • view
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Frank Patrick @fpatrick.bsky.social

Did anyone throw some McDonald’s at him?

aug 22, 2025, 11:15 am • 0 0 • view
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beihai.bsky.social @beihai.bsky.social

lol...him walking??? cankles can't walk more than a block.

aug 22, 2025, 4:11 am • 1 0 • view
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Sinjin Cooper @sinjincooper.bsky.social

"More?" Walking an entire block for him would be like consecutive ultramarathons for the rest of us.

aug 22, 2025, 9:49 pm • 1 0 • view
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Fabulous E @fabulous-e.bsky.social

Walk? Trump? 🤣🤣🤣

aug 22, 2025, 10:00 pm • 0 0 • view
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motownmama22.bsky.social @motownmama22.bsky.social

Mr. Reality TV is probably staging one now.

aug 22, 2025, 9:27 pm • 1 0 • view
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Grandpa @grandpaws.bsky.social

That's just hopeful thinking.

aug 21, 2025, 11:36 pm • 0 0 • view
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puzzled @ydoyouask.bsky.social

Reichstag fire vibes?

aug 21, 2025, 9:51 pm • 9 0 • view
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Sunshine, MPH 🛸🔬☣️ @callsignwhisker.bsky.social

Remember when the SS didn't even let him go to the Capitol? Now they're ok with him walking in the street? Seems sus.

aug 21, 2025, 9:44 pm • 41 3 • view
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Lori Jaye 🪶🐈‍⬛🇬🇱🥄 @kittypurr1.bsky.social

He doesn't walk around on the streets, he obviously prefers the Whitehouse rooftop

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aug 22, 2025, 10:16 pm • 1 0 • view
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Sunshine, MPH 🛸🔬☣️ @callsignwhisker.bsky.social

🤣🤣

aug 22, 2025, 11:51 pm • 1 0 • view
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greatgrandmacindy.bsky.social @greatgrandmacindy.bsky.social

I agree. Is he just itching for someone to do or say something he doesn't like so he can declare full martial law? I would stay home. Don't give him a chance. Or if you have to be out and about turn your back on him. Bruise his ego.

aug 22, 2025, 12:14 am • 14 2 • view
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WATT @wearethetruth.bsky.social

We can finally get some rest.

aug 22, 2025, 12:41 am • 2 0 • view
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Dapper Yeti @dapperyeti.bsky.social

1. There won't be an attack - he's going to use this to say how safe DC is now that he's in charge and added soldiers. 2. If there is an attack, he will just use it as further confirmation that DC must go under martial law.

aug 21, 2025, 10:35 pm • 6 1 • view
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KenRoggemann @kenroggemann.bsky.social

Trump can't walk, waddle yes, walk no.

aug 22, 2025, 10:46 pm • 0 0 • view
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Rhodri Morgan-Smith @docrods.bsky.social

Nationwide martial law , once he’s wiped off the ketchup from his “injuries” .

aug 22, 2025, 9:37 pm • 0 0 • view
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rapidwriter CA @rapidwriter.bsky.social

But Dam you got my hopes up…

aug 22, 2025, 4:56 am • 0 0 • view
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silenceredux.bsky.social @silenceredux.bsky.social

If there us an attack on him, let's hope they don't miss this time.

aug 22, 2025, 9:23 pm • 0 0 • view
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rosegarden001.bsky.social @rosegarden001.bsky.social

They'll just change his diaper. He'll be alright. He's going to try to be a tough guy, while pres pedophile is hanging out between service members.

aug 22, 2025, 1:21 am • 0 0 • view
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NurseGenius @nursegenius1019.bsky.social

We all wish

aug 22, 2025, 12:32 am • 2 0 • view
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ZoZo @trylon.bsky.social

🤞🤞🤞

aug 22, 2025, 10:15 pm • 0 0 • view
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DawnMichelle @dawnmichellek.bsky.social

Party at my house if someone does and it’s successful!!!!!

aug 22, 2025, 9:51 pm • 3 0 • view
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Wisconsin Childless Cat Lady @wichildlesscatlady.bsky.social

Count me in!

aug 22, 2025, 10:02 pm • 3 0 • view
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DawnMichelle @dawnmichellek.bsky.social

You’re on the list😉☺️😁😁

aug 23, 2025, 12:50 am • 0 0 • view
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beestreesveggies.bsky.social @beestreesveggies.bsky.social

It's either a Kristallnacht or a Reichstag fire.

aug 22, 2025, 2:30 am • 0 0 • view
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JK-SoCal @jk-socal.bsky.social

