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Schooley @schooley.bsky.social

Wait

Trump floating into space
aug 5, 2025, 3:19 pm • 856 98

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industrialsmoot.bsky.social @industrialsmoot.bsky.social

Rapetured

aug 30, 2025, 3:51 am • 1 0 • view
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industrialsmoot.bsky.social @industrialsmoot.bsky.social

Except he won't be going up. He'll be going to the other place.

aug 30, 2025, 3:50 am • 0 0 • view
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Laura J. @elsiejay.bsky.social

Actual lol. Alien abduction would be perfect, tho.

aug 5, 2025, 3:30 pm • 2 0 • view
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Heidi Finan @hkfinan.bsky.social

Wrong direction

aug 30, 2025, 3:09 am • 0 0 • view
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phillyfrog.bsky.social @phillyfrog.bsky.social

If it takes The Rapture to get rid of him, I'll read the Bible.

aug 5, 2025, 5:31 pm • 2 0 • view
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Mama Bruno’s Kitchen @mamabrunoskitchen.bsky.social

Magritte 😉

aug 5, 2025, 8:51 pm • 1 0 • view
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🌻Christina Arrington🌻 @christinaarrington.bsky.social

It all makes sense somehow.

aug 5, 2025, 3:21 pm • 3 0 • view
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Jane Rabbit @janerabbit.bsky.social

oh please make it real

aug 30, 2025, 3:34 am • 0 0 • view
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As Sparks Fly Upwards @fitzjohn.bsky.social

I really think that gallows is higher than necessary.

aug 5, 2025, 5:35 pm • 2 0 • view
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Pennybags @nouveaubougee.bsky.social

Lmao

aug 5, 2025, 3:37 pm • 2 0 • view
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Eric Winick @eawinick.bsky.social

Paging Nathan Fielder

aug 5, 2025, 3:24 pm • 5 0 • view
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Steve Portigal @steveportigal.bsky.social

Oh best response

aug 30, 2025, 3:15 am • 0 0 • view
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Nick Johnston @nifjnick.bsky.social

I wish I knew how to add this to the picture youtube.com/shorts/8yBQB...

aug 5, 2025, 3:25 pm • 3 0 • view
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Estéfano Souza @estefano-souza.bsky.social

How high is this tree? 👀

aug 30, 2025, 3:08 am • 1 0 • view
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Giant Space Ants @spaceants.bsky.social

image
aug 5, 2025, 3:22 pm • 13 0 • view
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Kait Richardson 🥔 @thryse.com

He’s getting craptured

aug 5, 2025, 4:50 pm • 4 0 • view
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TexaKiwi 🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇸🇳🇿🐈🫘 @texaskiwi70.bsky.social

🤣🤣🤣

aug 6, 2025, 2:20 am • 2 0 • view
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Stranger In The Alps @strangernalps.bsky.social

Let the mystery be

aug 30, 2025, 3:09 am • 0 0 • view
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pacmanfever.bsky.social @pacmanfever.bsky.social

He must be off to stop Luthor.

aug 5, 2025, 4:08 pm • 2 0 • view
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randomgirltoyou.bsky.social @randomgirltoyou.bsky.social

Jesus to T: Don’t you dare go towards that light. T: Why? Everyone else is. Jesus: (speaking in 3rd person like Bob Dole) Jesus doesn’t love you. And he certainly doesn’t want to spend eternity with the likes of you. Just follow Rush down those stairs…

aug 30, 2025, 5:17 am • 0 0 • view
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Lady D @ladydisdain.bsky.social

Don’t tease me. Raptured, abducted, I don’t care, as long as he disappears.

aug 5, 2025, 3:38 pm • 1 0 • view
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Ira 'Bluebeard Homer' Goldman @kdbyproxy.bsky.social

Lot of people saying up, but isn't there a tree limb there?

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aug 30, 2025, 4:43 am • 0 0 • view
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breezyblue.bsky.social @breezyblue.bsky.social

You know you're in trouble when even gravity files a restraining order.

aug 6, 2025, 2:22 pm • 3 0 • view
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River Van Gambler @rivervangambler.bsky.social

Is he getting sent back return to sender?

aug 5, 2025, 5:15 pm • 2 0 • view
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Sue Gibson @suegibson.bsky.social

Thank you for alt text!

aug 5, 2025, 6:23 pm • 2 0 • view
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Bessie the Cow @bovinebessie.bsky.social

He's going the wrong way

aug 5, 2025, 3:37 pm • 12 0 • view
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Bini @biniman.bsky.social

Everybody goes up first

aug 30, 2025, 3:08 am • 0 0 • view
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Leslie Werner 😹💙✡️🧶💉🎉👩‍⚕️ @lesliemeow.bsky.social

😈😈😈

aug 5, 2025, 3:39 pm • 2 0 • view
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northernsnowdog.bsky.social @northernsnowdog.bsky.social

If he’s getting sucked off, he’s going in the wrong direction. #CBSGhosts

aug 30, 2025, 3:57 am • 0 0 • view
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Schooley @schooley.bsky.social

