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he's gonna have them dressing him like the butlers on Downton Abbey pretty soon

Funny but it is coming.

I hope he surrounds himself with military personnel. One of them has to have the courage to do what needs to be done.

For a guy who was making the Secret Service bring him Diet Cokes eight years ago, something tells me he's already doing this.

"why is Trump's caddy wearing fatigues?"

"And while you're out there, give Ivana's grave a trim."

You know it’s coming

"The old bag deserves a little treat."

☠️Ivana was EPSTEINED FFS!

No one remembers where they buried her. Ivanka is a billionaire and her mother is in badly maintained hole on a golf course somewhere.

We’re at a point where it’s possible that this could happen.

State of Emergency declared at Doral in response to gopher invasion!

Suspected ties to Venezuelan nutria.

Greens Berets or Driving Rangers

Soon,,,, specifically right after he invades Greenland 🤦

Oh, I figured the kid from the lawnmower meme was already on that for him.

Surely he needs troops to maintain his club in New Jersey. You can’t trust safety to a Democrat governor.

Next he’ll be asking if any of them know how to make a mean omelet.