nothing more old guy coded than big bandaid on hand, though

There is a product called Covermark, for covering birthmarks, etc. It matches the skin color, ffs. It's at Ulta fffs (for further fucks sake).

That bandage is so unimportant that Google has no answer for it. But I’m sure London bookies are taking bets on Trump’s hand makeup. I’m going with the bruise from getting IV diuretics for his swelling.

There has been intervention on his face goo application over the last few weeks, but strongly suspect he is the hand goo guy. His eyesight may be poor and he thinks it looks good.

My husband often has to take steroids for RA. Last term trump's bruises looked exactly like what my husband gets when he's taking steroids. Ironically the steroids make you have...thin skin. The result is bruising that looks like this unfortunate woman's. 👇 www.sciencephoto.com/media/105518...

MAGA bandages. They are missing a yuge marketing opp.

But this might mean less chance of an infection, which RFKjr says makes you stronger

Is it really that hard to find better matching makeup? If dude is so rich he could afford to hire a makeup artist for his hand bruises.

He's a character from game of thrones at this point

Honestly you would think the US government could blend colour. It is the sweat pants of makeup.

They obviously don’t care what he looks like. They let him leave the house with all that badly-applied fake tan/toupee!

WHERE IS MELANIA????

Melania is probably busy cashing some Putin checks, getting more plastic surgery, or hanging out with her side guy.

Like that half a menstrual pad they taped over his ear boo-boo?

So many better options available...

Unless he has started reacting to the glue on bandages.

“Kind of think a big Band Aid would blend better than whatever cursed poultice they’re smearing on hand”

I just saw that. It looks like he applied concealer to some bruising using a putty knife.

Mighta needed to genuinely putty hand up to be "concealing". I know my mom's circulation problems got her hand all weird with dips and gappy like spots. Especially the months after they'd used hand for iv sedatives and suck.

Or he could go the other way - sticking some ketchup on it and claiming stigmata.

Looks like putty. Had no idea they still made that.

I think the sloppy makeup is appropriate for him. As is his ridiculous hair, his stinking diaper, flabby suits, and his atrocious spray tan.

Mortuary putty. The dialysis has created an ulcer.

His make up girl is better than his tailor

How about over his mouth?

old skin tears so easily, i can see the adhesives being a problem waiting for him to just start wearing a glove on that hand-a gold version a la Michael Jackson

It's always the cover-up man🤷

It's gotta cover a huge bruise. He's likely getting hand sticks - draws or IVs - that blow out his hand veins. Typically done when you don't want to or can't use other veins. You start distally so you can go further up if you need to.

Mitch McConnell had the same bruises on his hands. I think it’s from thinning skin which happens when we age. I’m much more worried about Trump’s mental illnesses (plural)! 😳

His vanity won't allow a Band-Aid, I'm guessing. Hence the bad makeup by someone who clearly hates him.

it applies its own makeup. so yeah, you’re right. “ vanity won't allow a Band-Aid, I'm guessing. Hence the bad makeup by someone who clearly hates ”

i think it's chicken gravy