Biden staring out the window at Trump floating by.
aug 5, 2025, 3:36 pm • 147 6 • view
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JoseyRider @joseyrider.bsky.social

😂🤣

aug 5, 2025, 4:51 pm • 0 0 • view
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Bb @blairbendler.bsky.social

Some real David Lynch vibes on this one

aug 5, 2025, 3:39 pm • 9 0 • view
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flannk.bsky.social @flannk.bsky.social

Rotate those legs 180 degrees

aug 5, 2025, 9:25 pm • 2 0 • view
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Fella from Prague @fellafromprague.bsky.social

Bodyguard be like:

aug 5, 2025, 6:11 pm • 3 0 • view
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Elvis Trump @realelvistrump.bsky.social

Aliens or Epstein’s ghost?

aug 5, 2025, 5:00 pm • 2 0 • view
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donmarie940.bsky.social @donmarie940.bsky.social

GHOSTS - SUCK HIM UP

aug 6, 2025, 10:19 pm • 1 0 • view
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Eve Examines 👩🏻‍🦼🇨🇦🐚🌊🪸 🌊🐚 @eveexamines.bsky.social

Needs more balloons.

aug 5, 2025, 9:28 pm • 1 0 • view
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Boo-Rian Making Comics @necroknights.bsky.social

Trump got raptured and then got stuck in midair because neither heaven nor hell wanted him.

aug 30, 2025, 3:19 am • 2 0 • view
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Norman Wilson (uncracked barrel) 🔵 @oclsc.bsky.social

The hot air finally balloons.

aug 5, 2025, 7:35 pm • 2 0 • view
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"Time to Punch Nazis" Deana Holmes @littlecults4ever.bsky.social

Raptured?

aug 5, 2025, 5:41 pm • 2 0 • view
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Elizabeth Le Fen @fenbeast.bsky.social

Oh no, he not going UP.

aug 30, 2025, 3:06 am • 2 0 • view
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Matt R. @antimattr359.bsky.social

Approaching first stage main engine cut off.

aug 5, 2025, 5:58 pm • 3 0 • view
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scottferatu.bsky.social @scottferatu.bsky.social

That must be the Ass cension

aug 8, 2025, 12:55 am • 2 0 • view
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graywyvern @graywyvern.bsky.social

between a roc & a hard place

aug 5, 2025, 4:35 pm • 2 0 • view
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tb @taylorbizzle.bsky.social

aug 5, 2025, 3:20 pm • 44 1 • view
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brewshwillis.bsky.social @brewshwillis.bsky.social

Thank you! 😂

aug 5, 2025, 7:12 pm • 2 0 • view
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Leah Bobeah @leahleahbobeah.bsky.social

LOL!!! 🤣

aug 5, 2025, 3:23 pm • 1 0 • view
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Elizabeth Harper @cadaverformosus.bsky.social

👋🙄

aug 5, 2025, 3:31 pm • 1 0 • view
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Gerard @groverxv.bsky.social

Ha ha ha … that’s very good … but surely he should be heading in the other direction?

aug 30, 2025, 3:56 am • 0 0 • view
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Sean & Marokko @seanandmarokko.bsky.social

I wish.

aug 5, 2025, 5:12 pm • 2 0 • view
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Rich Swinton @ricosuavejd.bsky.social

Bye Poochie

aug 5, 2025, 3:20 pm • 11 0 • view
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Leslie Werner 😹💙✡️🧶💉🎉👩‍⚕️ @lesliemeow.bsky.social

It’s a shame he isn’t wearing Aretha Franklin’s inauguration hat. youtu.be/bHMADsL7pnI?...

aug 5, 2025, 3:38 pm • 4 0 • view
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Serenity Now! @cpo10za.bsky.social

The happy ending we all deserve.

Still from The Simpsons: It’s a tv screen, with a scrawled title card that reads, Note: Poochie died on his way back to his home planet
aug 5, 2025, 4:07 pm • 20 0 • view
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monkey rodeo enthusiast @jgross68.bsky.social

aug 5, 2025, 5:32 pm • 6 0 • view
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They/Them (T. T. Perry) @ttpphd.bsky.social

Now upside down...

aug 5, 2025, 3:20 pm • 2 0 • view
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Bailey McCann @baileymcc.bsky.social

Can you imagine how mad Mike Huckabee would be if Trump got raptured before him

aug 5, 2025, 3:37 pm • 22 3 • view
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Steve @stevek46202.bsky.social

He ain’t headed up.

aug 30, 2025, 3:36 am • 0 0 • view
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amandareckonwith.bsky.social @amandareckonwith.bsky.social

Aww, he’s been Craptured.

aug 5, 2025, 3:28 pm • 14 0 • view
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Tío Coño @tiocono.bsky.social

Trump's on the down escalator.

aug 30, 2025, 3:28 am • 0 0 • view
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Robert Stribley @stribs.bsky.social

Wrong direction tho.

aug 30, 2025, 3:10 am • 1 0 • view