lol

😂🤣😂

{Fred Schneider voice}: "I shot my dog!"

I can’t stop laughing at how after reading this, in my head, I can only hear that sentence sung in his voice. Even catchier than “Rock Lobsterrrr”.

She Doxxed Herself. That or Lewandowski’s wife Alison is finally tired of sharing her husband with the South Dakota Dog Killer and Cosplaying Traveling Tramp.

Awwwwww! Why doesn't she just put on her tactical vest and grab that big gun she loves to cosplay with? Or get a dog? Oh right, she killed it.

It's entirely possible that her extra facial skin is pulled up and hidden under the bump.

She tried to be Fred’s groupie until someone finally told her she’s on the wrong team.

I'm sure there's a few vets who would like to drop her out of a real B-52.

It's giving Miss Uncongeniality-Rapid City 1972.

Maybe dropped out of a B-52

how can you dox a fukking cabinet secretary, lol. one of the most public figures in the whole fukking country.

She didn't even make it through the audition.

Corey’s Love Shack?

Tin brain, busted.

You win 🏆 this one in my book today, friend

Wanna be the empress of fashion Wanna be the president of Moscow Let's meet and have a baby now! Hey, I'm Kristi and I’m a Sagittarius from South Dakota I like shooting dogs, kidnapping Mexicans, and desecrating Native American lands!

What a load of hooey.

She's got enough cosplay costumes to be the one woman "Village People".. Oh, what a victim she is, forced to live in a mansion while gloating over women and children being arrested and abused. Another "dictim"... I've never seen so many heartless cruel bullying people claim that THEY'RE the victim.

she wouldn't even be allowed to audition, this is bad Lynn Anderson...

I like her successor much better