You'd think, logically, the White House would know these extreme telephoto Bigfoot sighting photos aren't exactly helping their "not dying" cause and would let him trot out and do his usual blather to the pool. But, I'm not sure that you can really draw a firm conclusion from this team being dumb.
Wonder if there was a secret convoy heading the other direction up to Walter Reed. Something is simply amiss here.
Something is up with that hat
Maybe he has a bad case of Covid. We're in a very high spike right now. But they love to pretend like that doesn't exist anymore, so they wouldn't be able to admit that. 🤷♀️
Kudos to the fake person giving the finger
Related: Vance put a rush on his order of new business cards.
No bronzer... naturally pasty and utterly miserable. Imagine how many drugs they've pumped into Trump just to get out the door and into a car. When you're sick, just lying in bed is rough and the only relief is water and sleep. He looks lobotomized or like was just saw his death or lost everything.
They dont have a lot of good options. The alternatives are keeping him out of the spotlight, finding an impersonator, or (worst of all) letting people take pictures up close.
when will the guillotine trailer be added to the motorcade?
OR - that choice is simply not available 🤷♂️ #OccamsRazor
Has he remarked yet on last week’s mass shooting?
Why's the hat so large it's casting a shadow due to the gap between the material and his skull?
Maybe: Hair transplant : Early recovery (first week) includes swelling, scabbing, and careful washing, while the first 14 days are crucial for graft attachme
Ouch. I could see him being vain enough to throw money at that again. It's been getting pretty sparse.
It's ridiculous. It can't be true, and yet it sounds right.
What I mean is there have been plenty of past instances where they were happy to feed the rumor mill when knocking it down would have been so easy. It's fraught to ever try to draw logical conclusions from what they do or don't do when it comes to the press.
He lives for video 🤷
If dementia had a look, this would be it. The hat looks ill fitting. His face looks odd…more than usual.
Epstein files are taking a backseat.
Is he unable to achieve his usual level of, let's call it "coherency?" Maybe? Or does he think there's some fun to be had in fanning health rumors and then doing that Superman thing he's always wanted to do? Who knows? People are obsessing on him and that in itself is a win in his 80's brain.
I think he lost his voice because of his heart condition.
I'll be honest, I never thought he'd make it through the 2020 SOTU, much less 2024 debates, but it's looking less and less likely that theyll be able to pull off that trick again.
I think Trumpo hates to show weakness. If he were able to speak to the press and threaten somebody - say, Finland - he’d do it.
Well, judging by his rotting hands, elephant ankles, and generally looking like warmed-up shit, I think what we're seeing is what it appears to be, the White House scrabbling to quash rumors that he's dying, but being unable to, because he is.
I have to say, as much as I despise him and would be happy to see the end of him, I am really tired of this frenzy on social media this weekend. It's the August silly season and people are being silly.
Or it could be he's having some kind of legitimate medical issue even he isn't dying and really can't afford letting people get a close look
He’s been wearing his casual MAGA uniform lately, hiding his hands, blathering on about nothing, and then all we get is blurry no makeup wearing photos. He’s such a pussy.
He CAN’T die this fast!! He hasn’t fucking SUFFERED ENOUGH! Let it be at least a few months of pain and humiliation!!
Train conductor hat. He's not golfing - he's playing with a choo-choo.
He’d never willingly let the internet think he was dead for this long.
