So why's he in a cart?

Look! Bernie Lomax is alive!

Still doubting this report. And F* Jon Gruden as he plays a role in this entire charade & has aligned himself with a Nazi takeover of America. F* him & anyone who likes him. And his wife.

Is he? threadreaderapp.com/thread/19618...

Minor point, but what's going on with the hands? It's like Trump went for the fist bump and Gruden just kind of grabbed it

didn’t the muppets have arms? are we sure stephen miller (and as many other little goons they can stuff into that oversized polo) aren’t puppeting that thing from the inside?

Yeah, I don't see him *playing* golf. I see him sitting in a golf cart while some man adoringly holds hands with him. I wanna see vids of him walking, talking, putting, with something that shows the date or it didn't happen. He still looks pretty doddering and feeble with that slack-jawed profile.

Gruden wearing the same shirt and cap golfing as he did on the 23rd?

So, he changed from Grey to red to white hat????

For now…

For now…

Why isn't Himself's post in all caps, like he usually does? It's almost as if a somewhat normal person wrote it. Very suspicious.

Yes! Also, he doesn't use dashes like that. But AI does.

HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM 🤔

AI

Him sitting down and doing a handshake / first bump mix-up is the best photo they got off him all day, huh?

I guess golf does nothing to reduce belly fat.

This picture could have been taken at any time in the last fifteen years. Proves nothing. If someone were inclined to Weekend at Bernie the Big Man, this is the type of pic they'd post

the way i know Trump's arm dropped completely limp the moment that guy let go

He sits until it's his turn, then they fling him like a ragdoll at his ball which squips out and rolls down the fairway. The press praises his innovative, disruptive play style while allowing that critics say it's against the rules

Tfbundy

😂

Hate gruden so much-what a dick

Trump: “Nice guy, true character” Narrator:

I also think he used the word Nigger alot. Out loud. In front of other people. 😣

Will he let anyone see him close-up (face/hands)? Speak into a microphone? Walk up stairs in full view? If no to even one of these, they are hiding his condition. But it's no to all three?

Idk bsky.app/profile/mari...

I heard Jon Gruden died two weeks ago.

His rolling toilet/dialysis machine is a technical wonder, but it won’t delay the inevitable.

"Commies" is still the go-to insult when Trump is openly embracing Maoist economic principles?

You are too stunted to be alive of your own volition.

lol what?! Begging you to learn one tho g about Maoist economic principles

You mean like the federal government making decisions for and profiting from Intel? You don't think that Trump's governmental stake in the chipmaker has anything to do with communism? Ah, you're right. It's probably just me.

Oh wait, no it isn't: thediplomat.com/2017/01/trum...

www.thinkchina.sg/politics/don...

edition.cnn.com/2025/05/12/c...

foreignpolicy.com/2025/05/08/t...

We certainly are doing a Great Leap Backwards.

Sinophobia isn’t more convincing when you post it multiple times. He’s a fascist, just use that.

www.wsj.com/economy/the-...

www.newsweek.com/donald-trump...

Anyway, take care, kid.

no it's not just you it's you and a bunch of other people who have also never actually read a book

“Communism is when a fascist administration takes massive bribes and extorts business leaders” ok my man, you got me

True or false: in the 1950s, the Chinese Communist Party under leadership of Chairman Mao used extortion, bullying, and manipulation to seize control of private industry. (Hint: it's not false)

Hey quick question do you think the "National Socialist Workers Party" actually practiced socialism?

*leader nationalizes an entire countries economy in a revolution of the proletariat* —half a century later— *trump extorts private business for personal gain and power* American: “these two things are the same, I’m very smart actually”

You're barking up not only under a wrong tree but under a wrong entire fkn forest

*for the benefit of the people*

You know you're winning when you feel compelled to stick it to the other side by proving your guy isn't actually dead.

They put the body in that position then waited for rigor mortis to set in 👀🤣

Well my hopes and dreams have been crushed once more. Back to the pit

Does life support count?

