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Schooley @schooley.bsky.social

Would a White House hiding a health crisis release such a conclusive proof of wellness photo as this? CASE CLOSED.

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aug 31, 2025, 5:51 pm • 191 16

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jimbobmcg.bsky.social @jimbobmcg.bsky.social

Do you really think the animated corpse of the president could sit in a golf cart and point? There is definitely no Weekend at Bernie's situation in the White House

aug 31, 2025, 6:51 pm • 0 0 • view
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Eric Blyler @ericblyler.bsky.social

aug 31, 2025, 5:56 pm • 2 0 • view
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cudasbob.bsky.social @cudasbob.bsky.social

aug 31, 2025, 6:03 pm • 1 0 • view
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I'm 4 the USA @im4theusa.bsky.social

Ever seen the movie Dave?

aug 31, 2025, 7:01 pm • 1 0 • view
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Duncan Jones @manmademoon.bsky.social

aug 31, 2025, 5:52 pm • 19 1 • view
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BearPondBoy 🧿 @bearpondboy.bsky.social

Omg

aug 31, 2025, 6:05 pm • 0 0 • view
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The Boron Sheikh @dasfuller.bsky.social

aug 31, 2025, 6:56 pm • 1 0 • view
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web_rant @webrant.bsky.social

He's shaking hands with another white supremacist and all that bruising is just because he's constantly working to shake hands with them every day. bsky.app/profile/scho...

aug 31, 2025, 5:58 pm • 2 1 • view
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Spew Spewitt @spewspewitt.bsky.social

Legit question: when was the last day he was seen speaking on camera?

aug 31, 2025, 6:56 pm • 0 0 • view
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Rest of Stuff @restofstuff.bsky.social

Father Time needs to hurry up

aug 31, 2025, 6:01 pm • 1 0 • view
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As Sparks Fly Upwards @fitzjohn.bsky.social

He's not actually 'talking' or in focus in any of their iconography.

aug 31, 2025, 7:46 pm • 0 0 • view
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As Sparks Fly Upwards @fitzjohn.bsky.social

Looks current.

aug 31, 2025, 6:00 pm • 0 0 • view
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metsfan @metsfan.bsky.social

The most transparent administration in history.

aug 31, 2025, 5:53 pm • 1 0 • view
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Jeane Struck @jeane.bsky.social

As conclusive as a toilet seat masquerading as an airplane window.

aug 31, 2025, 5:58 pm • 0 0 • view
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Mosasaurus @themosasaurus.bsky.social

he's gonna start wearing two golf gloves full time to hide whatever's happening on his hands

aug 31, 2025, 5:58 pm • 1 0 • view
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Riverdaleboy @riverdaleboy.bsky.social

Who took it?

aug 31, 2025, 6:00 pm • 0 0 • view
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SheiSho @xxriotgrrrrrlxx.bsky.social

They’re also using AI to write his Truth Social posts. It doesn’t take a lot of sleuthing to spot the obvious changes in vocabulary and grammar.

aug 31, 2025, 5:57 pm • 5 0 • view
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tuikkunen.bsky.social @tuikkunen.bsky.social

What is Dan Scavino doing? He used to be BY FAR the best in getting Trump's tone in Twitter and I suppose Truth Social.

aug 31, 2025, 6:08 pm • 1 0 • view
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Joanne Hansen @joannehansen.bsky.social

I imagine the AI prompts are something like "unhinged lunacy about [subject], still with random capitalization but vocabulary and grammar increased to 4th grade level." OK, maybe 3rd grade.

aug 31, 2025, 6:13 pm • 1 0 • view
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Schooley @schooley.bsky.social

Secret Service code name: BRUISER

aug 31, 2025, 5:54 pm • 91 3 • view
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prairieguy2623.bsky.social @prairieguy2623.bsky.social

I think it’s more likely BRUISEE.

aug 31, 2025, 6:03 pm • 1 0 • view
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martin_fff @martinfff.bsky.social

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Heidi @heidigolightly.bsky.social

We all want the same thing but he is out golfing. Dressed and in a cart. I don’t buy the death’s door assessment. This means we need to keep the pressure on.

aug 31, 2025, 6:08 pm • 0 0 • view
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norbizness @norbizness.bsky.social

There's only so much the Baron Harkonen Oil Bath can do for his appearance.

aug 31, 2025, 5:56 pm • 6 0 • view
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Karmageddon @karmageddon.bsky.social

Oh THAT is good.

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Lauren 🪷 @lorlolauren.bsky.social

He looks like he’s on the threshold. 😃

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coloradotransplant.bsky.social @coloradotransplant.bsky.social

I see they’re still using the Kari Lake heavy duty filter.

aug 31, 2025, 6:01 pm • 1 0 • view
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Timothy @morgowr.bsky.social

The official photographer needs to be fired, he can't even focus!

aug 31, 2025, 5:53 pm • 6 0 • view
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MikeInSFCisco @mikeinsfcisco.bsky.social

That amount of soft focus would make Barbara Walters blush.

aug 31, 2025, 5:58 pm • 6 0 • view
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s-isabelle.bsky.social @s-isabelle.bsky.social

🤣🤣🤣

aug 31, 2025, 6:59 pm • 0 0 • view
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Tony Serrata 🇺🇦 @serrata.org

So he switched hats and the guy whose hand he's shaking is wearing the EXACT same outfit from a week before?

aug 31, 2025, 6:48 pm • 3 0 • view
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Circumspectral @catpushmike.bsky.social

We’re not going to know anything until Jake Tapper weighs in.

aug 31, 2025, 5:58 pm • 3 0 • view
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STRIVERS TV @striverstv.bsky.social

The gluttony gestapo never misses its Sunday propaganda opportunity. Something is very wrong.

aug 31, 2025, 6:52 pm • 1 0 • view
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Tina @girlfromseattle.bsky.social

This photo was taken a week ago.

aug 31, 2025, 7:34 pm • 0 0 • view