You’d think when you’re claiming the richest country in the world can’t afford childhood cancer research you might wait a year before throwing yourself a 100 million dollar birthday parade. But carpe diem, suckers.
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I feel like there’s good odds these days that Trump has them whip up some sort of Commander in Chief uniform.
apr 8, 2025, 4:31 pm • 385 24 • view
Lots of medals, Soviet or N Korean style, scrambled eggs on the hat, big sash and a sword
apr 8, 2025, 4:41 pm • 5 0 • view
Resplendent with a Purple Heart medal to honor his bone spurs.
apr 8, 2025, 4:43 pm • 2 0 • view
Only one?
apr 8, 2025, 5:03 pm • 1 0 • view
Well, on reflection, I suppose five Purple Hearts, one for each deferment would be more appropriate. You're right. Might as well go all out.
apr 8, 2025, 5:06 pm • 3 0 • view
Rubber pants... Trumps a leaker.
apr 8, 2025, 5:43 pm • 1 0 • view
OMG! I will need restraints and sedation if this happens. Not necessarily in that order.
apr 8, 2025, 9:52 pm • 1 0 • view
Like this? Let’s all hope his diaper is on nice and tight.
apr 8, 2025, 5:19 pm • 2 1 • view
apr 8, 2025, 5:25 pm • 1 0 • view
Yep, with a shitload of medals he's not entitled to wear...
apr 8, 2025, 6:30 pm • 1 0 • view
I was just about to say that!
apr 10, 2025, 12:20 am • 0 0 • view
🤣🤣 I hope it's his makeup team. They hate him
apr 8, 2025, 7:12 pm • 1 0 • view
In the classic tinpot dictator style
apr 8, 2025, 4:36 pm • 1 0 • view
"And don't make me look fat!"
apr 9, 2025, 12:43 am • 0 0 • view
Idi Amin Trump, coming soon.
apr 8, 2025, 4:47 pm • 4 1 • view
Trump has made me think of Idi Amin more than once.
apr 8, 2025, 5:18 pm • 2 0 • view
Idi Amin and Benito Mussolini. All three pretty much the same.
apr 8, 2025, 6:02 pm • 2 0 • view
Is nobody going to post that HOT Kid Rock outfit
apr 8, 2025, 11:13 pm • 1 0 • view
I posted yesterday I won’t be surprised if Trump appears in uniform decked out in medals.
apr 9, 2025, 1:24 pm • 0 0 • view
Any day now.
apr 8, 2025, 5:01 pm • 1 0 • view
apr 8, 2025, 5:10 pm • 0 0 • view
In the words of Elvis Costello, “Who takes all the glory and none of the shame”
apr 8, 2025, 4:43 pm • 240 13 • view
All of the glory...none of the aptitude.
apr 8, 2025, 10:35 pm • 1 0 • view
Do you know song title or album title?
apr 9, 2025, 2:36 am • 0 0 • view
I think about that song a lot, for reasons
apr 8, 2025, 4:44 pm • 39 0 • view
Same
apr 8, 2025, 4:45 pm • 17 0 • view
apr 8, 2025, 6:12 pm • 2 0 • view
unfair comparison: Zhukov actually earned his flair
apr 8, 2025, 7:04 pm • 3 0 • view
🤣
apr 8, 2025, 7:49 pm • 0 0 • view
Will he inspect his saluting troops from the comfort of a golf cart?
apr 8, 2025, 4:44 pm • 4 0 • view
apr 8, 2025, 7:26 pm • 0 0 • view
The uniform will be like one an African dictator would wear with all the metals
apr 8, 2025, 4:46 pm • 1 0 • view
With gold fringed epaulets and made up medals.
apr 8, 2025, 4:49 pm • 1 0 • view
I would like to make it clear that I have been predicting uniforms, probably with epaulets, for him or his praetorian guard, for months now.
apr 8, 2025, 4:32 pm • 45 2 • view
Nixon did it first.
apr 8, 2025, 4:32 pm • 0 0 • view
medals...
apr 8, 2025, 4:33 pm • 16 1 • view
JD Vance entering the building...
apr 8, 2025, 4:35 pm • 11 1 • view
To be fair, Georgy Zhukov earned his medals commanding the entire Red Army through WWII. (That movie "The Death of Stalin" is great.) en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Dea...
apr 8, 2025, 4:44 pm • 5 2 • view
Oh yes! That's next
apr 8, 2025, 4:33 pm • 10 1 • view
And one of those big-ass North Korean mushroom general hats. Here's a rough depiction:
apr 8, 2025, 4:38 pm • 11 0 • view
They look like girl scouts who are really good at knots and cookie sales.
apr 8, 2025, 4:54 pm • 7 0 • view
With long red ties that go down past their belts and more medals than Simone Biles & Michael Phelps combined.
apr 8, 2025, 4:53 pm • 2 0 • view
He wants that AF1 tout suite.
apr 8, 2025, 4:34 pm • 0 0 • view
Same. I was saying it the last time he wanted a military parade.
apr 8, 2025, 4:53 pm • 0 0 • view
Well, he’s throwing himself one for his birthday
apr 8, 2025, 4:54 pm • 0 0 • view
Yep. Totally tracks
apr 8, 2025, 5:17 pm • 1 0 • view
"Make it tremendous, I want--make it better than John McCain's unifo--he was so nasty to me--they call it--captured, okay? And it's an old fashioned word, captured--but you look at John McCain--and he was Navy, okay? Not so tough, right? You look at--but my uniform is tremendous, quite frankly."
