You just know they're going to try the "Weekend at Bernie's" bullshit for a month or two before they admit anything.

He was talking about getting into heaven last week. Now he’s completely silent. That ain’t a good sign.

A pleasant side thought is germaphobe Putin doesn’t really know either and is wondering if he caught something in Alaska

They’re BOTH germaphobes. They could both be wondering the same thing!

🎶 Everyone is trying to get to the bar The name of the bar, the bar is called heaven The band in heaven, they play my favorite song Play it one more time, play it all night long 🎶

They've absolutely been telegraphing it all week.

So my completely uninformed conclusion is not gone, but not nothing.

This all checks out, but the downer will be that he is such a wuss that his thoughts on mortality were probably triggered by having to get a skin tag removed

He won’t even get to heaven’s door. A windowless room in hell with no AC and no cell service is reserved for him.

Beetlejuice waiting room

And the canceled trip to NJ during some of the best golf weather ever. At some point “speculation” becomes “fantasizing”.

At the time I took the phrase "my chances aren't good" as him saying his chances of getting into heaven weren't good. Same with "b/c I'm low on the totem pole". Now I wonder if he meant b/c he's ill; like his chances of living long aren't good & he's low on the totem pole b/c his health is bad.