Oh, he isn’t worried about an attack on him. His ear and other body parts grow back instantaneously. Except the bone spurs.

aug 22, 2025, 8:22 am • 0 0 • view
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Trump’s Cankles🦵🏻 @s-coop.bsky.social

He still hasn’t shown up, lol.

aug 22, 2025, 1:06 am • 1 0 • view
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C Latner @digory29.bsky.social

Just like Jan 6 "I'm going to go down there with you"

aug 22, 2025, 2:17 am • 0 0 • view
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Mark VDH @markvdhmusic.bsky.social

He’ll be holding a bible upside down, so he’ll be protected by the God he doesn’t worship.

aug 22, 2025, 12:16 am • 1 0 • view
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wizard prang @wzrdprang.bsky.social

His big hope is a boost in the polls and distraction from a crashing economy & Epstein. There hasn't been anyone willing to touch the Butler thing, after all.

aug 21, 2025, 11:33 pm • 4 1 • view
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vanlighet.bsky.social @vanlighet.bsky.social

Oh how I wish had a lethal drone in my back pocket.

aug 21, 2025, 11:08 pm • 1 0 • view
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scienceplease.bsky.social @scienceplease.bsky.social

We can only hope it's a) real and b), successful.

aug 22, 2025, 10:22 pm • 0 0 • view
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catlady49ers.bsky.social @catlady49ers.bsky.social

He wants a photo-op where his ICE Nazi thugs arrest a person of color with his “help”! 🙄

aug 21, 2025, 11:28 pm • 1 0 • view
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catlady49ers.bsky.social @catlady49ers.bsky.social

He will find a way to profit off this taxpayer-funded photo-op. 🙄

aug 21, 2025, 10:25 pm • 5 1 • view
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catlady49ers.bsky.social @catlady49ers.bsky.social

Trump wants them to film a person of color being arrested… while he stands around in his brand new super cool cosplay outfit! 🙄

aug 21, 2025, 10:23 pm • 6 1 • view
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The Resistance CO 🇨🇦🇲🇽🇺🇦 @theresistanceco.bsky.social

Another staged "assassination".

aug 21, 2025, 10:31 pm • 11 0 • view
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Halfpint DJT IS MY NELLIE OLSEN! @halfpintptbo.bsky.social

His support is crashing, so yes?

aug 21, 2025, 11:13 pm • 8 0 • view
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Wayne @wango3.bsky.social

He’s going to fake another ass ass anation attempt. He wants to take over full control.

aug 21, 2025, 11:03 pm • 1 0 • view
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HA Grace @oneofthesurvivors.bsky.social

We can only hope

aug 22, 2025, 9:49 pm • 0 0 • view
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emote_control @emote-control.bsky.social

I have doubts he can even manage to walk more than a couple hundred yards.

aug 22, 2025, 10:17 pm • 0 0 • view
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cassandrasilvestra.bsky.social @cassandrasilvestra.bsky.social

Another photo op.

aug 22, 2025, 10:38 pm • 0 0 • view
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Blue Rover @moonstone160.bsky.social

I’ve got $5 on a loud noise and a duck-n-cover op.

aug 21, 2025, 11:38 pm • 1 0 • view
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Karen (in name only!) @karcal.bsky.social

🤞

aug 22, 2025, 3:07 am • 1 0 • view
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Ragnarok Lobster @eclecticbrotha1.bsky.social

Nope. He's gonna ride around DC in a golf cart.

aug 21, 2025, 9:50 pm • 46 0 • view
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Halfpint DJT IS MY NELLIE OLSEN! @halfpintptbo.bsky.social

The Poop Mobile.

aug 21, 2025, 11:12 pm • 7 0 • view
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I'm disgusted and embarrassed! @sawbuzz.bsky.social

aug 22, 2025, 10:03 pm • 0 0 • view
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Josie @kikalark.bsky.social

I hope he takes an extra diaper along. 🤢

aug 22, 2025, 12:27 am • 3 0 • view
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Nah @jonah808.bsky.social

Ha! Yup, this wins joke of the day for me

aug 22, 2025, 9:58 pm • 1 0 • view
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Union girl @anitalewallen.bsky.social

Exactly

aug 21, 2025, 11:44 pm • 1 0 • view
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Wayne @wango3.bsky.social

So he can drive….

aug 21, 2025, 11:04 pm • 1 0 • view
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Jennifer @jennknut.bsky.social

