I’m convinced Trump could announce he’s bringing back human sacrifice to assure the harvest and the Times headline would deem it “unconventional plan for farmers.”
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@nytpitchbot.bsky.social
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There's a Long Walk coming...
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I am the salmon of knowledge!
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A great wee film the Whicker Man....
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What?
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I've had that exact thought. It's not histrionic to identify human sacrifice as the ultimate conclusion of all this.
aug 26, 2025, 4:55 pm • 1 0 • view
Probably because for 10 years they’ve been softening it up with Maggie articles on Trump which would start off with “Ivanka loves her dad and won’t let him do anything crazy” and “Hope Hicks brings out his softer side” & somewhere near the end write about Trump’s love of Putin and dictator tactics.
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Ceremonies at temples signal outreach to faith communities.
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“Fertilizer is woke.”
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100%
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Weren't there, like, kings for a year who were torn up & their blood sprinkled over the fields to make them fertile? Could swear I read that in The Golden Bough or maybe some other book. Not suggesting anything, just sort of musing...
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"Most ethicists say that human sacrifice is an outdated and unethical practice, but we talked to three Trump voters in Bumfuck, WI who say they're all for lethal blood hoodoo if it brings down the price of eggs."
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“New approach from the US Department of Agriculture is unconventional but nothing in the Constituoon says the President can’t do it”
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Trump Plan To Annex Active Volcanos For Sacrificial Ceremonies Could Face Legal Hurdles
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But all the Aryans would jump on that both feet first.
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*bold and unconventional
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He IS Moloc...already🤬
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Of course, I can name a half dozen policies off of the top of my that essentially are human sacrifice.
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Literally true. Between the ending cancer research. mRNA policies. Medicaid, food stamps, usaid, ACA premiums doubling etc. All will cause deaths.
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(Climate change policy, fema, security firings etc)
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Sending armed military to cosplay police.
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But that's because they're a paper loyal to Trump. There's no mystery here. Not after seven months. It's just Der Steurmer on the Hudson.
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...kinda like last time, when you look it up. They really liked Hitler & Mussolini in the 1930s. *Really* liked them.
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💯🔥🎯
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Democrats Say Trumps Bold New Plan To Help America's Farming Industry Has Flaws
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A BOLD NEW DIRECTION!
aug 26, 2025, 3:55 am • 1 0 • view
Mass deportations are human sacrifice
aug 26, 2025, 2:13 am • 4 0 • view
So was is his vaccine policy.
aug 26, 2025, 2:18 am • 5 0 • view
RFK Jr is a one man human sacrifice program.
aug 27, 2025, 5:56 pm • 1 0 • view
I think you're right. It's nuts
aug 26, 2025, 2:12 am • 0 0 • view
Lottery in June, corn be heavy soon
aug 26, 2025, 2:31 am • 4 0 • view
And the woke scolds will just be “Wicker Man Bad”
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He'd have MAGA volunteers to be the offering!
aug 26, 2025, 11:53 am • 1 0 • view
Trump could set a kitten on fire, the Times would publish "Some say the President may have done something wrong.". They suck so bad the light from decent doesn't reach the Times for years.
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And WaPo would say Trump has a good point in bringing back human sacrifice.
aug 26, 2025, 2:32 am • 1 0 • view
Trump could rape an underage girl on Fifth Avenue and not lose press support
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They'd call it a return to traditional values.
aug 26, 2025, 2:12 am • 3 0 • view
LOL. Farmers yield record bumper crops with this one cool trick.
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Their headline writers are probably saving this post, just in case.
aug 26, 2025, 2:21 am • 1 0 • view
@nytimes.com get it together folks. Which side are you on?
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