He’s with a woman. Her husband finds out and threatens her. They drive off and are met by cops. She leaves and when Giuliani is hit by husband who has caught up

That was my thoughts too. Trying to get ahead of the story.

He can afford to hire security? He told the court he couldn't pay the defamation suit because he's poor. They are all such liars.

I also don't understand why it says only Rudy's business partner and medical provider were called to oversee his care, when he has two children.

The first incident explains why there was a prostitute in the car with him when the accident happened.

Gotta portray him as some valiant knight struck down in his prime lol

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They can't be. Odd.

Can't wait for his explanation.

Total non sequitur, and utter bullshit.

I'm thinking the spousal abuser was pissed that Rudy interfered, sped after Rudy, and rear-ended his car as retribution.

The much, much, much more likely scenario is that Rudy saw a young lady being helped by state troopers on the opposite side of the highway, hit the brakes at high speed or told the driver to stop, and then got rear ended Trooper's statement made it clear that the accident happened on the other side

Apparently women approach cars for other reasons on the dusty streets of New Hampshire. Things that make you go, hmmm… 🤔

Perhaps we're supposed to infer that the accident was some kind of retaliation for intervening in the domestic violence incident? The whole thing is just weird.

It's a new thing he's doing: Unlikely good Samaritan deed followed by random accident. Next ... he'll lift a burning piano off some babies and the elderly ... followed by ... foul ball to the head! Then ... he'll win a dance-off to save an orphanage ... but later ... SHARK ATTACK!

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Feels like a fictional encounter meant to distract from his coming from yet another long dinner with drinks.

He probably didn’t pay the prostitute who also probably can say he was high

Any report that does not explain why he wasn’t breathalyzed is probably bullshit.

They wanted to remind you that Rudy's a hero. They even got 9/11 (as 911) in the first graf.

He’s trying to distract from questions about his drunkenness with feigned heroism.

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Soliciting a prostitute is my guess about the first part.

Oh my god this is totally it!!

Yup.

Maybe smacking her around too

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Really good guess.

Have you no empathy? How come no concern for, you know, the car?

Can it be fixed?!?

yeah....

All this!👏

Definitely the same excuse i used when i was wasted and crashed my dad’s car.

Yes! And as part of an “Official Statement”.

Drunken PR attempt? It does sound like it's missing a lot of...uh, moving parts.