The man must have CHF. He cant walk or he'd be all out of breath. His cankles swollen. IV hand bruise. Our oval office his his assisted living

aug 22, 2025, 7:56 am • 2 0 • view
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Elaine @mypups.bsky.social

He's going to ride the beast. The draft dodger is afraid of his shadow.

aug 21, 2025, 10:10 pm • 5 0 • view
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Ben Pulver @benpulver.bsky.social

You’re right. He’s never *walked* anywhere.

aug 21, 2025, 9:52 pm • 34 0 • view
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kyaneossky.bsky.social @kyaneossky.bsky.social

What if this whole NG business in DC is to pre-position friendly forces, in order for trumpie to stage a real coup. A take it all coup? [I, once again, cannot see what others have written, and I am limited to 300 characters. Apologies for not appending to a similar thread.]

aug 22, 2025, 10:22 pm • 1 0 • view
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Ben Franklin’s ghost @ben-franklin-ghost.bsky.social

Captain Bonespurs walking the beat in the big bad urban jungle! They’ll stage something.

aug 21, 2025, 10:47 pm • 7 1 • view
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greatgrandmacindy.bsky.social @greatgrandmacindy.bsky.social

Perhaps with his health it might be a "dead man walking". He is itching for something to happen. Real or contrived. Thinks it would boost his rating and give him the excuse to declare martial law. We have to be careful around him for our sakes. He is a bomb waiting to go off.

aug 22, 2025, 12:23 am • 6 3 • view
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Marie @marie1010.bsky.social

Another Kent State!

aug 22, 2025, 1:14 am • 1 0 • view
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patclatter.bsky.social @patclatter.bsky.social

Bionic ear?

aug 21, 2025, 11:31 pm • 2 0 • view
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Jody @smurf66.bsky.social

Oh are you talking about another staged assassination attempt 😏

aug 21, 2025, 11:03 pm • 1 0 • view
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𝕕𝕠𝕘𝕤𝕒𝕣𝕖𝕤𝕠𝕔𝕠𝕠𝕝.𝕓𝕤𝕜𝕪.𝕤𝕠𝕔𝕚𝕒𝕝 @dogsaresocool.bsky.social

+1 A morbidly obese 🍊 man tries to look tough, waddling w/ a full diaper, hitting the mic and sounding stupid. I can see what you mean. False 🚩indeed. Stone and Jack Pos posting alpha (?) erotica (I'm not gay, they yell!!) Trump AI videos to follow.

aug 21, 2025, 9:53 pm • 1 0 • view
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El Geek @elgeek.bsky.social

Hope it succeeds in removing the tumor from the world?

aug 22, 2025, 2:16 am • 0 0 • view
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Smash Factor @asht0070.bsky.social

#Staged Again?

aug 22, 2025, 10:36 pm • 0 0 • view
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JodiMapwife.bsky.social @jodimapwife.bsky.social

It lasted no more than 10 minutes. As usual it was a joke.

aug 22, 2025, 12:48 am • 0 0 • view
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The Daily Sizzle 🧙‍♀️🪄✨️💙🦸‍♀️💄🐆🗣🚫🍊 ☮️❤️🤍💙☮️ Savage Daughters Unite 🗽50501🗽 @womenvspatriarchy.bsky.social

Ok.....he knows he's dying. Are they going to set him up as a martyr ???

aug 22, 2025, 12:45 am • 4 0 • view
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Mal @grannyonthego.bsky.social

Yes!Yes they are.He might not even be in on it.He has outlived his usefulness to the regime & the only way Shady Vance will ever pull off the next three years is by making him a martyr. They know that the cult will rally behind V if the felon is assassinated. It may not be tonight, but it's coming.

aug 22, 2025, 1:13 am • 4 0 • view
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The Daily Sizzle 🧙‍♀️🪄✨️💙🦸‍♀️💄🐆🗣🚫🍊 ☮️❤️🤍💙☮️ Savage Daughters Unite 🗽50501🗽 @womenvspatriarchy.bsky.social

I'm so tired of living in interesting times......

aug 22, 2025, 1:58 am • 6 0 • view
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I'm disgusted and embarrassed! @sawbuzz.bsky.social

Me too. 😞

aug 22, 2025, 10:01 pm • 3 0 • view
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Nilabisan @nilabisan.bsky.social

Seriously, how far can he actually walk? Maybe to Lafayette park and back?

aug 22, 2025, 12:58 am • 1 0 • view
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𝒮𝓉𝒾𝓁𝓁 𝒥𝑜𝒽𝓃 @jh496.bsky.social

if only.

