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Schooley @schooley.bsky.social

Has any other VP ever said such a thing when the President is ostensibly not hospitalized?

aug 30, 2025, 5:08 am • 407 12

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sadieClyde @sadieheartsclyde.bsky.social

Vance sends out a statement “I definitely have NOT been poisoning POTUS. I’m just really jazzed about starting my new job.”

aug 30, 2025, 5:11 am • 443 28 • view
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Ron Garrett @justthefactsman.bsky.social

Does anyone believe Peter Thiel never fucked this guy when he worked at Palentir, but bought him a senate seat and vice presidency for no particular reason? Those two just seem like a natural fit, so to speak.

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aug 30, 2025, 6:22 pm • 4 0 • view
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sadieClyde @sadieheartsclyde.bsky.social

Remember when his other boyfriend “fell” off a balcony right when he was excited about his new career? I guess you don’t break up with Peter Thiel www.businessinsider.com/male-model-k...

aug 31, 2025, 12:26 am • 1 1 • view
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Deborah Frank @deborahfrank.bsky.social

Sure Jan

aug 30, 2025, 7:31 am • 2 0 • view
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Chapman, Angry Emu @zuballz.bsky.social

Vance doesn’t need to poison Dump. His mere presence might “pope” him.

sep 1, 2025, 11:46 pm • 1 0 • view
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PalpableConcern @palpableconcern.bsky.social

He was probably excited to meet the Pope too, and look what happened there. 🤷‍♂️

aug 30, 2025, 8:55 am • 9 0 • view
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sadieClyde @sadieheartsclyde.bsky.social

🙏

aug 30, 2025, 12:30 pm • 0 0 • view
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Original Cat Dude @jon639.bsky.social

He thinks it comes with EXTRA holiday vacations...

aug 30, 2025, 5:40 am • 139 4 • view
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Jen Gingras Harper @jengingras.bsky.social

More chances to yell at and ostracize him!

aug 30, 2025, 12:51 pm • 1 0 • view
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V P Felmlee @lilhistorian.bsky.social

Doesn't it?

aug 30, 2025, 6:13 am • 30 0 • view
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FactsOverFeelings @thunderstorming.bsky.social

No. He’s already had 8 in 7 months. I haven’t had 8 vacations in the last 2 decades.

aug 30, 2025, 8:01 am • 105 3 • view
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Sally Luxmoore @sallyl.bsky.social

I've had 2 vacations (one week each) in the past 8 years - does that count?

aug 30, 2025, 9:23 am • 26 0 • view
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marymacdougall.bsky.social @marymacdougall.bsky.social

Ditto.

aug 30, 2025, 10:49 am • 10 0 • view
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Derek Mulready 🇮🇪🇪🇺 @dpp7541.bsky.social

Europeans have. 4 to 6 weeks paid Annual leave. 48 hours maximum permissable hours across all employments Work to live. Not live to work. 🇮🇪🇪🇺

aug 30, 2025, 2:01 pm • 4 0 • view
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FactsOverFeelings @thunderstorming.bsky.social

Precisely

aug 30, 2025, 2:02 pm • 2 0 • view
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Tara Stelluto @tarastelluto.bsky.social

Thank you, but Americans are acutely aware of how much vacation time Europeans get.

aug 30, 2025, 3:27 pm • 4 0 • view
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Sstraughn @ajrooney.bsky.social

Very funny.

aug 30, 2025, 9:49 am • 0 0 • view
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Mark Kaplun @mkaplun.bsky.social

And he will have many virgins to his disposal. Again.

aug 30, 2025, 8:26 pm • 1 0 • view
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Mik @mik.hunts.monster

Judas Dahmer Vance, you go sit on that couch and think about what you've done! "To it?"

aug 30, 2025, 5:05 pm • 2 0 • view
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Davoid @davoid.bsky.social

The scene from the 1999 film The Sixth Sense where the munchausen by proxy mom has just been busted for the poisoning of her daughter. This is the main spoiler for the film, nothing else. Oh, and JD Vance’s face has been superimposed on the mom’s face.
aug 30, 2025, 6:39 am • 10 0 • view
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Kelly Corfe 🇨🇦 @kellycorfe.bsky.social

😂

aug 30, 2025, 12:40 pm • 1 0 • view
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First Department @firstdept.bsky.social

Spiro Agnew once mused "Fuck Tricky Dick and his phlebitis infected ass"

aug 30, 2025, 5:11 am • 9 1 • view
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V P Felmlee @lilhistorian.bsky.social

No but good ol' Al Haig was frothing at the mouth declaring he was in charge when Reagan got shot even though he was something like 863 down on the list.

aug 30, 2025, 6:13 am • 27 1 • view
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Churlayla 86.47 @churlayla.bsky.social

"I'm in control here,....." Al Haig

aug 30, 2025, 10:31 am • 2 0 • view
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ladiaz.bsky.social @ladiaz.bsky.social

no, but there was Alexander Haig tryna butt in line ahead of GHWB when Reagan was shot.

aug 30, 2025, 6:57 am • 12 1 • view