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Schooley @schooley.bsky.social

Looking forward to some bland, electable Republican going for Joni Ernst's seat and then Trump throws his weight behind another candidate rumored to be an ax murderer.

aug 29, 2025, 4:14 pm • 161 9

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Doug Holst @doug-holst.bsky.social

aug 29, 2025, 4:19 pm • 0 0 • view
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ShortOnCharacters @guywithhotwife.bsky.social

Do we know of any ax murderers who bought some Trump meme coins lately?

aug 29, 2025, 4:15 pm • 1 0 • view
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Bobobo-bo “Twitter” Bo-bobo @bobobobobob.bsky.social

Peter Thiel is picking out a new JD Vance from the corn fields as we speak

aug 29, 2025, 6:12 pm • 1 0 • view
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@kathmandu513.gobirds.online @kathmandu513.gobirds.online

Nah, a supporter of child marriage and 12 years olds working in slaughterhouses.

aug 29, 2025, 4:15 pm • 2 0 • view
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Fabian Donato @reliablenarrator.bsky.social

He reminds me of the late great Hannibal Lechter, folks. He really does. He has friends for dinner, okay? Believe me.

aug 29, 2025, 5:14 pm • 3 0 • view
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heygetoffmylawn.bsky.social @heygetoffmylawn.bsky.social

Sounds close enough to "sex trafficker," Making Maxwell a perfect cut-out for his "I'm allowed to do anything" fix. DOGE or Pulte can compete to conjure her proof of homestead. Winner of quisling bonus points gets a pat on head and future stab in the back.

aug 29, 2025, 5:38 pm • 1 0 • view
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Belcaro @belcaro.bsky.social

Maybe, Herschel Walker can move to IA.

aug 29, 2025, 4:36 pm • 1 0 • view
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paulpro @mariopro.bsky.social

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aug 29, 2025, 4:25 pm • 0 1 • view
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Threelittlekit6 @lafitton.bsky.social

There’s always Devin Nunes. Their farm is in Iowa now I believe.

aug 29, 2025, 4:25 pm • 1 0 • view
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Stephen T. @goshzilla.bsky.social

Now, now. Hear her out on capital gains tax.

Rose from SO I MARRIED AN AXE MURDERER wielding a small axe and making a sinister face
aug 29, 2025, 4:18 pm • 0 0 • view
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Wes Thomas Anderson @westhomasanderson.bsky.social

I predict the resurrection of Steve King.

aug 29, 2025, 5:12 pm • 2 0 • view