aug 22, 2025, 12:24 pm • 0 0 • view
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Pure Michigan @roberams.bsky.social

Walk? You mean in a golf cart don’t you? McCankles don’t walk

aug 22, 2025, 6:28 am • 0 0 • view
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TheBrettThe is a 2 trophy winning club supporter @brett006.bsky.social

He’s gonna float like Baron Harkonnen

aug 21, 2025, 9:55 pm • 5 0 • view
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Black and proud @wrong1rightday.bsky.social

Throw Big Macs, that will slow him down.

aug 22, 2025, 2:25 am • 0 0 • view
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balrogmiles.bsky.social @balrogmiles.bsky.social

As per normal witb the Trump family - a LIE. Its all they do. No honour, no code, no decency, no Christianity.

aug 22, 2025, 10:38 pm • 0 0 • view
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#0peration Red House @arxivofourminds.bsky.social

False flag for "Krasnov" to hie to Sochi and martial law declared in USA ?

aug 22, 2025, 12:34 am • 1 0 • view
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PaulaBehnken @phbehnken1234.bsky.social

We can only hope.

aug 21, 2025, 11:44 pm • 0 0 • view
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Peter @peterinnorthfield.bsky.social

Walking? Get real! He needs a golf cart to get to his golf cart. When he had to walk from his aeroplane to the red carpet last week, he looked like he had just finished a marathon. So, walking? Really?

aug 22, 2025, 9:39 pm • 2 0 • view
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Jean Krak @jeankrak.bsky.social

Then he’ll be wearing a sanitary napkin on his other ear tomorrow

aug 22, 2025, 10:20 pm • 0 0 • view
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kberith @kberith.bsky.social

I hope the racist, rapist, pedophile parades his upside down bible again. What a clown

aug 22, 2025, 9:49 pm • 0 0 • view
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Mitchy Mitch @strykie187.bsky.social

Feels like a setup. They have live ammo too. This isnt non-lethal like they did in LA for a practice run. These guys are fully equipped and all from red states. Why? Why are there armed right wing patrols in DC and why would he wanna go walk around unless hes got a plan #CoupInProgress

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RainsEnd🇨🇦 @rainsend.bsky.social

Trump has something in mind.

aug 22, 2025, 12:57 am • 2 0 • view
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Mitchy Mitch @strykie187.bsky.social

aug 22, 2025, 1:04 am • 3 0 • view
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7isamagicnumber.bsky.social @7isamagicnumber.bsky.social

I’m deciding to give my sons enough cosplay stuff to play with, now, so that they don’t want to do it at a much later age.

aug 22, 2025, 6:01 am • 0 0 • view
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got2know.bsky.social @got2know.bsky.social

I don't want an attack cause that would embolden him, but a lot of Booing would be great.

aug 21, 2025, 10:55 pm • 7 0 • view
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got2know.bsky.social @got2know.bsky.social

And/or conspiculously turning one's back to him.

aug 21, 2025, 10:57 pm • 5 0 • view
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Charles Gaba @charlesgaba.com

Some people seem to have misunderstood my point. I put “attack” in quotes for a reason.

aug 22, 2025, 2:14 am • 42 3 • view
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Matt Szafranski @mszafranski.bsky.social

The problem is the people running the DOJ aren't that bright and may think quotes are a weapon or worse, bread. So you'll be charged for having an attack sandwich on, or rather, in your hand.

aug 22, 2025, 2:17 am • 7 0 • view
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I'm disgusted and embarrassed! @sawbuzz.bsky.social

SUBWAY, SUBWAY, SUBWAY!!

aug 22, 2025, 9:59 pm • 3 0 • view
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Catdog @catdog0610.bsky.social

🤣😂🤣😂😱

aug 22, 2025, 9:59 pm • 0 0 • view
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bokross.bsky.social @bokross.bsky.social

Trump's a known coward, so it's probably just going to be him sitting in some mobile command center looking at police surveillance footage until they get enough pictures for the photo op.

aug 22, 2025, 2:16 am • 5 0 • view
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moethemick1.bsky.social @moethemick1.bsky.social

You got his number, that's for sure. 🤣

aug 22, 2025, 10:05 pm • 0 0 • view
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earlofpuppydom.bsky.social @earlofpuppydom.bsky.social

or eating pizza!

aug 22, 2025, 9:11 am • 3 0 • view
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I'm disgusted and embarrassed! @sawbuzz.bsky.social

Wish he'd eat 💩!!

aug 22, 2025, 10:00 pm • 1 0 • view
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horses4ever.bsky.social @horses4ever.bsky.social

