He’ll threaten war on Norway until they cave and give him the Peace

Sad but true. He’ll get his Nobel and Pam Bondi will promptly investigate anyone who dares to say he’s not a peacemaker.

For what???!!!! One of the most undeserving people I can think of!!!!

So he starts a war, then ends it, and expects the Nobel Peace Prize? Um, those Scandinavian folks are pretty smart, they might not fall for this.

nope. its just the US. the world would never give him a price for anything.

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When he’s talked about it, Felon47 is always plural about getting four or five…like they’re fuckin’ Emmy awards.

He hasn’t won one of those either and he is super bitter about that too!

Maybe he will stop killing people if we can help him get his Nobel.

Love to see em give him the Nobel Prize for Fiction!

Grifter in chief always grifting it comes with money. I hope they give it to zelenski. Love watching this grown man cry

HE'LL JUST BUY IT

I cannot argue with that. NOTHING would surprise me. This Country somehow re-elected a man who literally would be in jail right now if he didn't win the presidency. And for what you ask? HE TRIED TO FUCKING OVERTHROW OUR GOV BY ATTACKING OUR CAPITAL. PEOPLE DIED.

@schooley.bsky.social Trump’s plan for getting his Nobel Peace prize: 1. Create a situation where nuclear war is threatened, doesn’t matter by whom 2. Do a TACO shuffle and claim he’s solved it and saved the world 3. Get Kim Jong Un to nominate him for the Nobel Peace prize

Kind of like the arsonist receiving the Fireman of the Year award.

He once awarded himself some man of the year medal from Michigan & accepted some guy's medal of honor, so I expect he'll just start bragging that he's won the Nobel because he thinks if he says it, it is true.

Then Nobel Prizes should be awarded with some dynamite only, instead of $$$.

The assholes who hate participation trophies are obsessed with getting participation trophies

How many countries does he have to bomb and immigrants he have to incarcerate in death camps before he gets his friggin medal.

No way. Absolutely no way.

What is wrong with you?!

When this Presidency is over, I think we have to force him to watch Obama give Biden the Medal of Freedom, Obama winning the Peace prize, and Obama roasting him at the WHCD over and over in perpetuity.

Yea, whatever

What is the Nobel peace prize really worth past or future if its been corrupted in that way? Perhaps the committee would think it better to just retire the distinguished Nobel peace prize rather than diminish its value and importance to those in the past who truly deserve it.

he will probably make up a fake one and hang it on his glamour wall

ugh

For chemistry probably

The dumbass believes he can start a war and then by ending the war somehow that makes him eligible for a Nobel peace prize. Somebody just give him a participation trophy so we can get on with our lives

It’s not even a doubt he’s going to get one. He is the ultimate serial winner despite being maybe one of the worst people to ever live. This is how I know God isn’t real.

I adore this post. Thank you.

Not only worst, but dumbest

Those arselicking Pakistanis.

It's deeply depressing. But, yeah, he has managed to corrupt literally everything. So I'm assuming that's next.

Dear God … NO!! No Nobel Peace Prize for a narcissistic sociopath!!

Trump will bomb the Nobel Committee into submission.

Given the SCOTUS decision that basically made him a King, this was probably always going to happen next 🤢

Luckily, The United States doesn’t give out the Nobels.

If Republicans gave our the Peace Prize Trump would get it today. The actual free world hates the bugger and sees him for what he is: EVIL.

Yes it is!

Okay, maybe not.

Probably not, since the Nobel prize is awarded by people based in a woke part of the world. If it was awarded by the NYT and the WP, the Nobel would be assured.

Hahaha

He will make a new one. The Patriot Piece Prize and he will be the first recipient.

So much bigger, more beautiful and more golden than that other peace prize.

It’ll be like the Lenin Peace Prize, only for fascists…

He will never get the prize, not even in the imaginary world he lives in He will give himself credit for creating peace in more and more instances by his count he has saved the world from war for decades www.yahoo.com/news/trump-l...

That absolutely will not happen.

He's already got the NATO chief's endorsement.

A really convincing prank phone call could end this quickly

Actually, we're seeing the end of American influence in possibly the only way it could happen. By ourselves and its fitting. The empire is one of the sources of all the internal conflict.

