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Schooley @schooley.bsky.social

What will he do for his 80th?

jun 15, 2025, 2:09 am • 214 10

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Birdergal 💙💛 @kestrel61.bsky.social

Shuffle off. 🙏🏼

jun 15, 2025, 7:15 am • 2 0 • view
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Blomster @cablomster.bsky.social

jun 15, 2025, 11:43 pm • 3 0 • view
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Turk @papaturk.bsky.social

jun 15, 2025, 3:01 am • 1 0 • view
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Leah✨ @technicleah.bsky.social

I have preferences

jun 15, 2025, 3:58 am • 5 0 • view
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Mark Something @ohdarkthirty.bsky.social

Push up another daisy, hopefully.

jun 15, 2025, 2:19 am • 8 0 • view
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Craig Hickam @craighickam.bsky.social

Hopefully stroke out long before that day. 🤞🤞

jun 15, 2025, 11:20 pm • 3 0 • view
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iammenotu.bsky.social @iammenotu.bsky.social

Die, hopefully.

jun 15, 2025, 8:15 am • 1 0 • view
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Catalyst Catalyst @catalystcatalyst.bsky.social

Hopefully stay dead.

jun 15, 2025, 7:24 pm • 3 0 • view
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SmoochyD 🇨🇦🇺🇦 @smoochyd.bsky.social

Hopefully unsubscribe from the world! 🤞

jun 15, 2025, 7:31 pm • 5 0 • view
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VeganGTA @vegangta.bsky.social

jun 15, 2025, 11:27 pm • 1 0 • view
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Joel Corn @joelcorn.bsky.social

Decompose

jun 16, 2025, 4:07 am • 0 0 • view
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Gayle @gskh1237.bsky.social

jun 15, 2025, 4:08 pm • 5 0 • view
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Lawrence Carico @caesura30.bsky.social

dirt nap?

jun 16, 2025, 12:16 am • 1 0 • view
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Clairvie @clairvie.bsky.social

Remember, he's definitely not close to 80.

jun 15, 2025, 2:53 am • 0 0 • view
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catbnymble.bsky.social @catbnymble.bsky.social

Give us the parade we’re looking for.

jun 16, 2025, 4:16 am • 1 0 • view
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Big jilm @asparaguspee.bsky.social

Shit his brains

jun 15, 2025, 2:23 am • 1 0 • view
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Civil Disobediencologist @infiniterest.bsky.social

Overdose on his own bullshit.

jun 15, 2025, 8:52 pm • 5 0 • view
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Sophie Scholl @occamsguillotine.bsky.social

Feed worms

jun 15, 2025, 6:03 am • 4 0 • view
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anthoniem.bsky.social @anthoniem.bsky.social

30 in Alcatraz??

jun 16, 2025, 2:24 am • 1 0 • view
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Michael Hager @michaelhag.bsky.social

Keel over?

jun 15, 2025, 3:10 am • 1 0 • view
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La @truebluetoola.bsky.social

Hopefully he won't make it to his 80th, all that shit he eats, those arteries have for to be clogged FFS.

jun 15, 2025, 7:05 am • 2 0 • view
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Andrea the introverted one @andrea-introverted.bsky.social

Maybe the fast food consumption will help things along and this will all be in the rear view mirror

jun 15, 2025, 9:33 pm • 3 0 • view
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MB @sugarcubedog.bsky.social

I have an idea.

jun 15, 2025, 2:11 am • 1 0 • view
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MJ @mj2468.bsky.social

Extra half hour in the exercise yard.

jun 15, 2025, 3:09 am • 1 0 • view
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Aqviry 👣 💃🏻 🇪🇺 @aqviry.bsky.social

That’s beyond his life expectancy.

jun 15, 2025, 2:10 am • 1 0 • view
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Talonewo🇺🇸🇺🇦(that was my job) @talonewo.bsky.social

Not be here to celebrate it?

jun 16, 2025, 12:38 am • 6 0 • view
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Canadian Bacon 🇨🇦🇺🇦🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @canadianbacon66.bsky.social

Hopefully he doesn’t make it to that

jun 15, 2025, 2:10 am • 2 0 • view
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Judson @thefaultinmyarse.bsky.social

I’m planning to dance on…something.

jun 15, 2025, 2:12 am • 4 0 • view
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Yvonne @eeeevon17.bsky.social

Hopefully a ceremony at Arlington or one of his golf courses.

jun 15, 2025, 10:34 pm • 2 0 • view
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blueanimallover.bsky.social @blueanimallover.bsky.social

Not Arlington. Men I love are buried there. Never Arlington.

jun 16, 2025, 4:06 am • 2 0 • view
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Yvonne @eeeevon17.bsky.social