Everyone turns their back …..

aug 22, 2025, 9:43 pm • 0 0 • view
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littletammy.bsky.social @littletammy.bsky.social

Wishful thinking 😜

aug 21, 2025, 11:36 pm • 0 0 • view
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nachyocheese.bsky.social @nachyocheese.bsky.social

The last one won him the election.

aug 22, 2025, 2:44 am • 0 0 • view
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The Old Magoo @theoldmagoo.bsky.social

Another Butler?

aug 21, 2025, 9:46 pm • 11 0 • view
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Maudi63 @maudi63.bsky.social

He wants this 👇 again. 😒 youtu.be/klPeYrlInZQ?...

aug 21, 2025, 9:54 pm • 14 5 • view
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The Old Magoo @theoldmagoo.bsky.social

What about another Butler to turn around those sinking-like-a-stone approval ratings, along with the excuse to go full-on fascist?

aug 21, 2025, 9:58 pm • 5 0 • view
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smskp.bsky.social @smskp.bsky.social

You mean his "upside-down bible" photo op.

aug 22, 2025, 9:45 pm • 0 0 • view
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cybskysocial.bsky.social @cybskysocial.bsky.social

Trump stood protected . He never went on his walk about .

aug 22, 2025, 10:20 pm • 0 0 • view
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Hopalongcalamity @againphoenix.bsky.social

Was just thinking that it’s likely time for another staged fake assassination attempt. Sad that they are always staged.

aug 22, 2025, 10:01 pm • 1 0 • view
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AJ @k9rescue.bsky.social

well, he sure as h*ll isn't gonna run around DC :)

aug 22, 2025, 5:38 pm • 0 0 • view
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rickprice.bsky.social @rickprice.bsky.social

He’ll yell “Fight, fight, fight” and there will be a photo op?

aug 22, 2025, 10:37 pm • 0 0 • view
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Just me @amvibe.bsky.social

THATS EXACTLY WHAT IM THINKING!! Its a set up

aug 21, 2025, 10:38 pm • 1 0 • view
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elziesegar.bsky.social @elziesegar.bsky.social

Thiel becomes President ?

aug 22, 2025, 12:53 am • 1 0 • view
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Iputadollariniwinacar @iputadollarin.bsky.social

Remember when they pretended the needed bullet proof glass to make a speech

aug 22, 2025, 9:24 pm • 0 0 • view
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AHuman1st 🐞 @ahuman1st.bsky.social

How much do you want to bet there’s another “staged” incident tonight when F45 rides with ICE?!?!? Any guesses? Another pretend “assassination?” Another stray bullet? A fake “life saving attempt” by F45? Any takers on if someone gets killed tonight by their fing stunts for the cameras…?!?! 🤬🤬🤬

aug 21, 2025, 10:32 pm • 6 1 • view
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Willowchomp @willowchomp.bsky.social

I’m hoping for an on camera diaper mishap/change myself. Please no more shooting innocent bystanders and calling it an assassination attempt. There’s definitely an a$$ on tonight’s patrol but let’s allow the double c’burgers to do their work.

aug 22, 2025, 1:04 am • 1 0 • view
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🎸🇺🇦🟧♊💙🏴‍☠️🇨🇦 @nickdanger73.bsky.social

Don't tease me with a good time.

aug 22, 2025, 9:29 pm • 0 0 • view
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Michaelrhuff @michaelrhuff.bsky.social

His staged assassination worked so well for him, I believe you’re right. He wants an “attack” to justify his Gestapo!

aug 22, 2025, 1:36 am • 3 0 • view
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Great Leap Forwards @greatleapforwards.bsky.social

Not to worry, ear cartilage apparently grows back within a few days.

aug 22, 2025, 10:15 pm • 0 0 • view
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Ray Dailey @rayd53.bsky.social

His ear is going to get shot again? Worse yet another Kent State situation in which protesters are murdered by soldiers. Y’all be careful. This is a set up.

aug 22, 2025, 10:07 pm • 0 0 • view
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Melissa 💙💙💙 @smack5.bsky.social

We can only hope.

aug 22, 2025, 9:37 pm • 0 0 • view
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DMC @dmc1234.bsky.social

Half of the nation goes outside and starts banging on pots and pans?

aug 22, 2025, 2:22 am • 0 0 • view
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yourbeautifulbrain.bsky.social @yourbeautifulbrain.bsky.social

Maybe he hopes he’ll get to wear a new ear bandage?

aug 21, 2025, 10:06 pm • 2 0 • view
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Becca @roam-town-girl.bsky.social