apr 8, 2025, 4:58 pm • 4 0 • view
Perfect uniform for our clown and chief
apr 8, 2025, 6:08 pm • 0 0 • view
Fucking hate him
apr 8, 2025, 4:11 pm • 10 0 • view
#EatTheRich
apr 8, 2025, 5:04 pm • 0 0 • view
But Kennedy can move into a new home in Washington DC that cost him millions all because his wife wants to be in Washington so she can keep an eye on him! Millions! These people are in admin. Just to make money!!!!
apr 9, 2025, 12:37 pm • 0 0 • view
The idea of the president throwing himself a birthday parade, even if it cost nothing, is abhorrent-something only a narcissist would do.
apr 8, 2025, 4:47 pm • 129 10 • view
he so wants N. Korea style missiles going down the DC esplanade and they turn and salute him...he's like a little kid play w toy soldiers...it's just vile and disgusting...
apr 8, 2025, 5:47 pm • 2 0 • view
🍆🤏
apr 9, 2025, 5:09 am • 0 0 • view
Can you just imagine the hillbillies and the boomers standing on the side lines wearing those ugly flag clothes with their bellies hanging out. Hope they bring all their guns, get drunk and try to go crash the White House.
apr 9, 2025, 11:58 am • 4 0 • view
I don’t mind if he does it, as long as he pays for it himself. The problem is, he’s always freeloading.
apr 8, 2025, 5:34 pm • 34 1 • view
USG is Trump's cash cow and he loves nothing better than to rip it off at every turn...it brings him joy. the sick bastard...
apr 8, 2025, 5:48 pm • 8 2 • view
I mind - it’s the perception.
apr 8, 2025, 8:37 pm • 15 0 • view
He should have it in Dallas !! 😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😉
apr 8, 2025, 7:22 pm • 2 0 • view
Yes. Freeloading/ massive corruption is his m.o.—but even if he does ‘pay’ for it, he will have an ROI for feeding his ego with a military tribute that would symbolically ally the military with him and stomping D.C. by imposing costs for damage to the roads & $$ for repairing the infrastructure.
apr 8, 2025, 7:20 pm • 2 0 • view
Just to feed his ego.
apr 9, 2025, 1:05 am • 2 0 • view
Just another nail in his coffin. I would not want to be him for all Elmo and Zuck and Jeff’s money combined.
apr 8, 2025, 6:11 pm • 0 0 • view
Didn’t this get scrapped last time around?
apr 8, 2025, 9:15 pm • 3 0 • view
I remember hearing something about the tanks he wanted causing damage to the roads. Plus, we had actual guardrail types around him back then.
apr 8, 2025, 9:17 pm • 1 0 • view
Can someone please do it already 😭😭
apr 9, 2025, 11:11 am • 7 0 • view
Hid cultists love this sort of bullshit.
apr 8, 2025, 7:27 pm • 0 0 • view
He needs help getting it up.
apr 9, 2025, 6:37 am • 0 0 • view
"there's a sucker born every minute." PT Barnum
apr 8, 2025, 6:17 pm • 0 0 • view
Waste fraud and abuse is in the white house!
apr 8, 2025, 5:27 pm • 1 0 • view
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apr 8, 2025, 11:07 pm • 1 0 • view
If all goes well it could be his last birthday party for the rest of our lives.
apr 8, 2025, 11:04 pm • 2 0 • view
apr 8, 2025, 10:36 pm • 1 0 • view
A $100 million dollar birthday parade plus a $200 million propaganda add campaign starring Kristi Noem warning immigrants to leave.
apr 8, 2025, 6:34 pm • 1 0 • view
Yep. Was thinking the exact same thing.
apr 9, 2025, 9:51 am • 0 0 • view
Republicans were in office.
apr 8, 2025, 7:02 pm • 2 0 • view
Except for the 1980 recession, the President was a Republican when the recessions started. Reagan was elected in the fall of 1980
apr 8, 2025, 7:05 pm • 5 0 • view
So the USA is now going to freeload off other countries medical discoveries like he accuses others?
apr 8, 2025, 4:58 pm • 1 0 • view
It’s not the country doing this, it’s one fucking vile human being that no one will say no to
apr 8, 2025, 6:01 pm • 0 0 • view
Bottom Line: IMPEACHMENT. That is the only “MEDICINE” We The People have to focus on. C’mon people, let’s be Real! The SCOTUS which is the ONLY remedy to the stop against this nightmare it’s all IN to control & Destroy the Checks & Balances of this corrupt administration. We NEED TO IMPEACH!
apr 11, 2025, 3:39 pm • 0 0 • view
He’s so narcissistic - he doesn’t even deserve a Carvel birthday cake!
apr 9, 2025, 2:14 am • 0 0 • view
How utterly humiliating for the U.S. Military to have to perform in this clown parade just to make dear leader feel like one of the Big Dick-tators. Personally, I would be going AWOL first
apr 9, 2025, 12:14 am • 1 0 • view
Jokes on them, they fired the parade people.
apr 8, 2025, 6:52 pm • 0 0 • view
Carpe these nuts. Fuck that pile of human shit.
