Is that map actually supposed to be telling me something? A couple of roads closed near Walter Reed? Or is the symbol on the top of Walter Reed supposed to also mean something?

That’s an everyday map there. Usual closures.

This is not the vibe

I know I know but this is what is

La la la la la

Yeah. Idk. I think the closed roads is supposed to imply a security barrier. Like something you'd need if someone really important has been murdered or had a heart attack or another really bad thing that would make someone die

It’s just… not at all comprehensive? Not that I guess I expect the present administration to do nearly anything more than half-assed, but even so.

It just feels like we’re tracking Ohtani’s flight to Toronto.

Sure. But it's fun

Regardless of anything else he is old

Dudes just making a Sunday night run to his favorite Wendy's.

This is not the vibe

I hope not.

People are saying

I have become slightly obsessed with watching all the theories …

Just read a thread claiming it was a stroke that was really compelling

husband keeps saying “where is his hair?” and my theory is he had a cranial decompression and they had to remove the dead mammal on his head.

There is definitely something going on. The hair, and the slack face is odd. Hope we get what we want!

👀

I have read that one … I am fascinated by everything that is happening (and what’s not happening).

Yeah. We have more access to information than ever and yet less transparency. It's wild. But, I just hope we get a happy ending

I just can’t. stop. checking. my timeline.

🤞

It ain’t going to manifest itself into happening. We have to do our part.

This is the vibe

I’m a Swiftie. I’m used to clowning repeatedly over things, so why not this?

Exactly. At least this makes me happy

We've got to verify it legally To see If he Is morally, ethically Spiritually, physically Positively, absolutely Undeniably and reliably Dead

As long as he's dead that's all I care about lol

Ding. Ding.