Was wondering that too.

aug 21, 2025, 11:21 pm • 0 0 • view
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oldandsharp.bsky.social @oldandsharp.bsky.social

Someone with "cloaking powers ", PLEASE!!!! Go and cut him up in his cankles!!! They can't see you when you're cloaked! Please!!!!!!

aug 21, 2025, 11:41 pm • 0 0 • view
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M @noone66.bsky.social

Some #EpsteinFiles are being released Thursday so I would say something will happen. He’s scared

aug 22, 2025, 2:50 am • 1 0 • view
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JoeyTheHepcat @joeythehepcat.bsky.social

Stock up on maxi pads for his wounds 🤣🐾

aug 22, 2025, 10:37 pm • 0 0 • view
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mellowcanuck.bsky.social @mellowcanuck.bsky.social

aug 22, 2025, 1:53 am • 0 0 • view
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jlmicky.bsky.social @jlmicky.bsky.social

Surely the lowest approval ever president with the worst economy ever will hire many MAGAs to follow him around as he must have the LARGEST crowd of any other president. Oh wait no other president has done anything so stupid.

aug 21, 2025, 11:44 pm • 3 1 • view
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Sabai @darbrina.bsky.social

I'm guessing we're going to have another fake assassination attempt🥱. My Rx is go to bed, get a good night's sleep, and ignore the fake news tomorrow. Have a great night!

aug 22, 2025, 2:19 am • 2 0 • view
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🇺🇸🌺 Cranky Cloud Yeller on Borneo 🌺🇲🇾 @subjunction.bsky.social

Hopefully it's successful? Or better yet he he trips over a sprinkler head and perishes in a horrible grass-related accident

aug 22, 2025, 9:36 am • 2 0 • view
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Ms Gail @msgail18.bsky.social

Searching for our hero on her bike giving Trump the bird.

aug 22, 2025, 2:57 am • 1 0 • view
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jerrito8.bsky.social @jerrito8.bsky.social

I was thinking the same thing. He seems to have been trying to get a violent reaction from protesters, perhaps to give him an excuse to declare Martial Law. Being in the middle of it could be the impetus. Or, there's always a chance he could fake another assassination attempt.

aug 22, 2025, 12:59 am • 3 0 • view
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badnewsdad.bsky.social @badnewsdad.bsky.social

Hopefully he wouldn't survive. Crossing fingers 🤞

aug 22, 2025, 1:22 am • 0 0 • view
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Kallima 🪷🦋 @chaos-butterfly.bsky.social

Right? This screams staged "attempt" all over again.

aug 22, 2025, 9:51 pm • 1 0 • view
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I’m jatman @jatman.bsky.social

Too bad the Epstein story isn't going away..

aug 21, 2025, 11:49 pm • 8 0 • view
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Ben Pulver @benpulver.bsky.social

He’s only got so many ears to lose.

aug 21, 2025, 9:54 pm • 29 2 • view
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Halfpint DJT IS MY NELLIE OLSEN! @halfpintptbo.bsky.social

And his little mushroom isn't a large enuf mark.

aug 21, 2025, 11:14 pm • 3 0 • view
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I'm disgusted and embarrassed! @sawbuzz.bsky.social

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Leah @lkemp.bsky.social

🤣

aug 21, 2025, 10:45 pm • 3 0 • view
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barkspurrs.bsky.social @barkspurrs.bsky.social

Trump political opponents are savvy. Remember how Trump was calling MAGA to the Capitol for Jan 6, and MAGA was like, “we’ll die for this country!” On Jan 6, MAGA showed up and didn’t fight any Dems. They just fought the Capitol police. And tried to overturn democracy in the most obvious way

aug 22, 2025, 12:08 am • 1 0 • view
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barkspurrs.bsky.social @barkspurrs.bsky.social

Trump’s MAGA base are easier for him to manipulate. Trump’s political opponents are not as easy to manipulate— hence the fact that they oppose him. Trump & MAGA will be attacking police in DC. It’s what they do

aug 22, 2025, 12:08 am • 1 1 • view
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Critical Bill. @criticalbill76.bsky.social

Israeli Defense Forces concluded Trump would receive a 31% bounce in polling if Trump's left ear was grazed tonight and a whopping 57% jump if one of his limbs was blown off. 🤞

aug 21, 2025, 10:07 pm • 12 0 • view
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balrogmiles.bsky.social @balrogmiles.bsky.social