Agree 100%. I really don’t think he’d want to be there, but his ego may crave the attention. I hope he’s buried under the penitentiary at Leavenworth.

jun 16, 2025, 11:22 am • 1 0 • view
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But I Tigress @but-i-tigress.bsky.social

I’m actually hoping what cholesterol will do

jun 15, 2025, 2:15 am • 1 0 • view
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Democrat to the end! @ninoraymond.bsky.social

He won’t live that long

jun 15, 2025, 3:02 am • 1 0 • view
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My 2 Cents @provokediscussion.bsky.social

Mutely drool while sitting in a poopy Depends?

jun 16, 2025, 1:22 am • 1 0 • view
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Charles William @charleswilliam313.bsky.social

Probably have a bunch of incredibly hungover marines mud wrestle for crypto as the Three Doors Down guy sings "Kryptonite" livestreaming from the cancer hospice.

jun 15, 2025, 2:24 am • 1 0 • view
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Joe is Me @yeahjeetsyeah.bsky.social

Biting my tongue.

jun 15, 2025, 2:18 am • 2 0 • view
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VincentJ @vincentj1217.bsky.social

Hopefully take an interview with Rush Limbaugh.

jun 15, 2025, 3:55 pm • 8 0 • view
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@SuSu-Gator @susu-gator.bsky.social

If he makes it.

jun 15, 2025, 2:22 am • 0 0 • view
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diana4democrats.bsky.social @diana4democrats.bsky.social

Whatever his prison mate wants him to do.

jun 15, 2025, 2:10 am • 14 0 • view
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Never give up!Never give in! Strength in #s @ahhaenlighten777.bsky.social

Town square hangings...

jun 16, 2025, 1:13 am • 1 0 • view
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I Have Something 2 SAY @ihavesomething2say.bsky.social

I assume I’m not the first person to say… Die, I hope

jun 16, 2025, 1:43 am • 1 0 • view
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Up3rd @up3rd.bsky.social

Push up daisies.

jun 15, 2025, 2:54 am • 2 0 • view
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Gregg McLennan @strayarc.bsky.social

Decompose

jun 15, 2025, 2:23 am • 11 0 • view
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FIGHT FASCISM WITH EVERYTHING YOU'VE GOT! @khazad-dum.bsky.social

Haunt us from the grave, I hope.

jun 15, 2025, 2:17 am • 1 0 • view
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mdtoorder @mdtoorder.bsky.social

I think John McCain sang it once. #BrianWilson

jun 15, 2025, 11:29 pm • 0 0 • view
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Birdie🐦🇨🇦 🫘 @birdie56.bsky.social

Hopefully die

jun 15, 2025, 11:55 am • 3 0 • view
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Lisa LaRue @lisalarue.bsky.social

jun 15, 2025, 2:45 am • 4 0 • view
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BlueLakes1 @bluelakes1.bsky.social

jun 15, 2025, 2:23 am • 3 0 • view
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Twittiest2 🌀🐧 @twittiest2.bsky.social

Burn witches in public? Just spitballing

jun 15, 2025, 2:11 am • 3 0 • view
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oregon_fan @oregonfan.bsky.social

Hopefully die.

jun 15, 2025, 2:09 am • 11 0 • view
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silver @silverboots.bsky.social

Burn in hell

jun 15, 2025, 2:26 am • 2 0 • view
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Some Random Dude @realsrd2020.bsky.social

Hopefully be dead for two years.

jun 15, 2025, 2:31 am • 4 0 • view
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Paul @numberofnone.bsky.social

Probably this... Unfortunately the summary execution will come after he leads your country to way more chaos

Spoilers: Final scene from the film by Alex Garland,
jun 15, 2025, 8:28 am • 2 0 • view
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redgp.bsky.social @redgp.bsky.social

Not make it? 🙏

jun 15, 2025, 2:37 am • 1 0 • view
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Cleo Navarro @cleonavarro.bsky.social

Hopefully abdicate!

jun 15, 2025, 2:44 am • 0 0 • view
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Kodo and Sangha Aid & Abet @kodoandsangha.bsky.social

Let us hope he planed this as his final hurrah.

jun 15, 2025, 4:44 am • 2 0 • view
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Bullets are CHEAP! @mcdonaldbucket.bsky.social

jun 15, 2025, 11:35 pm • 1 0 • view
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Comfortadora @commfortadora.bsky.social

Be dead, I hope.

jun 15, 2025, 2:14 am • 6 0 • view
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johnfbrowning.bsky.social @johnfbrowning.bsky.social

I have some ideas

jun 15, 2025, 4:56 pm • 4 0 • view
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KingBritt @kingbritt1211.bsky.social

Throw his own feces at the wall.