apr 8, 2025, 5:40 pm • 1 0 • view
YOLO!!
apr 9, 2025, 11:23 am • 0 0 • view
This di Watership parade should be canceled. If not, protesters should have pictures of all the children who are paying g for it through the loss of services.
apr 8, 2025, 3:46 pm • 3 1 • view
The US is not the richest country, they are in depth since Nixon took the dollar of the gold price. They have been loaning and spending more than any other country. Now they are bankrupt, an orange idiot is breaking down the last opportunities. I used to love the US. That time has passed.
apr 8, 2025, 4:50 pm • 1 0 • view
Or something big happened a year ago, and we missed it?
may 5, 2025, 4:24 pm • 0 0 • view
Letting Trump handle the economy is like giving matches and a gun to a 3 yr old, bad shits going to happen
apr 8, 2025, 10:00 pm • 0 0 • view
So which do you think Republicans believe, childhood cancer cure or Billionaires tax cutes? A: Billionaire tax cute, cause well, who is more important, kids lives or tax cuts for Billionaires!
apr 8, 2025, 11:25 pm • 0 0 • view
apr 9, 2025, 12:47 am • 1 0 • view
I cannot fathom any individual in world history that deserves a military parade any less than Trump. Multiple draft dodger and thinks of veterans as suckers and losers - “what’s in it for them?” Truly nauseating.
apr 8, 2025, 9:11 pm • 3 0 • view
Is this the “Let them eat cake” phase of this disastrous administration?
apr 8, 2025, 5:26 pm • 1 0 • view
apr 8, 2025, 5:48 pm • 1 0 • view
If Trump had to pay for that parade himself, there'd be one guy playing a violin, and a half a pound cake, and he'd stiff the violinist. while some MAGA"S might show up, there'd be ten million protestors also. Trump would say it was beautiful and the people loved the best presidest ever.
apr 8, 2025, 4:26 pm • 13 2 • view
🤣💦Right!👍💦
apr 9, 2025, 5:07 am • 1 0 • view
It does produce a perfect situation to seriously protest there.
apr 8, 2025, 4:30 pm • 9 1 • view
I wanted to do that! I’d carry a fake sign and underneath it will be what I want to display!Too bad it’s drone free!🤦🏼♀️
apr 9, 2025, 5:08 am • 0 0 • view
I’d really like the U.S. military to show us their version of the ‘Sadat Parade’.
apr 8, 2025, 7:47 pm • 1 0 • view
Boycott the Korean parade. Boycott the Butcher’s parade. Withhold your federal taxes. DO NOT PAY the Butcher.
apr 8, 2025, 6:02 pm • 0 0 • view
He could pay with the 2.4B he cashed out of stocks the day before his tarrifs announcement.
apr 9, 2025, 11:46 am • 5 0 • view
??
apr 9, 2025, 11:55 am • 0 0 • view
Trump wanted a big old military parade during his last administration but the military shot it down. Hegseth is all in on this…you know it. From 2018⬇️ amp.cnn.com/cnn/2018/08/...
apr 8, 2025, 7:35 pm • 1 0 • view
All about him, always.
apr 8, 2025, 6:43 pm • 0 0 • view
The worst thing about this is that it’s all about satisfying his malignant ego.
apr 9, 2025, 2:42 am • 0 0 • view
Hopefully the marchers will sneak in some live rounds
apr 9, 2025, 11:56 am • 0 0 • view
This might be the biggest victory for American's in years though....we'll see how it all unfolds.
apr 8, 2025, 5:02 pm • 0 0 • view
Can't think of anything more to add. Thank you.
apr 8, 2025, 4:16 pm • 3 0 • view
This is how I see him in any and all situations. Although, I have read pigs are smart and social, so apologies to real pigs everywhere
apr 8, 2025, 7:11 pm • 0 0 • view
He’s showing restraint. $100m is only like 3 weekends of golf or 2 nascar trips. A bigly party would be at least $500m
apr 9, 2025, 1:37 pm • 0 0 • view
All a matter of priorities. Remember somebody is said to be stating "l'État c'est moi"?
apr 9, 2025, 11:13 am • 4 0 • view
It's truly obscene. The amount of money this country has is enormous and again, obscene. That schools are scratching for funding, health care cost is outrageous and devastating. That science is being defunded. Veterans can't get the care they need. It's all shameful.
apr 8, 2025, 4:37 pm • 100 13 • view
obscene is exactly the right word for it!
apr 8, 2025, 5:49 pm • 31 1 • view
What if the rest of us showed up in DC with pitchforks and torches?
apr 8, 2025, 3:22 pm • 26 1 • view
He's forgotten how many explosives and firearms he and his family spent 10 years marketing to Americans including children ThePeople have more firepower than some nations army's. And ammo in 50 rd mags is purchased daily in abundance due to his own actions
apr 8, 2025, 3:45 pm • 15 1 • view
I do not want my taxes paying for this shit show
apr 8, 2025, 4:43 pm • 2 0 • view
Make this idea go VIRAL and the 99% can start making a real impact in the right direction. Lets FIGHT this! Weekly F U Groups to research and send in documents to investigate tax issues, disbar lawyers/reps, sue them. bsky.app/profile/unit... RESHARE with friends on ALL platforms
apr 8, 2025, 6:03 pm • 0 0 • view
I just feel like it’s another opportunity to make it bad for him by 1) no one showing up like for his inaugural parade, or 2) EVERYBODY showing up with protest signs and maybe
apr 8, 2025, 8:05 pm • 0 0 • view
He’s so stupid
apr 8, 2025, 5:58 pm • 0 0 • view
Think of it. Bone Spurs draft dodger demanding a military parade for himself.. He didn't even go to Dover, AFB to honor the 4 dead soldiers. Lithuania did. No he was playing golf. What a disgrace and what a waste of taxpayers' money for a convicted felon and draft dodger. It's really sick.