Shhhh for a minute. You’re probably right, but I’m basking in the glow of Obama’s coveted prize this fuck will never earn legitimately.

And you absolutely know that’s why he’s obsessed.

I hope whoever puts the trophy together spells it “Noble” bc that’s how smarty pants would want it

Norway - who unlike the US ranks in top 3 countries in world annually on almost every global index including Freedom, Democracy, Education, etc. - grants them after careful evaluation of every global nominee. They're not swayed nor corrupted by the same influences that permeate US culture.

We're not prepared, we'll need more time

He is psychotic

I might unfollow you for this. Seriously?

No! We will protest.

He has the mental capacity and emotional intelligence of a three yo. He'll stomp his feet, throw things and cry until they ultimately give in to his tantrum.

He’s probably shocked he wasn’t presented the Nobel prize for a performance when he survived that weird time his ear grew back so perfectly.

It’s less of “Trump got the Peace Prize” and more “the Peace Prize got Trumped.” He’s destroying institutions, both intentionally and incompetently.

He won't get the actual prize, but somehow one will appear around his neck.

I want to see something around his neck, but it sure as shit isn't the Nobel Peace prize.

Give him a concept of a Nobel Prize.

For Norwegians who know the members of the Nobel committee, we know there’s not a snowball chance in h.. for that to happen. He’s tainted. It will probably go to Red Cross or something.

He’s a tainted taint

Fun fact about the Nobel committee is that these Norwegians don’t give a flying f* about that orange clout chaser or what his minions say. The couldn’t care less about headlines or media. There’s no lobbying or «donations» that can sway them. 🤦🏼‍♀️

Even if he does get one, it’s just gonna mean that that prize no longer has any credibility that it doesn’t mean shit anymore that is like so many other awards that that motherfucker seems to think he deserves he deserves nothing but a cell… or maybe a box…

All while he let the Gestapo loose to terrorize people in his own country. What a world we're in.

He's going to get one every year until he leaves office and then posthumously for another decade. He'll be wearing it in the mountain carving they do of him at what used to be a national park but is now the DJT memorial mountain statue, SO much better than Rushmore.

Trump deserves a one-day participation trophy, but Netanyahu did 99% of the work to preserve Israel's democracy.

"DOGE has fired the entire Nobel Committee, nobody knows how that's possible but the Supreme Court has just ruled it 100% real and constitutional.."

I don't believe that. I may be wrong.

Noball Pieces Prize!

Yep.

If it would make him go away...

Please, let the Nobel committee have more integrity than the U.S. govt, US supreme court, UN Security commission, NATO...who else has let us down?

They only way he’ll get one is if he mints a replica.

It’s a new prize, much stronger, by the trump inc. subsidiary Noble Piece.

Nobel Prize for Dimensia ⁉️ 🙄

There's always time for a Darwin award.

What if we lock him up in The Hague right after his plane lands in 🇳🇱 today?

I was kinda hoping the plane would be hijacked or worse!

Seems he’s getting a sleepover with the 🇳🇱 king… 🫣😵‍💫

He won’t.

If this happens hopefully all the legit Nobel Winners will send back their prizes.

I literally just said this to a friend. This fking world just gets worse every minute

The Norwegian Parliament is not the NYT. It's not the Kennedy Center. He can't fire the 5 members on the committee and replace them with loyalists.

Will threaten to bomb Oslo and demand the award in exchange for not doing so

Not a chance

Start problem then “fix” problem. Sure, Jan.

That would be the chef's kiss on this 10yrs long shit sandwich we've had to eat...

Let’s just stage a fake awards ceremony so he shuts the fuck up already.

Not even the fake one for Economics.

I'm encouraged by the fact Nobel prizes are not awarded posthumously.

Oh hell no

We live in a Country where everyone fears one orange MFer!

The one that thinks he (always a he) deserves a Nobel will never get one. It would be fun if they gave it to Trudeau (not gonna happen, there‘s no argument at all) just to spite him.

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this would be amusing if it wasn't possible. Every time I think it is not possible, it happens. Where are the damn republicans?