jun 15, 2025, 2:14 am • 2 0 • view
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woodydelano.bsky.social @woodydelano.bsky.social

I hear Mel gets a raise in her allowance. Literally a cost of living increase

jun 15, 2025, 6:03 pm • 3 0 • view
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Diteymomma @diteymomma.bsky.social

He'll be somewhere near Ivana, hopefully

jun 15, 2025, 4:51 am • 6 0 • view
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Ifonlyadream @ifonly224.bsky.social

Die...

jun 15, 2025, 11:12 pm • 2 0 • view
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JennyJenniJen @jennyjennijen.bsky.social

God willing it will be an in memoriam celebration lol

jun 15, 2025, 2:32 am • 2 0 • view
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RaysFan😎🏴‍☠️☘️🍻 @jkurr.bsky.social

Bury him 🤷🏼

jun 16, 2025, 12:43 am • 1 0 • view
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The Goon! @thegoonkills.bsky.social

Be a corpse 10 years prior

jun 15, 2025, 12:34 pm • 3 0 • view
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Yeah! @newsview.bsky.social

Hmmm. Well…

jun 15, 2025, 2:59 am • 1 0 • view
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dogcatcher4.bsky.social @dogcatcher4.bsky.social

Try to dig himself out from 6-feet-under?

jun 15, 2025, 6:16 pm • 4 0 • view
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Mike Burdick @birdydownunder.bsky.social

Hopefully, he won’t make it.

jun 15, 2025, 11:19 am • 3 0 • view
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Nina Rodham Clinton @sazerac66.bsky.social

Hopefully it won't be an option.

jun 15, 2025, 5:09 pm • 4 0 • view
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Dcmesq101 @dcmesq101.bsky.social

Push up daisies,

jun 16, 2025, 6:11 am • 1 0 • view
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dearmaizie @dearmaizie.bsky.social

Repulse the maggots feeding on his carcass I hope.

jun 15, 2025, 3:24 am • 2 0 • view
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Magenta Rocks 🇬🇱🇺🇦🇨🇦🇲🇽🏳️‍🌈 @magentarocks.bsky.social

Be six feet under if we are lucky.

jun 15, 2025, 2:19 am • 10 0 • view
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RF_Dude Слава Україні 🇺🇦 @rfdude.bsky.social

🙏🤞

jun 15, 2025, 2:20 am • 1 0 • view
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laïcité @misappropriated.bsky.social

He’ll either be dead or in a mental asylum before then.

jun 15, 2025, 2:42 am • 1 0 • view
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Hank Ering 🇨🇦💙🌊 @hank-ering.bsky.social

Share a plot with Ivana on his golf course?

jun 15, 2025, 6:31 pm • 7 0 • view
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Just Traci (with an 👁️) @overallofthiz.bsky.social

jun 15, 2025, 10:37 pm • 9 0 • view
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🇨🇦Manon-Atii🇺🇦 There’s nothing like an angry goose @manon-atii.bsky.social

Wishing to be alive? 🤷🏻‍♀️

jun 15, 2025, 10:21 pm • 1 0 • view
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Clay Renfroe @clayrenfroe.bsky.social

jun 15, 2025, 2:16 am • 7 0 • view
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free rock city @freerockcity.bsky.social

Same but even bigger. Twice as many empty bleachers.

jun 15, 2025, 7:58 am • 2 0 • view
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Kristy Harms @kch2010.bsky.social

The imagination runs wild…..

jun 15, 2025, 9:43 pm • 3 0 • view
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Spiritual Mantis @spiritualmantis.bsky.social

Or maybe....

jun 15, 2025, 2:11 am • 1 0 • view
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AutumnSun9 @autumnsun9.bsky.social

Invite Puttin' and Umm over with their toys for a bigger parade. And takeover.

jun 16, 2025, 7:55 am • 0 0 • view
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George Snorewell @georgesnorewell.bsky.social

Hang himself in a closet, hopefully.

jun 15, 2025, 2:11 am • 1 0 • view
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Katakateri @katakateri.bsky.social

Have another Capitol shit-smearing session.

jun 15, 2025, 2:11 am • 0 0 • view
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Miriam Likes Pie @miriamlikespie.bsky.social

Hopefully treat us all to a lovely funeral.

jun 16, 2025, 12:33 am • 1 0 • view
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everything is on fire @collapsemanager.bsky.social

Molder below ground.

jun 15, 2025, 2:12 am • 2 0 • view
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Lily Fiore @lmfiore.bsky.social

Spending the day with Satan?

jun 15, 2025, 2:15 am • 7 0 • view
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smartlady2you.bsky.social @smartlady2you.bsky.social

Oh please no….

jun 15, 2025, 2:23 am • 0 0 • view
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jlucpicard.bsky.social @jlucpicard.bsky.social