apr 8, 2025, 5:31 pm • 3 0 • view
apr 9, 2025, 6:55 am • 0 0 • view
Not if you’re the same guy who stole money from a charity named for you, that researched childhood cancer.
apr 8, 2025, 7:44 pm • 0 0 • view
Shows us all where his “values” lie.He was responsible for over400,000 needless deaths during Covid because he put his political agenda first.Now we see he is again responsible for millions of deaths that are occurring here & around the world, because of his greed, narcissism, & deadly selfishness.
apr 9, 2025, 1:32 pm • 0 0 • view
This is an amazing opportunity to turn the whole parade route into a spectator protest.
apr 9, 2025, 12:43 am • 11 1 • view
Nope that’s what he wants
apr 9, 2025, 2:36 am • 2 0 • view
Him & hegseth don't have a medal between them . Smfh
apr 9, 2025, 11:49 am • 1 0 • view
BOYCOTT THE TRUMP PARADE!!!!
apr 8, 2025, 8:04 pm • 0 0 • view
Stalin come to mind
apr 9, 2025, 9:52 am • 0 0 • view
Is there any protests scheduled for the entire month of Jun? I heard the golf course guy was looking for a launcher, isn’t he a Republican? Who in their right mind would celebrate the loser Kim style?
apr 8, 2025, 6:14 pm • 0 0 • view
Hopefully no one watches the facist parade.
apr 8, 2025, 8:40 pm • 0 0 • view
Will there be goose-stepping? Bet he would like that.
apr 8, 2025, 4:44 pm • 3 0 • view
I hope there is a float of admirals that were fired and veterans that lost benefits too...
apr 8, 2025, 5:51 pm • 2 0 • view
DJT has his priorities which you obviously don’t understand! By having his little military parade he is projecting strength to the world and in the game of 4D Chess we will need it. He is going to annex Panama, Canada,Greenland, Gaza and take the mineral wealth of Ukraine with his buddy Putin!
apr 8, 2025, 6:44 pm • 0 0 • view
A dictators birthday.
apr 8, 2025, 4:48 pm • 2 0 • view
Absolutely agree! Birthday parades, taxpayer funded golf trips are the real Waste, Fraud, and Abuse that show the “But the deficit” for the lie it is
apr 8, 2025, 8:44 pm • 0 0 • view
Does DOGE know about this? And after his penile enhancement parade that will probably ruin roads and snarl up traffic, who foots *that* bill?
apr 8, 2025, 5:36 pm • 0 0 • view
Why do I feel like he never read about the French Revolution or the parade that lead to Robespierre being…um… ex-Robespierred.
apr 8, 2025, 5:15 pm • 1 0 • view
And why hasn’t DOGE vetoed this totally unnecessary ego massaging stupidity, we are not living, as yet, are we in a totalitarian regime?
apr 8, 2025, 7:39 pm • 1 0 • view
So are they going to run tanks down DC streets?
apr 8, 2025, 3:56 pm • 3 0 • view
And if Biden did this? 🙄
apr 8, 2025, 5:45 pm • 0 0 • view
When I taught junior high, many parents spoiled/bribed their kids by buying them stuff they didn’t need- and yet expected the school to provide the necessities like food, counseling, school supplies, etc.
apr 8, 2025, 5:45 pm • 1 0 • view
GREAT POINT...where's the Doge of Washington...a birthday military parade is a perfect example of DICTATORSHIP, WASTE, FRAUD, and ABUSE...
apr 8, 2025, 4:18 pm • 4 1 • view
I met an old chieftain to a local community of tribes!I learned many things including rain dance(yes🙋🏼♀️did!) moves!I’m disabled now but the pain would be worth it🤣💦Like the mother of all squalls!Maybe chemtrail“seed’g”of stormclouds nearby to help make it strong gale force winds My daughter dances too
apr 9, 2025, 5:23 am • 1 0 • view
He’s a Putin wannabe, full of fake medals, uniform and military parades….
apr 8, 2025, 7:58 pm • 1 0 • view
Luxembourg is the richest country in the world, but you still make a good point.
apr 8, 2025, 5:29 pm • 4 0 • view
apr 9, 2025, 12:32 am • 1 0 • view
It would be a real shame if we turned that into the biggest protest with everyone holding the signs like "Deport Donald for Fraud Waste and Abuse" or any of the amazingly creative ones we saw last weekend. Bravo! Or what if no one showed up or we had an event somewhere else?
apr 8, 2025, 3:55 pm • 34 0 • view
No….unless the protests are held somewhere different, or he will claim crowd size….
apr 9, 2025, 2:40 am • 0 0 • view
Great idea. So nobody is there to watch his bs!
apr 9, 2025, 4:15 am • 0 0 • view
Good luck getting anywhere near the parade if you're not a certified MAGA.