Would settle for a 99% jump in ratings 🧐

aug 22, 2025, 12:43 am • 2 0 • view
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driftingsoul80 @driftingsoul80.bsky.social

How much if his head gets decapitated? PURELY curious I will not be in DC tonight.

aug 21, 2025, 10:30 pm • 11 0 • view
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Emergency Motown System @motown.bsky.social

"chilling effect" really at work in the replies here

aug 22, 2025, 10:38 pm • 0 0 • view
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bill the cat @billdiamond.com

He’s still surrounded by 30 Secret Service and multiple vehicles.

aug 22, 2025, 12:45 am • 0 0 • view
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Just Me @yellowgreenblue.bsky.social

Good . . . ness, gratitude, and graciousnesses. What are you saying?

aug 22, 2025, 10:16 pm • 0 0 • view
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Queen of Castle OCD @sbrndll.bsky.social

'What happens if there's an 'attack' on him?' I predict a lot of dancing.

aug 22, 2025, 12:57 am • 0 0 • view
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deadmeataru.bsky.social @deadmeataru.bsky.social

Then we crack open beers and make s'mores while we enjoy watching the news

aug 22, 2025, 5:25 am • 2 0 • view
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Lainey @emewm.bsky.social

What time?

aug 21, 2025, 10:55 pm • 1 0 • view
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Ryan Germann @ryangermann.bsky.social

They'd mess it up and ACTUALLY kill him oops YAY

aug 22, 2025, 1:46 am • 0 0 • view
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DJBabiDadi @djbabidadi.bsky.social

It was Peter Thiel, on a Zoom call with Alex Karp, with a commandeered foreign drone weapons platform. There, I beat the mainstream media by four months.

aug 22, 2025, 9:48 pm • 0 0 • view
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Catherine @cath81.bsky.social

What was he trying to prove? That DC is a walking city not a crime infested hell hole?

aug 22, 2025, 11:38 am • 2 0 • view
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Noxsand @nevergop.bsky.social

Hahahahaha!

aug 22, 2025, 1:48 am • 0 0 • view
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Marion @standupagainstmaga.bsky.social

Didn’t he hear it is legal to walk around with long rifles and shotguns?

aug 21, 2025, 11:24 pm • 1 0 • view
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donna6226.bsky.social @donna6226.bsky.social

let's pray it goes off this time

aug 22, 2025, 3:41 am • 1 0 • view
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myshkin11.bsky.social @myshkin11.bsky.social

I was thinking he was just going to go out in a very safe, touristy area, with his vast Secret Service protection, and say Washington DC was a hellhole, but look how safe it is now that I stepped in and too charge!

aug 22, 2025, 12:37 am • 2 0 • view
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Mangygoat @mangygoat.bsky.social

How many paid actors will somehow get thru all that security to fawn all over him?

aug 22, 2025, 1:05 am • 2 0 • view
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C Latner @digory29.bsky.social

Naw, the paid actors will threaten him, necessitating even MORE military presence to the tune of about $10 billion

aug 22, 2025, 2:18 am • 2 0 • view
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Mangygoat @mangygoat.bsky.social

You may be right. A Reichstag fire type moment.

aug 22, 2025, 2:23 am • 1 0 • view
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C Latner @digory29.bsky.social

They were hoping it would happen in La, but they're going to keep trying until somebody is dumb enough to fall for it

aug 22, 2025, 4:23 am • 1 0 • view
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Mangygoat @mangygoat.bsky.social

They should try a red state, they most definitely qualify.

aug 22, 2025, 12:45 pm • 0 0 • view
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knowlton666 @knowlton666.bsky.social

Yeah, that would be a bummer. A real assassin wouldn't miss

aug 22, 2025, 1:20 am • 0 0 • view
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1/501 Geronimo @501geronimo.bsky.social

Hope gets tired out to the point he drops on Pennsylvania avenue

aug 22, 2025, 5:24 am • 1 0 • view
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Salty KD 🧂 @drkimberlyd.bsky.social

Was just thinking we are about to see more theatrical blood tonight for sure!

aug 21, 2025, 9:43 pm • 21 0 • view
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margueritevillier.bsky.social @margueritevillier.bsky.social

He's trying to create a reichstag fire.

aug 22, 2025, 10:34 pm • 0 0 • view
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Kurt Ronn @kronn.bsky.social

I sense another bloody ear incident. Hopefully the don’t kill another innocent person to make Trump a martyr. #BloodyEar

aug 22, 2025, 1:04 am • 0 0 • view
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fwg57 @fwg57.bsky.social

