I think if it does happen while he’s in office, far from it being kept hidden, JD Vance will be on TV within 5 minutes of calling it, squeezing Peter Thiel’s hand.
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Or squeezing some other appendage.
aug 30, 2025, 4:44 pm • 1 0 • view
I'm simultaneously terrified of how much more serious about white nationalism JD is than Trump, and comforted by the fact that -nobody- likes JD. At all.
aug 30, 2025, 4:52 pm • 34 2 • view
The best advertisement for JD losing the next election is JD himself. So horribly unlikable.
aug 30, 2025, 10:20 pm • 2 1 • view
samesies
aug 30, 2025, 7:18 pm • 1 0 • view
Don’t be too afraid of Vance. He was inside a car, that was inside a caravan, and drove the wrong way on a one-way street to avoid protestors with signs. bsky.app/profile/wisd...
aug 31, 2025, 4:38 am • 0 0 • view
I'm not exactly proud of it, but I was thinking, 'who's got eyes on Melania?' Her mood might be telling.
aug 30, 2025, 3:49 pm • 2 0 • view
I rather think they will put up a show to keep the cult functioning, which would also serve to keep Vance on a short leash. I hope to be wrong.
aug 30, 2025, 4:57 pm • 1 0 • view
What makes you think they’ll tell JD? 😜
aug 30, 2025, 3:42 pm • 6 1 • view
But they will continue to try to cover up any signs of illness.
aug 30, 2025, 3:47 pm • 0 0 • view
They could replace him with a magic 8 ball if they just added "In about two weeks" to the possible results.
aug 30, 2025, 4:01 pm • 6 2 • view
Imagine how crazy Miller will be. He may insist on being buried with his pharaoh.
aug 30, 2025, 3:56 pm • 6 0 • view
Eh, Miller is using Grandpa Mcranty to push his shitty white nationalist agenda just like the rest of them. He’ll pretend to mourn just like the rest of them and then carry on terrorizing people.
aug 30, 2025, 9:32 pm • 0 0 • view
Great comment, thanks for the smile in these dark times.
aug 30, 2025, 4:20 pm • 4 0 • view
Ahahahaha
aug 30, 2025, 4:21 pm • 1 0 • view
Silicon valley-engineered coup.
aug 30, 2025, 6:46 pm • 0 0 • view
and the Heritage Foundations well rehearsed plan B will be triggered
aug 30, 2025, 3:52 pm • 1 0 • view
Hand?
aug 30, 2025, 4:26 pm • 4 0 • view
you beat me to it...lol
aug 30, 2025, 4:28 pm • 2 0 • view
They're gonna use the national alert system to notify us that JD Vance has an important message for us on Fox News at 2:35am
aug 30, 2025, 4:36 pm • 4 0 • view
When it does happen. Vance/Thiel is better or worse than the current occupant? I say better because he doesn’t have the charismatic hold on people that he does.
aug 30, 2025, 3:54 pm • 3 0 • view
It’ll be worse bc it means the coup has been legalized. They won’t need the maga base and true dictatorship will have arrived.
aug 30, 2025, 6:10 pm • 0 0 • view
As bad as it is, they haven’t consolidated power with a strongman and his cult. They’re not doing it by putting a bunch of guys with negative charisma like Stephen Miller, Peter Thiel, JD Vance, Elon Musk, and Russ Vought, only one of whom, Thiel, seems remotely aware of how unappealing he is.
aug 31, 2025, 12:38 am • 1 0 • view
Yes, that’s why they will prop up don until it’s done.
aug 31, 2025, 7:13 am • 0 0 • view
📌
aug 30, 2025, 3:45 pm • 0 0 • view
He’s going to be so bad at consolidating Trumps fans. He has no juice and no one is scared of him. So when he’s an idiot people are just going to ignore him.
aug 30, 2025, 3:44 pm • 2 0 • view
Wouldn’t be surprising—Vance has shown he’s ready to amplify whatever narrative serves his backers. If a crisis hits, the speed of spin and loyalty displays might outpace any actual governance.
aug 30, 2025, 11:48 pm • 1 0 • view
I do get the feeling that Vance is itching to be president.
aug 30, 2025, 3:43 pm • 2 0 • view
What happens next though? Do the MAGA faithful transfer their blind obsequience to Vance?? They hate the couch fucking little twat. If/when the giant orange pusbag dies, Uday and Qusay are going to be scrambling for daddy’s power. Will Congress or the Supreme Court stand up to either faction??
aug 30, 2025, 5:48 pm • 1 0 • view
JD will be asking for prayers while pointing out that he always knew that Trump was a terrible president, and that he only tried to keep Trump in check for the health of the nation.
aug 30, 2025, 5:05 pm • 2 0 • view
'We did it, Peter!"
aug 30, 2025, 3:58 pm • 3 0 • view
When it happens, they are going to weekend at Bernie's that shit, auto pen the craziest executive orders, and THEN have JD step in and look like the good guy.
aug 30, 2025, 5:18 pm • 1 0 • view
I wonder which golf course the trump kids decide needs a tax break this time.
aug 30, 2025, 5:23 pm • 2 0 • view
He'll be jumping up and down and shrieking, "I GOT THE BIG BOY JOB! I GET TO TELL PEOPLE WHAT TO DO! USHA, GO GET ME A BEER!"
aug 30, 2025, 4:02 pm • 2 0 • view
It’ll be like LBJ having Jackie Kennedy hold the Bible on the plane, while her husband’s brains are still splattered all over her dress. Well, not exactly like that.
aug 31, 2025, 12:27 am • 2 0 • view
Oh yeah. No one around him will care in the normal sense. They may panic but the minute they can drop his body into a coffin, sell tickets to the funeral and fight over assets, they will.
aug 30, 2025, 5:34 pm • 1 0 • view
We need to impeach, so the whole lot of them can be thrown out. Epstein Files Epstein Files Epstein Files
aug 30, 2025, 3:47 pm • 1 0 • view
On what grounds, and how do we get a conviction? We’re 20 votes short in the Senate, assuming the Republican-controlled House votes to impeach (they actually would be forced to hold a trial, if that were to happen).
aug 31, 2025, 12:33 am • 0 0 • view
Won't be his hand Vance is squeezing.
aug 30, 2025, 3:43 pm • 10 0 • view
I just said that, too. 😂🤞🏾
aug 30, 2025, 4:44 pm • 4 0 • view
Beat me by an hour. Shoot.
aug 30, 2025, 9:49 pm • 2 0 • view
"hand", lol...
aug 30, 2025, 4:35 pm • 1 0 • view