They originally released a pic of him with a red hat as PoL. That’s a white hat. Why are they hiding Trump?

that’s very cool to hang out with someone and wear a hat with their last name in all caps. seems very normal and not weird at all

Why are they holding hands

That’s the same way you shake someone’s hand when they are in a hospital bed and you are on the wrong side.

Probably even above Ariel Sharon 2006-2014 levels of alive!

They’re playing golf. From a cart. Half alive at best.

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They could have dug these up from anywhere. I won’t believe anything until I see his face in front of a camera.

Drumpf doesn’t know how to make and use a dash, do this was likely written by someone else.

No way Trump spelled character correctly.

The hand is very much gloved and not exposed on Camera. A lot of shots that don't expose much of body, probably because he now has a Colostomy bag or something.

Gosh, you mean the guy who’s e-mails “in which homophobic, transphobic and misogynistic language was used”?? Gosh, what in the world could they have possibly talked about?

Arnold Palmer's magnum dong.

I don’t see Trump. I see the back of an unidentifiable head. Could be any old white man. Why not take a picture up close and from the front of that’s really Trump and he doesn’t look dead?

That photo was from last week, not this weekend.

Hm.

Kremlinology is back, baby!

Nope. He's dead.

Birds of a feather... NFL: Jon Gruden makes racist DeMaurice Smith email worse - Yahoo Sports share.google/cjSZD1y54aWI...

I don't understand how he's allowed to remain am NFL coach after the original email story

I don't think he is coaching right now, but I don't think the NFL banned him from becoming an NFL coach again, which I think they should have.

correct currently employed by Barstool Sports, which makes a lot of sense

I didn't know that, but I agree, it makes a lot of sense.

Gruden is a racist asshole, imo.

They're scared. They know their effectiveness takes a hit when he goes bye-bye. Thing is, they can't hide him away forever. Eventually, whatever's left of him will have to speak publicly, or even the tame press will smell blood in the water.

Aww, I'm a Commie, isn't that cute? Didn't know wishing for a terrible person to no longer be around was a feature of communism, but I'll take it.

Well, we see that he is still able to mount a golf cart. Let’s see a few swings, big boy!

Gruden was run out of town in his last job.

Thanks. I thought there was something awful about him, but couldn’t remember exactly what.

you don't have to be alive to play golf

Is playing golf even living?

Still alive!

They are going to have so much trouble coping when he croaks. I can’t wait for it.

Wait who are the commies now? Is that us? Does this mean woke too or is that another thing?

Hey haters, check out this pulse!!

it's thready. which is the best btw

Is he helping President Lumpen haul himself out of the golf cart?

....but lookin BAD. Haggard and frail.

Playing sport that requires slightly more exertion than, uh, standing still is not exactly a surefire fitness test

Didn't this happen on the 23rd?

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His brain is mush.

He rides in that golf cart everywhere because he can’t walk more than a few feet unassisted. He needs constant observation now. Pretty sure medical staff are on standby 24/7.

I had no idea Gruden was a brainwashed simp. What a PoS. He must need something.

Gruden is a horrible sack of shit in his own right. Buddy managed to cover his tracks for a bit, but the email scandal cemented his overall shitheel status.

I don’t see him golfing - I see him in the cart

Of course Gruden would hang out with Trump. Just two assholes cheating at golf.

Updating my priors, Jon Gruden is dead too

Alive =/= Well

Clearly deepfaked

Putin lovers calling people Commies 🤣🤣🤣

But did he really play golf? Or just out joyriding on the greens in that cart?

Handshaking a fist bump? Yeah, gotta be real.

Trump looks extremely dead in that photo holy shit

tbh that writing doesn't even feel like his

Where’s Ryan Routh when you really need him

FUCK JON GRUDEN! I WAS A FAN! EVEN WITH HIS PAST MISTAKES! BUT, NOW....NO!! HE IS NOTHING TO ME NOW! NOW I TAKE BACK MY FORGIVNESS. NOW I KNOW HE DIDN'T DESERVE IT. NOW I KNOW THAT IT WAS IN HIM ALL ALONG TO BE RACIST! WHY ELSE WOULD HE PLAY GOLF WITH THE WORLDS BIGGEST RACIST?!?!?

I don’t see golfing I see cart sitting