Mr Tough guy will have 100 cops covering his father Depends ass! Walk the street alone you terrorist POS! Let the people tell you what they think of you!

aug 22, 2025, 9:31 pm • 0 0 • view
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Middle Child @middlechild10.bsky.social

I thought same thing.

aug 21, 2025, 9:44 pm • 2 0 • view
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Robin @trumpknew.bsky.social

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YvetteJR718☮️💙♋️ 🌕♒️🌅♎️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @yvettejr718.bsky.social

Another false flag? 🤷‍♀️

aug 21, 2025, 10:25 pm • 3 0 • view
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I'm disgusted and embarrassed! @sawbuzz.bsky.social

Always.

aug 22, 2025, 10:01 pm • 1 0 • view
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jd-hades.bsky.social @jd-hades.bsky.social

Release the #TrumpsteinFiles

aug 21, 2025, 10:33 pm • 1 1 • view
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glittergirl1111.bsky.social @glittergirl1111.bsky.social

This!!!!!!! Literally just said to someone that this is a set up. Several theory’s on them but I’m like 90% sure there will be a bigly ugly that comes out of this.

aug 21, 2025, 9:57 pm • 19 1 • view
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Strandschaf @strandschaf.bsky.social

He'll stand up to the enemy, alone, a man against a horde of heavily armed thugs. Here comes the hero: the third from the left.

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Heinrich @heinrichhosenossal.bsky.social

And somewhere, a NSA computer went 'click'.

aug 21, 2025, 10:24 pm • 1 0 • view
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NormaforHumanity@bsky.social @normaforukrain.bsky.social

What about his swollen ankles. Will they push him in a wheelchair. He never walks on the golf course always in a cart. 🙃

aug 22, 2025, 4:02 am • 1 0 • view
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Arden Barden @ardenbarden.bsky.social @ardenbarden.bsky.social

He'll bravely hide behind Secret Service. Then claim credit for beating down the attacker.

aug 22, 2025, 6:08 am • 0 0 • view
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TheLibertyEsq @thelibertyesq.bsky.social

I was thinking this exact thing. I’m thinking the other ear, and another “assassination attempt” that we don’t hear about. But it will be his excuse to have the NG mow down civilians.

aug 22, 2025, 12:30 am • 2 1 • view
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Ovy S. Lee @nelbot.bsky.social

They won't bump him off intentionally until February 2027

aug 22, 2025, 2:11 am • 0 0 • view
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chonkdog.bsky.social @chonkdog.bsky.social

It won’t be on him, it’ll be some innocent NG soldier just like it was an innocent firefighter in Butler, and he’ll use it to rally his base, “They hate America, they hate the troops, this is an insurrection” etc. Probably won’t even need to cut his ear this time.

aug 21, 2025, 10:06 pm • 10 0 • view
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Halfpint DJT IS MY NELLIE OLSEN! @halfpintptbo.bsky.social

A magat who brings his entire family to a hate speech is not "innocent."

aug 21, 2025, 11:15 pm • 7 1 • view
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chonkdog.bsky.social @chonkdog.bsky.social

Trump and his ilk are very good at manipulating people and playing on their fears, they are expert groomers. I say innocent in the sense that they are on the wrong team but haven’t yet done anything irredeemable. Not to absolve them for being shitty, I just don’t think they all deserve die for him.

aug 21, 2025, 11:37 pm • 3 1 • view
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Bill the Cat @billthecat71.bsky.social

someone please protect the president's blood pack so he can gain some popularity when his other ear "gets shot"

aug 22, 2025, 12:07 pm • 0 0 • view
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shadessex.bsky.social @shadessex.bsky.social

I smell another staged "assassination attempt" photo op. only this time, in order to completely distract the world, Trump will brandish a weapon and kill his would be assailant himself. The autopsy report showing the attacker was sedated with a gun taped to his hands will of course go missing.

aug 22, 2025, 10:22 pm • 0 0 • view
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tweed31.bsky.social @tweed31.bsky.social

That fat outta shape dipshit couldn’t walk 100 yards if his hair was on fire.

aug 22, 2025, 12:36 am • 0 0 • view
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Brigid @brigid1.bsky.social

If successful, I’m hearing “Dancing in the Streets”. Definitely a welcome earworm.

aug 22, 2025, 1:09 am • 1 0 • view
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Betsy Cazden @betsy-cazden.bsky.social

Sounds like he brought pizza to a US Parks police station, rambled about buying new grass for the parks, boasted about ending crime in the city, and then rode in a (secure) car.

aug 22, 2025, 2:41 am • 2 0 • view