Due dripping, hands in pants, 4 seasons. #Murica

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As long as he gets his embalming fluid replaced, he’ll be good to go.

He writes his own headlines.

Worst recurring character ever

Yeah, the car crash seems like a lazy device to get him back in the story.

Me through gritted teeth: "I said CALL ME WHEN HE'S DEAD"

After reading this report, I'm 'spitballing' that Rudy's car was 'rubbernecking' the incident on the opposite side of the interstate and got rear-ended. 🤔 manchester.inklink.news/rudy-giulian...

because some asshole says his name 3 times in front of a goddamned mirror, yeah

Just like a weed Or fungus Anything else we can compare this 💩 to?

Rudy KNOWS some shit. The kind of shit that gets you rear-ended at high speed, or makes you fall down a flight of stairs or fall out a 5th floor window.

This reminds me of Clara Batten's "When the comments are funnier than the original post", and in this case the original post was quite droll enough.

Yeah. Rudy’s like a bunch of cockroaches that reappear in the dark.

Thought he was dead. Or maybe it was the other psycho.

Was Rudy wearing his pants when the accident happened?

I’m just assuming it has to do with his sex slave and leave it at that.

The fact that there has been no mention of the driver of the other car’s condition, or info about whether he has been arrested, makes me think Rudy backed into a tree at high speed.

kind of like a cockroach after it rains

He is the motherfucking KING of bad press. It's almost impressive.

"you may be wondering how I got here...."

So odd that his "head of security" felt compelled to explain, “This was not a targeted attack.”

From the People mag article 🙄“The mayor is in great spirits. He’s a beast. He survived 9/11,” Ragusa said, referencing Giuliani's tenure as mayor in Manhattan from 1994 to 2001. people.com/former-nyc-m...

Possible theories: the 'woman' 1) is a sex worker who was with him in the car, or 2) was married, and was cheating with Rudy and her irate husband rear ended Rudy's car

I could believe #1, but who in God’s name would cheat with Rudy?

dyed eyebrow raising ways

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😂 made me laugh. Sorry. But not much ...

Catfished by Borat the last time.

Now Rudy will become addicted to painkillers, too!

This idiot doesn’t know that police put out Incident Reports?

like a bursted hemmorhoid

The word 'emerges' caught my attention because during trump's last failure as prez I used to post posts comparing Giuliani to The Penguin from Batman movies.

Seb has also emerged from his box of dirt. What is the current moon phase?

Can you imagine how many times Rudy farted on his way to the hospital?

I would say it’s in the most hair dye-dripping ways.

FACT.

New Hampshire doesn’t seem like his kind of place.

The NH state motto: “Live Free or Die”

It's like he's mad you forgot how crazy he is and he's going to remind you.

dershowitz has been getting the attention lately

“I call your pierogies and raise you a trip to the ER after being a dogooder”

rudy gonna kanye

his car slipped on a patch of slippery Moss.

🤭It has Chappaquiddick-esque intrigue.

The hair dye runneth over...or was it the drunk driving accident?

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I ran up the stairs two at a time to tell my girlfriend this latest installment; it’s so absurd and I can’t wait for the real story to come out… Good Samaritan my ass 😅

DUI crash?🤔🍹🔥

Insurance fraud.

Surely involving a hooker.

Always.

I got a little excited there too.

I blame Viagra.