“POTUS appeared rested and in good spirits.”
“POTUS appeared rested and in good spirits.”
Who did he ruin to get him feeling better?
"His hair looked magnificent, and his oversized raybans complimented his relaxed, weekend vibe"
…for 3 seconds and from 100 meters away.
"The President has also started mentoring two junior staff members."
It’s going to be tough to replicate the rush we all felt where for 4-5 hours we all thought he may have passed.
I never believed it, but it was a fun group project.
Natalie Allison, who is now at the Washington Post, will be describing his dressed-up corpse as "serene."
impressive what some people can squeeze from a short glimpse from afar, isn't it. when it could as well have been stephen miller in a fat suit.
So he's been sleeping a lot and getting the good drugs
“He seemed restrained. Today was truly presidential.”
"Today was the day he truly, mostly became biodegradable" (except the three-inch-thick face-lacquer)
He looks terrible
Alive. And well…
“Both his feet were 100% attached.”
Resting and spirits in the same sentence.