Tank operators grinning and waving are not helping his fascist vibe.

🤣Not what lord lardass was expecting now was it?

Why is Melania wearing a long sleeved coat/dress in 80* and 1000% humidity weather?

I’m guessing this is an old photo from another time. Maybe from a funeral? 🤭

He can’t hide his lack of respect for our troops. He really just wanted to act like his dictator idols.

As MAGA would say, 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Is he asleep?

The poor bastard gave up a day of golf for this.

Im sure he got the idea watching North Korea’s parades, where if you don’t cheer and smile, they probably shoot you in the head on the spot. Bet he’s now wishing he could order that, too.

It looks so, well ... not fun at all. I'm sure everyone is waiting to get out of there.

All three look exactly as I wiuod imagine them, if I were to imagine them all having to poop sitting next to each other... I'm Pete Hegseth, in this scenario. Becoming Ice Man. Summoning my spirit animal for protection as I leave my body to confer with the Sphincter & the Council of Sacral Nerves.

“Porn isn’t reality” moment

When your mom planned a huge birthday party for you and it sucked and everyone was miserable.

Should have kept it there.

😂

Temu Mussolini

A Homer Simpson “THIS is ballet?!” realization.

🤣 😂

This is the guy they see as Rambo. lololol Just a doddering idiot.

wow melania has showed up to 3 events in one week.

He must REALLY owe her now!!

I am sure each of the three are having that thought applied to their own individual scenarios.

He looks like his diaper is leaking.

His wife’s amusement, priceless🤣

Who was it who said something like “when he gets that military parade, and it still doesn’t make him happy, that’ll be when we’re really in for it” Was is John Oliver? During his last term?

It seemed like a good idea at the time

He thinking 💭 to himself what a LOSER hie truly is!

Miss me with the AI trash

Fr that's an instant block

Clowns 🤡

Lolllllllll 😆😆😆

I hope someone plans to hide the ketchup before he gets home.

She's trying not to laugh at his old ass.

Hegseth looking very “I’ve official expended my utility here”

Having seen video where the soldiers seem to defy any effort to march in unison, I look at Hegseth’s pained expression in this photo and take some satisfaction that he realizes there is semi-deniable yet unmistakable noncompliance prevalent in the ranks.

Melanie’s gold buttons are well placed.

This parade is like the 'before' metaphor of an ED commercial

Nice smirks Melanie.

Exactly like my Christmas eve birthday for my whole life. Happy to share sentiments.

His imagination:

How big is the crowd?

That’s not a fair description. He’s clearly shitting in his diaper.

😂

I love this for them. Such sad little boys 🥺

lol

There really is a part of him that’s so sick and delusional that he thought millions of people would show up for him instead of against him.

Melanja is going to have nightmares about being upskirted because of that seating arrangement

This makes me feel so joyous. 🥹🥰🥳 It’s a nice reminder it is MY father’s birthday, and he fought nazis the first time around.

God bless your father fir his brave service to America. My great-uncle landed on Sword Beach with the Brits. He's weeping angry tears in heaven because his sacrifice, and the sacrifice of ALL our veterans, was in vain because fascists are in the Oval Office today. 😥😥😥😥🙏🙏🙏🙏

This is what they have to look forward to in Hell for all Eternity HaHaHaHa

You get the feeling Flotus secretly loves seeing a deflated and demoralized bday boy?

Ali Velshi is reporting a " Disney" vibe There's a civil war salute with a covered wagon rolling by which is bizarre and some minute men. He wanted goosestepping and shooting.

The perade or marriage?

😆

POS looks bored AF.

Love this for him.

WRONG I was skeptical but the parade was great. 1. The soldiers seem to genuinely appreciate the cheers and recognition 2. It’s informative! Good job to whomever planned it 3. GREAT live metal band Quite a moving event. Recruitment will be up for sure!

He's fallen asleep again, hasn't he? #SleepyTrump

LOL I saw his face watching tanks roll by at 5 mph. He looked bored AF 🤣

He looks like he is going to cry

Weekend at Donald’s