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Schooley @schooley.bsky.social

He looks like the guy who would kick off a zombie apocalypse.

RFK Jr
aug 27, 2025, 11:55 pm • 406 34

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Tim @cthulul.bsky.social

his boss is hiding a bite on his hand

aug 27, 2025, 11:56 pm • 2 0 • view
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rekati.bsky.social @rekati.bsky.social

In a measure of how stupid he was, he allowed Secretary Zombie to bite him TWICE

aug 28, 2025, 12:27 am • 0 0 • view
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Gibbie 🇨🇦🦫 @gibbie.bsky.social

He just might.

aug 28, 2025, 12:08 am • 0 0 • view
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PlayingPolitics @playingpolitics.bsky.social

Patient zero

aug 28, 2025, 12:11 am • 0 0 • view
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Pete @braincolor.bsky.social

Plague Fluffer

aug 27, 2025, 11:58 pm • 1 0 • view
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Duncan Jones @manmademoon.bsky.social

Real life sugar-water man!

aug 27, 2025, 11:56 pm • 19 0 • view
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bun @queerwyrd.bsky.social

I was about to say he looks like a skin-suit wearing Edgar.

aug 28, 2025, 12:21 am • 2 0 • view
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Keith @beagleantics.bsky.social

Yep. Walking dead.

aug 28, 2025, 12:00 am • 0 0 • view
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kobay-ashimaru.bsky.social @kobay-ashimaru.bsky.social

He is transitional

aug 28, 2025, 6:26 am • 0 0 • view
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8647th Aerial Sandwich Brigade @mrstorage.bsky.social

His brain worm will be the death of us all.

aug 28, 2025, 1:18 am • 0 0 • view
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💉Josh Rubin, MD 🩺 @drsandman11.medsky.social

He’s the guy that gets bit early on but doesn’t tell the rest of the group

aug 27, 2025, 11:56 pm • 12 1 • view
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Trjn @trjn.bsky.social

Most of them don’t make it this long before fully turning though.

aug 28, 2025, 12:00 am • 0 0 • view
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HyperSprite @hypersprite.com

No he's the guy that's going to release it from the lab

aug 28, 2025, 2:01 am • 0 0 • view
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Mike @michaelt2300.bsky.social

Umbrella Corporation lookin mother fucker

aug 28, 2025, 12:27 am • 0 0 • view
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Darwin Brandis @darwinbrandis.com

This dude's eventual cause of death had better be hilarious. We deserve that much.

aug 27, 2025, 11:56 pm • 15 0 • view
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Schooley @schooley.bsky.social

Five bucks on autoerotic asphyxiation.

aug 27, 2025, 11:57 pm • 12 0 • view
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Darwin Brandis @darwinbrandis.com

Again, it's what we deserve.

aug 27, 2025, 11:58 pm • 1 0 • view
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EarnedMySpurs💙 @plannedtheride.bsky.social

how do you think he got the voice he has now? ~practice~

aug 27, 2025, 11:59 pm • 3 0 • view
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EarnedMySpurs💙 @plannedtheride.bsky.social

Oh, I find I must follow you for this🤗 💙✌️💙

aug 27, 2025, 11:58 pm • 1 0 • view
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Darian Roberts @darianroberts.bsky.social

He looks like the guy who did. All while yelling “LEEEEEEEEROY JENKINS!!!!”

aug 27, 2025, 11:56 pm • 0 0 • view
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Derek @dmrma413.bsky.social

Well, he still may be yet

aug 27, 2025, 11:56 pm • 0 0 • view
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Bailey_P01135809 @bailey1050.bsky.social

This man is clearly mitochondrial challenged.

aug 28, 2025, 2:01 am • 0 0 • view
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BetsyStansell @betsystansell.bsky.social

“Roadkill, mmmmmmm” 🤤

aug 28, 2025, 12:23 am • 0 0 • view
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Stephen Persing @stephenpersing.bsky.social

Davros!

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aug 28, 2025, 12:59 am • 2 0 • view
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Facts Not Fakes @cuetheclowns.bsky.social

“Patient Zero”?

aug 27, 2025, 11:56 pm • 0 0 • view
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tree-bee @tree-bee-501.bsky.social

i keep waiting for the hinge on that big head to flop open and reveal the giant alien amoeba thats controlling it. oh yeah. and a big FU to its wife too “He looks like the guy who would kick off a zombie apocalypse”

aug 28, 2025, 12:16 am • 0 0 • view
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Dr. Goodknight @drgoodknight.bsky.social

He's actually a Deep One

aug 28, 2025, 1:07 am • 0 0 • view
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Katrine Koenig @katrinekoenig.bsky.social

he looks like he IS the zombie apocalypse.

aug 28, 2025, 12:18 am • 0 0 • view
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jimbo1216.bsky.social @jimbo1216.bsky.social

He is the lead zombie! with those worms crawling around in his head!

aug 28, 2025, 12:49 am • 1 0 • view
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The Hill Person @ofthehillpeople.bsky.social

He isn't the guy who drops the zombie virus vial in a public venue, he's the guy who swallows it whole, turns into a super zombie, and is the only one who can still talk while we're all groaning and eating each other.

aug 28, 2025, 11:42 am • 0 0 • view
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clynnn.bsky.social @clynnn.bsky.social

FIRE HIM BEFORE WE END UP WITH THE NEXT PANDEMIC AND RUN OUT OF FREEZER TRUCKS BECAUSE HE HATES SCIENCE AND PROGRESS AND MEDICAL RESEARCH BY EXPERTS

aug 28, 2025, 6:20 am • 0 0 • view
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elShoggotho @elshoggotho.bsky.social

He looks like patient zero, completely under the brainworm's control.

aug 27, 2025, 11:56 pm • 0 0 • view
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Geekcliché @geekcliche.bsky.social

The literal face of Pestilence.

aug 28, 2025, 12:55 am • 1 0 • view
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DLG @next-x.bsky.social

He is the Typhoid Mary of the Zombie Apocalypse

aug 30, 2025, 6:51 pm • 0 0 • view
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worm @rfksbrainworm.bsky.social

1000% concealing the zombie bite he just got

RFK Jr. looking like a leather zombie-mummy
aug 28, 2025, 12:28 am • 0 0 • view
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rekati.bsky.social @rekati.bsky.social

Climbed out of the sewage and bit you.

aug 28, 2025, 12:26 am • 0 0 • view
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Gareth Newnham @garethnewnham.bsky.social

He looks like patient zero.

aug 28, 2025, 9:50 am • 0 0 • view
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K. Long @kelong.bsky.social

“Quick! Shoot him in the head. It’s the only way to be sure.” “Wow, how’d you know he was a zombie?” “He was a what now?”

aug 28, 2025, 12:51 am • 0 0 • view
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AndyGBV @andygbv.bsky.social

Would or has?

aug 28, 2025, 12:14 am • 0 0 • view