Some trains don't pull no gamblers No midnight ramblers, like they did before I been to Sugartown, I shook the sugar down Now I'm tryin' to get to heaven before they close the door

If he thinks his supporters are all morons, we’re then allowed to say that…right?

I think at this point, they are trolling. On the 2024 equivalent of this sign, the year and the stars on top are in blue with trumps name in blue. Now the year and stars are in red the same color as vances name

JD told him about indulgences, I guess

We all forgot that were he to actually die there would be IMMEDIATE fundraising from it.

There's a grifter who's sure all that glitters is gold And he’s buying a stairway to Heaven

Light up the sky like a flame

I want him to try harder. In person.

Well that just screams looney bird! Your money ain’t no good here, says St. Peter!

purgatory would be a level too high for this man.

Bit of a late start, bud. BTW imagine for a moment Biden did this shit.

This text is not by him. If it were, he'd have written: As president, I'm allowed into Heaven. No wait and no trying. God knows it's mine."

Never

Fundraising for his own indulgences! Truly innovative.

I hate these “can you imagine if” thought exercises but seriously…can you imagine if Joe Biden, as a sitting President, was sending garbage spam emails to people just as a normal course of business? It’s just mind-boggling the things we have normalized.

I certainly hope we get his infrastructure plan before he croaks. 🤡

I'm more confused than even HE appears to be

he can’t buy his way into heaven

Please! Go try! Get in line, fill out the paperwork, best of luck!

He is so weird and needy. I will never understand how this creature is supposed to be a paragon of masculinity.

"MAGA, take this badge from me..."

He can try all he likes. It ain't happening.

Demand Impeachment hearings now!!! Let’s flip this shit. Democrats have the power to call & start JFK impeachment hearing using a privileged resolution. Debate and talk about the damage & the outcomes of these things. DNC you don’t do this I’ll be looking for another party to support.

He thinks: A) there is a Heaven B) he is going there If there was a Heaven, I doubt God would allow him into it. That would make it Hell for everyone else there.

I’m happy to help

Trump/Vance for Heaven 2025? He's going to take couchboy with him?!

Prefer he'd take Stephen Miller, but whatever works...

Pfft. I think that shop sailed long ago.

I think everybody wants Trump to meet St Peter. Good luck at the Pearly Gates, Don!

Someone on here posted about St Peter directing him to the escalator that goes down.

Cheeseburger in paradise.

We must be living in a simulation.

Who has access to Trump's phone and when did they have it? 😁

Die first and we’ll get back to you in 2 weeks

I didn't know there is an entrance fee