apr 8, 2025, 4:50 pm • 3 0 • view
Who cares if you're next to it. Just the showing up part.
apr 8, 2025, 10:56 pm • 1 0 • view
My hope is the streets are empty.
apr 8, 2025, 11:21 pm • 2 0 • view
🤞
apr 9, 2025, 2:38 am • 0 0 • view
apr 8, 2025, 5:07 pm • 1 0 • view
let them eat nothing worked out for the french people in the end
apr 8, 2025, 3:46 pm • 6 0 • view
🦋This...☝️🖕☝️🖕☝️🖕☝️
apr 8, 2025, 9:24 pm • 0 0 • view
Or building massive multi-billion dollar internment camps.
apr 8, 2025, 6:16 pm • 0 0 • view
He’s going to say 1. he’s paying for it himself or 2. donors are. 1. He’ll never pay 2. They should be ashamed for giving the money to him and not to childhood cancer research.
apr 8, 2025, 5:49 pm • 1 0 • view
Carpe diem indeed. Carpe Karma?
apr 8, 2025, 5:04 pm • 0 0 • view
Hey, 79 is a big deal, right? Gotta play with your toys!
apr 8, 2025, 3:52 pm • 13 0 • view
maybe he thinks he should get it now, he may not make it to 80.
apr 8, 2025, 4:24 pm • 17 0 • view
Viagra would be much cheaper.🙄
apr 8, 2025, 5:51 pm • 1 1 • view
Viagra,cheap underage looking white hookers on tons of antibiotics for their added protection,cheeseburger flavored condoms,a doctor who can provide aid,lies about how great he is,&it’s not a🍄!Oh beautician for hair/Cheeto spray-still cheaper-up his old perv alley!How about we AI generate a parade🤷🏼♀️💦
apr 9, 2025, 5:33 am • 0 0 • view
Still stealing from kids with cancer.
apr 8, 2025, 5:26 pm • 1 0 • view
Well, it is their family tradition.
apr 8, 2025, 11:28 pm • 1 0 • view
apr 9, 2025, 6:34 pm • 3 0 • view
How can you be the richest when behind the curtain you owe more than you produce? Math doesn’t add up. Thank Nixon, Reagan and Bush 2, but you have to hand it to this turd. Gee what do they all have in common??..🤔🤔..
apr 8, 2025, 4:42 pm • 1 0 • view
Do not show up! Stay home. Do not give him an audience. He just wants to be like China and other countries' dictators and force his military to parade in front of him as if he owned them. DO NOT LET HIM OWN YOU. Stay away from the area completely. There are bound to be trouble makers there.
apr 9, 2025, 12:04 am • 0 0 • view
my hope is that IF he goes thru with this stupid parade, NOBODY attends. And, just food for thought, musky makes $8 mil in one day which is more than the NIH spends on childhood cancer research in 1 year.
apr 8, 2025, 5:57 pm • 0 0 • view
(Also if nothing else we don't do freaking tank parades in DC partly cause in some cases by design they would fall through the pavement or just into the DC Metro tunnels. )
apr 8, 2025, 9:39 pm • 0 0 • view
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apr 8, 2025, 6:45 pm • 0 0 • view
He’s going to pocket that money, just like he did with the inaugurations - which he has never been charged with.
apr 9, 2025, 12:43 pm • 0 0 • view
So true
apr 8, 2025, 6:00 pm • 3 0 • view
I say that we bill him for it,&if he doesn’t want to pay,then we audit him,freeze/hack his assets until he does!Call ANONYMOUS FOR HELP!There’s a hacker for every job looking to unfuck this shitshow & reset the world🌎 from these dumbass scumbags🙋🏼♀️🙏🏻💙🇺🇸
apr 9, 2025, 5:03 am • 0 0 • view
💯🥰
apr 9, 2025, 7:12 pm • 1 0 • view
I hope EVERYONE gives him so much shit about it and people refuse to participate - especially the military since he is gutting the VA program. He needs to start paying the consequences for his actions like Musk is currently
apr 8, 2025, 6:21 pm • 0 0 • view
He doesn’t care about what people think about him.
apr 8, 2025, 4:42 pm • 0 0 • view
He wants to make his birthday a national holiday.
apr 8, 2025, 9:15 pm • 0 0 • view
He wanted that parade first term but was told it’s too expensive. When he visited London he wanted to ride in the Queen’s gold carriage but was told no.
apr 8, 2025, 7:33 pm • 0 0 • view
apr 8, 2025, 3:56 pm • 19 0 • view
It works because he neglects his own kids and puts everyone else’s children in danger
apr 8, 2025, 4:34 pm • 23 0 • view
Also because gorillionaires are quite overrepresented in the "people who fuck kids" demographic.
apr 8, 2025, 10:16 pm • 2 0 • view
But it's never about us, despite his comments. It's all for self aggrandizement. His brand matters above all others, including that of the USA.
apr 9, 2025, 2:21 pm • 3 0 • view
The way these billionaires are behaving and running the government just reaffirms money isn’t everything. It’s quite sad honestly.
apr 8, 2025, 6:01 pm • 2 0 • view
And 77 million of his cult will be there fully regaled cheering him on as their savings are depleted, social security wiped out, not able to afford food and shelter.
