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Schooley @schooley.bsky.social

They’d have to notify the wife first and good luck getting her to pick up on a Friday night.

aug 30, 2025, 4:50 am • 586 47

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Kirk Murphy 🇨🇦 🇺🇸 ❌👑 @kirkmurphy.bsky.social

Yeah, she dropped that gig.

aug 30, 2025, 4:53 am • 2 0 • view
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sadieClyde @sadieheartsclyde.bsky.social

😂

aug 30, 2025, 5:16 am • 0 0 • view
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Caliwaikiki @caliwaikiki.bsky.social

And shes been missing since 2020 for the most part.

aug 30, 2025, 8:44 am • 0 0 • view
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Duncan Jones @manmademoon.bsky.social

Discos are very loud. She won't be available until 2am.

aug 30, 2025, 4:51 am • 31 1 • view
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Schooley @schooley.bsky.social

The mistake would be calling her on his phone.

aug 30, 2025, 4:58 am • 26 0 • view
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siannan @siannan.bsky.social

Get Trudeau to do it.

aug 30, 2025, 5:01 am • 15 0 • view
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Drew Folkestad @drewfolkestad.bsky.social

"Why does Trudeau keep calling me??"

aug 30, 2025, 4:53 am • 4 0 • view
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Mindhead @mrcathands.bsky.social

hard to reach at her dacha in Sochi

aug 30, 2025, 4:52 am • 7 0 • view
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pegofnevada.bsky.social @pegofnevada.bsky.social

If Melania shows up at the White House, then we will know.

aug 30, 2025, 6:13 am • 7 1 • view
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Janefourmillion UnknownCaller from the OTHER place💙 @realitycheckroom.bsky.social

aug 30, 2025, 10:42 am • 1 0 • view
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George Bluth's Light Treason @triksterg.bsky.social

Friday night is one of her busiest work nights of the week

aug 30, 2025, 9:28 am • 0 0 • view
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AskTheTeacher @asktheteacher.bsky.social

Surely she’d put him in the golf course next to wife #1

aug 30, 2025, 4:53 am • 8 0 • view
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Kim Murphy @kimmurphy100.bsky.social

Somebody probably picked her up.

aug 30, 2025, 3:46 pm • 0 0 • view
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RubinRubin 🌈 @thetallsister.bsky.social

Has no one thought of poor Ivanka ? Imagine her grief at losing her devoted father ? 😀

aug 30, 2025, 10:39 am • 0 0 • view
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Michelle, Suburban Mom @michellega.bsky.social

Maybe they watched “Dave” and are going to skip the notify part. 🤷‍♀️

aug 30, 2025, 5:04 am • 1 0 • view
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The Fro' Whisperer @frowhisperer.bsky.social

😂😮‍💨🤞🏽

aug 30, 2025, 5:12 am • 0 0 • view
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spaceager.bsky.social @spaceager.bsky.social

We have Schroedinger's Trump now

aug 30, 2025, 4:51 am • 9 1 • view
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hannasazi.bsky.social @hannasazi.bsky.social

They could just radio her secret service boyfriend. "Hey bud good news bad news"

aug 30, 2025, 5:58 am • 3 0 • view
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randomgirltoyou.bsky.social @randomgirltoyou.bsky.social

😆🤣🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻

aug 30, 2025, 5:03 am • 0 0 • view
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Themistocles Wall @themistocleswall.bsky.social

👇🏼

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aug 30, 2025, 4:57 am • 6 0 • view
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tree-bee @tree-bee-501.bsky.social

huh. i heard she’s pretty easy to pick up “They’d have to notify the wife first and good luck getting her to pick up on a Friday night”

aug 30, 2025, 5:40 am • 1 0 • view
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Steve T PhD @thelasttheorist.bsky.social

She already has the perfect jacket to wear to the ceremony though.

aug 30, 2025, 4:58 am • 21 2 • view
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Pfox @p-fox.bsky.social

😉 😂😂😂 🤣🤣🤣

aug 30, 2025, 6:14 am • 1 0 • view
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Ana Rapport 💙💙💙 @ana-rapport.bsky.social

I like your style

aug 30, 2025, 11:38 am • 0 0 • view
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CriticalThinking 🇨🇦 @tctinvr.bsky.social

Imagine the veils. Both her & Ivanka. United in cringey celebrity grief. Maybe the Khardashians will attend, wearing black sports bras.The Trump carnival of spectacle will never end. Even after his descent into hell.

aug 30, 2025, 4:28 pm • 1 0 • view
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Leslie @lesmj.bsky.social

🤣👍

aug 30, 2025, 6:26 am • 0 0 • view
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robertswartz.bsky.social @robertswartz.bsky.social

My best laugh of the day.

aug 30, 2025, 5:50 am • 0 0 • view
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Qi Ji 🐼🌻 @qijipanda.bsky.social

aug 30, 2025, 4:52 am • 2 0 • view
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[The Great War & Modern Memory] @ps9714.bsky.social

"She understands the plight of the naked and the homeless. Especially the naked, as she has voluntarily taken off her clothing for the camera." 🤭

aug 30, 2025, 6:06 am • 0 0 • view
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Lilly of Copper Island @lillysrouter.bsky.social

The signal will be Memories from Cats being played on continuous loop on Fox.

aug 30, 2025, 4:54 am • 4 0 • view