Hopefully we never find out

jun 15, 2025, 11:39 pm • 9 0 • view
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Rosemary Tucker @risenart.bsky.social

Die?

jun 15, 2025, 10:41 pm • 2 0 • view
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Captain ‘Reau @thoreau.bsky.social

Kick up daisies?

jun 16, 2025, 12:50 am • 8 0 • view
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Zapp Brannigan™️ @realzappbrannigan.smokefleet.net

jun 16, 2025, 12:55 am • 5 0 • view
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sandraeb.bsky.social @sandraeb.bsky.social

A parade with a closed casket

jun 16, 2025, 7:42 am • 0 0 • view
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USEDUNIVERSE @useduniverse.bsky.social

Nuclear fireworks.

jun 15, 2025, 2:47 am • 0 0 • view
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braxton-edward.bsky.social @braxton-edward.bsky.social

Die

jun 15, 2025, 10:09 pm • 2 0 • view
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Kim Carey @kcarey4116.bsky.social

Die?

jun 15, 2025, 4:29 pm • 3 0 • view
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Mary Lou Richardson @newpath.bsky.social

Attempt to turn over in his grave.

jun 15, 2025, 11:38 pm • 8 0 • view
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notamole.bsky.social @notamole.bsky.social

Hopefully, he'll ask the warden if he could have a diet Coke with dinner.

jun 15, 2025, 4:18 am • 4 0 • view
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dsorva.bsky.social @dsorva.bsky.social

A funeral would be welcome.

jun 15, 2025, 11:19 pm • 2 0 • view
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newyork56.bsky.social @newyork56.bsky.social

Good chance he won’t see his next birthday. Look at him . Nothing but a pathetic old fool.

jun 15, 2025, 2:15 am • 1 0 • view
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[The Great War & Modern Memory] @ps9714.bsky.social

The good lord may have other plans for for his 80th. #JustSayin

jun 16, 2025, 4:56 am • 0 0 • view
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Chad A. Griffiths @asimpletailor.bsky.social

ide?

jun 15, 2025, 2:27 am • 0 0 • view
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Karen Z @nidanmere.bsky.social

I have some ideas

jun 15, 2025, 10:54 am • 3 0 • view
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B Beshoar @bbeshoar.bsky.social

jun 15, 2025, 10:36 pm • 1 0 • view
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Abbe Normal🇺🇸🇨🇦🇺🇦💙 No DMs please! @originalabbenormal.bsky.social

Hopefully nothing! 💀

jun 15, 2025, 6:20 am • 1 0 • view
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Lisa Lindstrom @bigcitychihuahua.bsky.social

🪦

jun 15, 2025, 2:10 am • 30 1 • view
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skvjoy.bsky.social @skvjoy.bsky.social

🙌🏽

jun 15, 2025, 4:16 am • 1 0 • view
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Jessie Juwono @jessiejuwono.com

Perfect 😂

jun 15, 2025, 2:12 am • 6 0 • view
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pamnapo.bsky.social @pamnapo.bsky.social

🤞🏽

jun 15, 2025, 2:12 am • 2 0 • view
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cateyb.bsky.social @cateyb.bsky.social

Turn off his life support

jun 15, 2025, 2:24 am • 6 0 • view
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Eric Stratton @michaelronzano.bsky.social

Let's hope we don't have to find out.

jun 15, 2025, 2:14 am • 1 0 • view
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DJ Tahoe @djtahoe.bsky.social

Not be here anymore?

jun 15, 2025, 6:44 pm • 3 0 • view
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The Real Don Keyboy @realdonkeyboy.bsky.social

Coronary?

jun 15, 2025, 2:14 am • 1 0 • view
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Po from Brooklyn @poewing.bsky.social

Whippets

jun 15, 2025, 2:22 am • 0 0 • view
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TheBaroness @thebaroness.bsky.social

Be buried.

jun 15, 2025, 2:28 am • 5 0 • view
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Kurt Schlatzer 📷 ⚓ @kurtschlatzer.com

Look up from Hell and shake his fist.

jun 15, 2025, 2:44 am • 2 0 • view
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Hope(ful) @kmf12.bsky.social

Sit in a fuquin jail if justice prevails. Just sayin

jun 15, 2025, 3:16 am • 2 0 • view
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dontpushthat.bsky.social @dontpushthat.bsky.social

If we're lucky: continue to decompose.

jun 15, 2025, 2:14 am • 2 0 • view
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𝔸𝕕𝕒 👀💙🌈📎 @momtofourcats.bsky.social

Push up daisies if that bitch Karma ever shows up. 🌼⏱️

jun 16, 2025, 1:06 am • 6 0 • view