apr 8, 2025, 6:16 pm • 0 0 • view
GREAT POINT Schooly! That’s what he spends in 3weeks of golf tho right?
apr 8, 2025, 8:09 pm • 8 0 • view
like a greedy little fat kid, eating cake and being hateful sounds like a blast
apr 8, 2025, 8:42 pm • 2 0 • view
He'll probably charge to attend
apr 8, 2025, 4:15 pm • 7 0 • view
The way it works is very simple. If a part of the government is not of personal benefit to trump it gets axed. Reseach not of personal benefit to trump gets axed. ITS A GOVERMENT OF TRUMP FOR TRUMP.
apr 8, 2025, 5:41 pm • 1 0 • view
Yep, the presidency was never anything other than his own ego stroking.
apr 8, 2025, 5:24 pm • 1 0 • view
All that comes to mind is 🔪
apr 8, 2025, 4:24 pm • 2 0 • view
Priorities, priorities.
apr 9, 2025, 11:02 am • 0 0 • view
He's got to do it now. He may be gone next year.
apr 8, 2025, 10:16 pm • 2 0 • view
The idea that Private Bone Spurs, who called them suckers and losers, who didn’t attend the 4 dead servicemen rtning from Lithuania, who disrespected McCain, is getting a bday military parade is grotesque.
apr 9, 2025, 11:45 am • 18 2 • view
You just don't understand the genius.
apr 9, 2025, 6:43 am • 0 0 • view
But, it must go on! Because he REALLY wants the cake and balloons. We don’t want to disappoint the little guy.
apr 8, 2025, 6:24 pm • 3 0 • view
We need protests at the bday parade.
apr 8, 2025, 5:19 pm • 1 0 • view
I grew up in a system that celebrated yearly its dear leader's birthday. They would take us out from school and line up on sidewalks along where the parades would march. It was just as summer was starting, hot. We would be thirsty, tired, and we had to wear our uniforms and wave our red bandanas.
apr 8, 2025, 5:32 pm • 0 0 • view
Let them eat (birthday) cake
apr 8, 2025, 5:56 pm • 1 0 • view
It's unfathomable, our priorities in this country are so offensive.
apr 8, 2025, 4:43 pm • 2 0 • view
Better not be 1 iota of taxpayer money in there!
apr 8, 2025, 6:54 pm • 1 0 • view
And I'm just waiting for the proposal to change the Amercian flag to something with his picture on it
apr 8, 2025, 5:23 pm • 1 0 • view
apr 8, 2025, 3:46 pm • 360 101 • view
Well we are weak...we are led by a doddering old man in a diaper.
apr 8, 2025, 7:42 pm • 0 0 • view
Can Americans Please pay attention to a smart guy Who was Actually a Military Leader ?
apr 8, 2025, 5:35 pm • 67 3 • view
No. Americans only care about hate now.
apr 8, 2025, 7:40 pm • 25 0 • view
No, not all Americans. Half of the country are peace loving good people that want no part of this regime, and this is why we’ve taken to the streets protesting this horrid beast.
apr 9, 2025, 11:47 am • 8 0 • view
Yeah, we are protesting. And half of us did vote against it. But I ain’t blaming the world for feeling that our elected representatives are representative of what we are. We’re a death cult. They need to react accordingly
apr 9, 2025, 12:32 pm • 4 0 • view
I blame those who refused to vote and take a stand one way or the other..
apr 9, 2025, 12:33 pm • 4 0 • view
You can. I’m still going to blame the death cult and the death cult representatives. But we are what we are, and currently we are represented by a xenophobic death cult.
apr 9, 2025, 12:35 pm • 4 0 • view
“now”
apr 8, 2025, 11:10 pm • 3 0 • view
It does have more popular appeal this decade than the the last couple.
apr 8, 2025, 11:19 pm • 3 0 • view
Yeah, but I’d say that’s tactical more than logistical — the southern strategy worked, the nixon presidency was popular even as the guy got booted out of office; IMO it has been a waiting game since then
apr 8, 2025, 11:24 pm • 2 0 • view
For this alone one could like Ike. Not to crazy about his early treatment of WWI veterans, but he likely made amends once at the top.
apr 8, 2025, 7:24 pm • 2 0 • view
😖 nothing on this planet will ever make me think favorably upon any president in U.S. history.
apr 8, 2025, 10:52 pm • 0 0 • view
Well, there was that whole Normandy thing that impeded ascendant Nazis. But a lot of folks were still on the side of Nazis back then. Such alignment cost those folks dearly, as well their progeny, for some 80 years in certain places where the sordid affiliation is still embraced in textbooks, yes?
apr 8, 2025, 11:07 pm • 1 0 • view
Oh, most certainly.
apr 8, 2025, 11:13 pm • 0 0 • view
apr 8, 2025, 11:44 pm • 1 0 • view
Anyone wondering what the Republican Party used to look like, here’s your guy. *heavy sigh*
apr 8, 2025, 8:40 pm • 3 0 • view
Does Congress have to appropriate funding for this spectacle?
apr 9, 2025, 1:25 pm • 0 0 • view
I don’t think this will go over really well when we’re in a recession.
apr 9, 2025, 1:24 pm • 1 0 • view
That parade is the main reason, aside from staying out of jail, that he wanted the job.
apr 8, 2025, 5:00 pm • 3 0 • view
Only "parade" he deserves is a firing squad. And he loves firing...
