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Charles Gaba @charlesgaba.com

“If God knows what’s good for him he’ll let me into heaven. Otherwise bad things might happen.”

aug 30, 2025, 10:18 pm • 40 6

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jimmycrackorn.bsky.social @jimmycrackorn.bsky.social

Sounds like he's planning his next fake assassination attempt

aug 30, 2025, 10:25 pm • 2 0 • view
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David Rowinski @djohnrowins.bsky.social

youtu.be/Lb-EJEWRxlM?...

aug 30, 2025, 10:20 pm • 1 0 • view
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Melissa FSU @melissafsu.bsky.social

Someone should tell him the only way he can get into heaven is if he leaves right now!

aug 31, 2025, 2:06 am • 0 0 • view
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Pamela @fuck-dt.bsky.social

So now he's threatening GOD? 😟 Totally normal, not a sign of advanced senility at all... WTF?! Dems, get off your asses NOW!

aug 31, 2025, 12:27 am • 1 0 • view
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Unpleasant Reminders @joltyourmemory.bsky.social

He was thinking about going under anesthesia for a medical procedure. You know how you have to sign the release form acknowledging there's a risk of death and the doctor talks to you about every surgery carries a risk no matter how small?

aug 30, 2025, 10:20 pm • 1 0 • view