I know it’s way down on the weird list, but I really hate Trump’s standard press op where he slumps at the desk while everyone stands around him testifying to how great he is.
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His narcissism needs this. Tribute to dear leader. It’s clearly his favorite part of every day, where he makes his minions grovel at his feet in public.
aug 26, 2025, 10:54 am • 0 0 • view
This is the first indicator of not being raised right. Sit up straight, goddammit.
aug 25, 2025, 4:58 pm • 0 0 • view
Conceals and distracts from his hugely swollen ankles and bruised hands. I won't predict his imminent demise, but that man ain't healthy.
aug 25, 2025, 4:56 pm • 7 0 • view
Nobody loves fake crime as much as these clowns.
aug 25, 2025, 5:00 pm • 4 1 • view
It's appalling that none of the assembled reporters asked, "What drug are you on, again?"
aug 25, 2025, 7:31 pm • 3 0 • view
Pretty sure it’s a mix of adrenochrome and ibogaine which likely caused the hair loss too.
aug 25, 2025, 7:56 pm • 2 0 • view
Is Pam Bondi permanently attached to his asshole or something? I remember when the Republicans went nuts about some meeting on a tarmac and this woman is ALWAYS THERE.
aug 25, 2025, 4:56 pm • 3 0 • view
Yes. She’s the middle part of the human centipede.
aug 25, 2025, 4:59 pm • 6 0 • view
at least they're not eating the dogs and cats any more. speaking of eating, is it time for the cabinet to hit the buffet yet?
aug 25, 2025, 7:10 pm • 0 0 • view
He looks VERY weak and small sitting behind the desk while others tower over him.
aug 25, 2025, 5:10 pm • 1 0 • view
One thing I am liking, the dramatic uplighting of jimmy bowman girding his loins
aug 25, 2025, 6:34 pm • 0 0 • view
aug 25, 2025, 5:10 pm • 137 30 • view
aug 25, 2025, 7:24 pm • 2 1 • view
What is that on the plate?
aug 25, 2025, 10:59 pm • 0 0 • view
I'm thinking kidneys. These lickspittles have offered him a kidney?
aug 25, 2025, 11:09 pm • 2 1 • view
Oh, damn
aug 25, 2025, 11:23 pm • 0 0 • view
This is great! The only thing missing is Laura Loomer under the desk.
aug 25, 2025, 6:04 pm • 0 0 • view
It’s_very_weird.
aug 26, 2025, 10:05 am • 0 0 • view
It’s nauseating
aug 25, 2025, 4:55 pm • 0 0 • view
THEY’RE WEARING THEIR WATCHES AGAIN
aug 25, 2025, 4:58 pm • 60 4 • view
Thanks. I'll never be able to un-see that.
aug 25, 2025, 7:54 pm • 1 0 • view
Because he can’t stand for more than 1 minute without his legs swelling up.
aug 25, 2025, 5:15 pm • 6 0 • view
Handlers
aug 25, 2025, 5:20 pm • 0 0 • view
Trump slumps at his desk because he can’t stand for that long
aug 25, 2025, 5:01 pm • 1 0 • view
My weird list doesn't rank up/down. It's this > this > this > that is >> all of it
aug 25, 2025, 7:20 pm • 1 0 • view
The schlump is just trying to hide the cankles!
aug 26, 2025, 5:18 pm • 0 0 • view
He's hiding his cankles and hands behind the desk
aug 25, 2025, 5:00 pm • 1 0 • view
What a putrid piece of evil, all of them.
aug 26, 2025, 10:08 am • 0 0 • view
Fr*g miller
aug 26, 2025, 6:15 pm • 0 0 • view
Sitting like me at 4:30pm on a Friday
aug 25, 2025, 4:54 pm • 4 0 • view
It's bizarre. They stand there and lie about everything and he's slumped over enjoying the carnival. He loves that they will lie just for him.
aug 25, 2025, 9:36 pm • 1 0 • view
Does Stephratu have any statistics on garlic wearing?
aug 25, 2025, 7:40 pm • 2 0 • view
Stephratu 😆
aug 26, 2025, 1:38 pm • 1 0 • view
Oh it’s weird all right.
aug 25, 2025, 5:00 pm • 1 0 • view
I really, genuinely wish he would just do the thing. I am so incredibly sick of them making shit like that up abt my city. Is it perfect? God no! But just taking advantage as they have about the special status of this place that is really just a normal city for their own fascist ends is infuriating
aug 25, 2025, 5:04 pm • 5 0 • view