apr 8, 2025, 5:46 pm • 0 0 • view
At least we can show up and throw rotten tomatoes at him.
apr 8, 2025, 5:38 pm • 0 0 • view
I would like to see people stay away and have such low attendance numbers that Trump never has another parade in his own honor. What a waste of taxpayer dollars.
apr 8, 2025, 6:33 pm • 3 0 • view
Obviously there will be cake
apr 8, 2025, 4:21 pm • 3 0 • view
When I was a kid childhood leukemia was a death sentence. It is now 90% curable with timely diagnosis. Research saves lives.
apr 8, 2025, 4:37 pm • 52 0 • view
🥲saved lives
apr 8, 2025, 7:21 pm • 16 0 • view
At a time when so many neurological disorders are epidemic, we need research more than ever. Research compliments each other.
apr 8, 2025, 8:09 pm • 14 0 • view
Disgusting man.
apr 8, 2025, 9:50 pm • 0 0 • view
at least 100,000 people with "General Bonespurs" placards lining the route, or just give up now. really, this is comedy gold you just don't get handed every day.
apr 8, 2025, 7:46 pm • 2 0 • view
And flying to your decrepit castle every weekend to win a fake golf trophy
apr 8, 2025, 4:23 pm • 15 1 • view
While he sends Hogsbreath to greet the returning soldiers. Such a gutless pig.
apr 9, 2025, 5:17 am • 2 0 • view
He’s beyond obscene criminal fraudulent;he’s now in white entitled tiny prick overcompensating for his revenge on US for wanting him prosecuted-he’s already adjudicated rapist,defamationsuit loser,hushmoney-corporate fraud convicted felon total business loser freak who got the job to steal for GOP🤦🏼♀️💦
apr 9, 2025, 5:16 am • 0 0 • view
All so true
apr 11, 2025, 3:41 am • 1 0 • view
apr 8, 2025, 8:46 pm • 1 0 • view
Well actually if the military was out in force there would be no better opportunity to surround the house and make donnie crawl down to the front lawn on his knees and arrest his shriveled orange treasonous ass!
apr 8, 2025, 10:25 pm • 1 0 • view
You forgot - federal budget also is paying for weekly flights to Florida for golf vacations!!!
apr 9, 2025, 9:58 am • 3 0 • view
Disgusting
apr 9, 2025, 12:40 pm • 0 0 • view
Elon’s cracked up team, I’m sorry crack team of experts in all things fraudulent couldn’t find this one? Strange all us non-experts found it with no effort.
apr 8, 2025, 5:21 pm • 0 0 • view
@senatedemocrats.bsky.social @housedemocrats.bsky.social @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social WHO is going to make noise about this!? Considering all the cuts, sorrow and pain being caused; and he throws himself a 100 million dollar parade!?
apr 8, 2025, 4:34 pm • 4 0 • view
The obscene thing is he’d easily get sponsors that want to suck up to pay for it, and the cancer research would still get screwed.
apr 8, 2025, 6:09 pm • 3 0 • view
It worked out well for Anwar Sadat
apr 8, 2025, 7:16 pm • 0 0 • view
Who is supposed to attend that parade? Because I want a ghost town.
apr 8, 2025, 11:40 pm • 2 0 • view
He certainly is making his priorities known.
apr 8, 2025, 8:47 pm • 0 0 • view
The second thing isn't in spite of the first thing. The first thing is opening up the finances to do the second thing. They aren't finding waste, fraud, and abuse. They're *funding* waste, fraud, and abuse.
apr 9, 2025, 11:52 am • 2 0 • view
50k protestors show up and plant themselves in front of his reviewing stand. What's he going to do? Like this but x 50k
apr 8, 2025, 4:27 pm • 12 0 • view
Don't kid yourself. Trump would order them to be killed and the MAGAs would love it.
apr 8, 2025, 5:03 pm • 4 0 • view
Nah, we should have our own parade somewhere else and compare the turnout. A bigger turnout would drive him green.
apr 8, 2025, 5:52 pm • 1 0 • view
BTW does the cost include the ripped-up roadways and the business lost as the roads are repaired?
apr 8, 2025, 4:24 pm • 4 0 • view
I think he should have the worst party ever… with a million + protesters
apr 9, 2025, 6:08 am • 3 0 • view
Possibly the funniest way to stage a military coup for a suddenly very smol birthday boy, tho. Parade grinds to a halt alongside the inspection platform, tank turrets slowly rotate and the Secret Service are like nope you're on your own, man.
apr 8, 2025, 3:56 pm • 108 1 • view
Brilliant
apr 8, 2025, 4:11 pm • 2 0 • view
It’s like satirizing the cruelty of Tianamen, but this time for the good of the world. It is a really sticky-in-the-mind subject, these past few months. I think a lot about Tank man and how he’s unnamed. I wish we knew his name.
apr 18, 2025, 4:32 pm • 1 0 • view
Worked in Egypt.
apr 8, 2025, 4:15 pm • 3 0 • view
I’d need a cigarette after if that ever happened. Just saying.
apr 8, 2025, 8:43 pm • 2 0 • view
Doo gooo on... 😃
apr 8, 2025, 11:36 pm • 1 0 • view
Agreed, but one change suggested. Change the last sentence to read ‘ nope you're on your own, old man.’
