That might not be possible if Americans are only buying two dolls.

Well, there’s only one way to find out. 🖕

Imagine for one second the GOP reaction to a Democratic president telling American consumers how much of something, (anything) they “needed.”

Luckily, we don’t need to use our imaginations. We can go in the way back machine. www.washingtonpost.com/history/2024...

He already has an Amazon shipping fleet.

Four is the minimum for true happiness. SoCal, Carribean, Mediterranean and South Pacific

On the other hand, it will spark a growth in the limpet mine industry!

Will no one think of the Broligarchs?

I hope Jeff Bezos ends up so broke he has to sell dick picks for money.

Maybe instead of 14 kids, Elon Musk needs 100 kids.

Heyyyy, leave some for Betsy DeVos

I'd argue he should have one submarine.

He actually could have been so cool, if you really think about The only thing he had to do was pay a fair share of taxes and disagree with trump He wouldve been beloved and people would be more ok with him receiving corporate welfare no.LexLutherBaldBitchwannabe got greedy and ruined space travel

And they'll cost a few dollars more? Nah! they'll be built in some other country and registered there. No tariffs to pay.

President Trump — when asked if he thinks he needs to uphold the Constitution on "Meet the Press with Kristen Welker" — said, "I don't know," Why does this guy hold this office? Didn’t he swear he would? In a bible non the less

Actually, he didn’t put his hand on the Bible. If you look at a recording of the moment, it looks as though Melania might be nudging him a little since she is holding it for him.

True

So I’m learning now. Everyone is telling me. And that he would’ve caught fire

😆no doubt!

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But think of all the people he is employing

Not people, not for much longer, all the jobs they are bringing back from China are not going to be for Americans, not American humans anyway. uk.finance.yahoo.com/news/ups-exp...

He's a wanker who had to pay for a girlfriend.

*France 1792 has entered the chat*

He could marry Betsy DeVos

And his girfriend needs to design thirty different crew uniforms instead of two

They all fight over who spent the most on their last yacht. Pretty soon someone will purchase the first billion dollar yacht.

1 for each piece of silver

He's trying to build a defense against Orcas.

sometimes the irony of my feed is very poignant, as the dilapidated pier peeks over to the yacht’s in the distance, showing how one man may have none and another many…right above your post.

He makes Betsy DeVos look like a land lubber.

Had to dismantle a bridge to get the last Yacht out to sea, it was so big... Didn't they?

That bridge was built to be removed when necessary-- it's always been between a shipyard and the open sea.

Yes. We tried egging his yacht but it's pretty hard to throw that far.

We need more orcas, in general. Luigi riding an orca would give me glee.

Of course. What a gross human.

Maybe? It’s straight un-American to try and take his hard-earned yachts out of his pocket, to take the yacht off his plate. After all, it’s life, liberty, and the pursuit of yachts here.

I’m sure those yachts would also require support yachts.

And those little yachts have smaller yachts and so on ad infinitum.

Indeed. And Zuckerberg's support yacht even has it's own support yacht!

Purchasing a personal navy is getting into L. Ron Hubbard/Erik Prince territory. Go for it bozos

They may cost a dollar or two more, but…

😆Brilliant

Armada

A good one!

Maybe he needs a flotilla. Or maybe a navy.

He has a lot of overcompensateing to do.