not to mention the sofas.

He's not even trying to hide it makes me wonder if it's already a done deal.

He’s probably measuring the cushions

For once, I hope he's right

Collect rare jd’s while you still can

Beware of open windows.

Right?

what did I miss schooley?

nvm just found it

USA Today interview?

Also measuring Trump ankle circumference.

Post to Truth Social please. TACO Donny should be warned.

The week after were all taking bruised hands and candles. Comedic level timing.

“I can neither confirm nor deny the rumors, but I sure as hell can stoke the shit out of them.”

Coy motherf***er

Lol trump gonna "slip" down some stairs

: JD leers quietly, longingly, at the Oval Office couch :

Eww. Kelly Conway's feet have been all over it, and trmps ass.

: his salivations increase :

🤣😂💯

Do we think Trump is dying of natural causes or that Vlad slipped Couchfucker a vial a polonium in Alaska?

I feel like I might have missed something here.🤔 (I confess I do my best to ignore JD.)

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TY!💙 Personally, I hope Trump lives long enough to take the blame for damage he's causing. I want him to be remembered for all the destruction, not as the hero who died in office.

Exactly! My thoughts exactly! No martyrs. Plus I want him behind bars before he dies

I used to think I was a nice person, but I want Trump get all the blame and know he is despised. I want his cronies to quake in fear at the justice coming for them. Then I want him to have an uncal herniation on live TV. My niceness is one of Trump’s casualties.

I think he will just die in the next 2 months. He won’t get the Justice he deserves but his partners in crime better.

Anyone who would consider trump a hero after this is still going to consider him a hero even after he drives the economy into the ground. Most people are not going to consider him a hero at all, whenever he kicks the bucket.

I have him blocked 🤷🏼‍♂️

Trump, but without the dementia is pretty terrifying.

Before he crows too loudly, he should remember that being Trump’s veep doesn’t automatically guarantee MAGAs worship and adoration. Just ask Mike Pence.

I’d guess we’ll get a 1am Tweet Storm on this too?

NOT DYING! NOT DYING! YOU'RE DYING!

👏

TEA VERY GOOD AND NOT RADIOACTIVE, THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER

He’s been browsing catalogs for a seductive new Oval Office couch.

On the bright side, two of the presidents with the shortest terms were from here in Ohio.

Lol, this would give “The Death of Stalin” a run for its money…

Kinda hoping he starts talking about removing the gold crap and how the Oval Office could use more couches. Just to make it more obvious.

He was directly asked that question

Will he keep the gold? 🤔

Russian Death Syndrome works well for Putin.

I work on a large Army base. Speculation among the NatSec types centers on Big Fella's health is *worse* than it is getting portrayed by media and WH.

If it's congestive heart failure, as I have seen speculated, it's a miserable way to go. (That was what carried off both my parents.)

I imagine him going the way Pol Pot, the Cambodian dictator, did. He went to sleep one night and never woke up.

I can see that happening, especially as I suspect that they keep an actual physician, not the WH Dr. Feelgood, in the next room with syringes pre-loaded with clot busting drugs.

"God forbid something tragic happens..." he fiendishly cackles as he strings tripwires through the oval office...