apr 8, 2025, 7:16 pm • 2 0 • view
Sir would work, too. Great strong men, of course, with tears in their eyes, but in *no* fucking mood to try & get between Trump and a 120mm shell.
apr 8, 2025, 11:03 pm • 0 0 • view
Happiest of birthdays 😂
apr 8, 2025, 4:12 pm • 27 0 • view
It would truly be everyone's birthday that day.
apr 8, 2025, 5:46 pm • 21 0 • view
Independence Day 2.0
apr 8, 2025, 8:21 pm • 10 0 • view
👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻🍊💩🤡💀
apr 8, 2025, 5:45 pm • 1 0 • view
Now THAT would be cause for celebration!
apr 8, 2025, 4:46 pm • 7 0 • view
If it's not them it needs to be us
apr 8, 2025, 5:49 pm • 0 0 • view
Any soldier who shows up for this parade deserves to have crap thrown at them. Under the UCMJ, you can refuse an unlawful, and immoral order. Something about spending $90 million of tax payer money to throw yourself a parade doesn’t sit well with me.
apr 8, 2025, 4:07 pm • 50 5 • view
alternative: any serviceperson against all this shit could get together with like-minded folk and organize behind the scenes and at the very least cause massive intentional chaos via everyday small actions now what I'd REALLY like them to do, perhaps should not be stated plain text so openly 😀
apr 8, 2025, 6:11 pm • 5 0 • view
We are on the same page.
apr 8, 2025, 7:45 pm • 4 0 • view
A Trump supporter I knew died right after he got elected, and one of the last bits of news she would've heard about was Trump cutting cancer funding. Leopards ate her fucking face alright...
apr 9, 2025, 4:50 pm • 0 0 • view
The civilized world looks on, aghast. Meanwhile, 'Merica fights about retreating to the 18th Century or how quickly it should happen.
apr 8, 2025, 4:36 pm • 3 0 • view
The all American orange buffoon.
apr 8, 2025, 10:18 pm • 0 0 • view
More like arcum fisci rapere. (seize the treasury)
apr 8, 2025, 5:57 pm • 2 0 • view
First time I've thought about the price tag. These people burn through money.
apr 8, 2025, 6:14 pm • 1 0 • view
Maybe he’ll stage another assassination attempt.. oh wait..
apr 9, 2025, 11:51 am • 2 0 • view
Yup, I was wondering when the parade would come.
apr 8, 2025, 4:41 pm • 1 0 • view
The US hasn't been the richest country in the world for a while now.
apr 8, 2025, 4:55 pm • 4 0 • view
USA not even close... gfmag.com/data/richest...
apr 8, 2025, 6:06 pm • 0 0 • view
Laissez le bon temps rouler!
apr 9, 2025, 6:08 pm • 0 0 • view
Wonder if the rest of the Politburo will arrange themselves on the viewing stand? 🤬🤬🤬🤬
apr 8, 2025, 5:14 pm • 0 0 • view
I fucking knew he was gonna do the Kim Jong Un Birthday Revue. On our dime. And leave DC to fix the roads afterward. I still have good money on the DC Dear Leader showing up in the reviewing stand in his brand-new Generalissimo uniform.
apr 8, 2025, 7:44 pm • 12 1 • view
Also, with American families still homeless from floods, fires and tornados all over America, there must not be any thought of any BS parade for Trump.
apr 8, 2025, 9:26 pm • 10 1 • view
Dear Leader wants his parade.
apr 8, 2025, 6:43 pm • 1 0 • view
Not to mention the weekly golf vacations in Florida
apr 8, 2025, 4:42 pm • 3 0 • view
Is that parade really a thing?!?
apr 8, 2025, 9:03 pm • 2 0 • view
Let Trump pay for that parade!
apr 9, 2025, 11:42 am • 4 0 • view
Try a nation that kills it’s own citizens to placate their elites.
apr 8, 2025, 7:07 pm • 0 0 • view
History will record this as an incredible descent from the most powerful country in the world to third world dictatorship. I can't wait to read the definitive analysis of what caused it and how it was allowed to happen.
apr 8, 2025, 5:29 pm • 1 0 • view
If the universe is kind, maybe a funeral procession instead.. also a cause for celebration.
apr 8, 2025, 5:21 pm • 3 0 • view
Which is more likely: 1) They're trying to save money but doing it in a stupid way, or 2) They're purposefully throwing America into chaos and destruction to cause an emergency, cancel elections, and install a dictatorship? Just asking . . .
apr 8, 2025, 5:35 pm • 1 0 • view
He's gonna finally get his military parade, isn't he? And in his bday. 😡🤢🤮
apr 8, 2025, 7:01 pm • 2 0 • view
youtu.be/ee7uBc2IZvs?...
apr 8, 2025, 4:57 pm • 19 3 • view
If that jag off makes our military do the goose step march I’m gonna lose my sh!t
apr 9, 2025, 12:52 am • 9 0 • view
Aholes gonna ahole.
apr 8, 2025, 6:19 pm • 0 0 • view
🙌🏻
apr 8, 2025, 5:10 pm • 3 0 • view
Wouldn't it be better if it were a funeral? Then we would party!
apr 8, 2025, 9:57 pm • 0 0 • view
Will the ghost of Anwar Sadat be attending the military parade?
apr 8, 2025, 5:48 pm • 1 0 • view