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Schooley @schooley.bsky.social

“POTUS appeared rested and in good spirits.”

sep 1, 2025, 12:25 am • 111 1

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Suza27 @suza27.bsky.social

Who did he ruin to get him feeling better?

sep 1, 2025, 4:39 pm • 0 0 • view
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Red Painter @redpainter1.bsky.social

"His hair looked magnificent, and his oversized raybans complimented his relaxed, weekend vibe"

sep 1, 2025, 12:28 am • 4 1 • view
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Bruce Edmonds @bedmonds.bsky.social

sep 1, 2025, 12:29 am • 1 0 • view
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Constance @constancec.bsky.social

…for 3 seconds and from 100 meters away.

sep 1, 2025, 1:46 am • 0 0 • view
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L Chupacabra: The Pope Of Chili Town @lchupacabra.bsky.social

"The President has also started mentoring two junior staff members."

sep 1, 2025, 12:27 am • 1 0 • view
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kentdj.bsky.social @kentdj.bsky.social

It’s going to be tough to replicate the rush we all felt where for 4-5 hours we all thought he may have passed.

sep 1, 2025, 12:45 am • 1 0 • view
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Schooley @schooley.bsky.social

I never believed it, but it was a fun group project.

sep 1, 2025, 12:51 am • 2 0 • view
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Daily Trix @dailytrix.bsky.social

Natalie Allison, who is now at the Washington Post, will be describing his dressed-up corpse as "serene."

Politico article from July 18, 2024 by Natalie Allison:
sep 1, 2025, 12:28 am • 4 0 • view
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Katrine Koenig @katrinekoenig.bsky.social

impressive what some people can squeeze from a short glimpse from afar, isn't it. when it could as well have been stephen miller in a fat suit.

sep 1, 2025, 12:45 am • 2 0 • view
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Bethany Mannon @drbethany.bsky.social

So he's been sleeping a lot and getting the good drugs

sep 1, 2025, 12:33 am • 1 0 • view
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Malaclypse the Middle @malaclypse.bsky.social

“He seemed restrained. Today was truly presidential.”

sep 1, 2025, 12:27 am • 2 0 • view
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norbizness @norbizness.bsky.social

"Today was the day he truly, mostly became biodegradable" (except the three-inch-thick face-lacquer)

sep 1, 2025, 12:29 am • 4 0 • view
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The Mean Progressive @themeanprogressive.bsky.social

Alive and well

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sep 1, 2025, 12:33 am • 0 0 • view
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StayingCovidSafe @starlightshelling.bsky.social

He looks terrible

sep 1, 2025, 6:21 am • 1 0 • view
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Schooley @schooley.bsky.social

Alive. And well…

sep 1, 2025, 12:33 am • 5 0 • view
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Walter @rodtskag.bsky.social

“Both his feet were 100% attached.”

sep 1, 2025, 2:26 am • 0 0 • view
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David McKinney @davidmckinney59.bsky.social

Resting and spirits in the same sentence.

sep 1, 2025, 12:36 am • 5 0 • view