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Schooley @schooley.bsky.social

Have the people who put pads on their ear at the convention tattooed a big bruise on the back of their hand yet?

sep 1, 2025, 7:35 pm • 418 56

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Daryl Hannah @dhlovelife.bsky.social

couldn’t fathom why there wasn’t light days kotex on the hand

sep 1, 2025, 7:38 pm • 9 0 • view
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Joyce Gray @joyce4liberty.bsky.social

Same logic for when he croaks?

sep 2, 2025, 3:11 am • 1 0 • view
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Scott Gable @scottgable.bsky.social

Strapon swollen ankles too!!

sep 1, 2025, 7:36 pm • 6 0 • view
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Crisp @crispb.bsky.social

Cake off-tone foundation on their hands.

sep 1, 2025, 7:36 pm • 3 0 • view
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Alex Christensen @alejoec.bsky.social

Have they ever thanked Walz for the pads?

sep 1, 2025, 7:38 pm • 2 0 • view
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8647th Aerial Sandwich Brigade @mrstorage.bsky.social

No, but many are walking around with resting stroke face.

sep 1, 2025, 7:38 pm • 6 0 • view
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Lyle Scout @lylescout.bsky.social

Maybe they're all shuffling around like zombies too.

sep 1, 2025, 7:58 pm • 2 0 • view
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momofanangel.bsky.social @momofanangel.bsky.social

I have a big sledge hammer if they need a hand 🤣

sep 1, 2025, 9:24 pm • 1 0 • view
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Jen @jenonymous.bsky.social

I assume they are guzzling steroids in hopes of puffing up their faces like their orange idol.

sep 1, 2025, 7:39 pm • 2 0 • view
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𝘽𝘾𝙏1 @el-clyde.bsky.social

Yes and they’re wearing eight pairs of socks to give them fat ankles.

sep 1, 2025, 7:38 pm • 1 0 • view
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pgregg @p-gregg.bsky.social

Now, this is funny.

sep 1, 2025, 8:51 pm • 0 0 • view
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English Bob 🇺🇦 @deepstatepotato.bsky.social

it would be a tragedy if when he dies they all decide to die in solidarity. i mean, that would be so sad.

sep 1, 2025, 8:34 pm • 4 0 • view
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Leslie @lesmj.bsky.social

🤣👍

sep 1, 2025, 9:21 pm • 0 0 • view
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Dr Dan @drdanfrench.bsky.social

Solid

sep 2, 2025, 1:12 am • 0 0 • view
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Annie WhereButHere @anniewherebuthere.bsky.social

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sep 1, 2025, 7:36 pm • 2 1 • view
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🦋 B34RS GYRL 💙 @b34rsgirl.bsky.social

Great question. I know that some of them have gotten their cankle implants, though.

sep 1, 2025, 7:54 pm • 2 0 • view
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whyevernotmb.bsky.social @whyevernotmb.bsky.social

Lololol

sep 2, 2025, 1:05 am • 0 0 • view
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huckdillinger.bsky.social @huckdillinger.bsky.social

And a brace on the right leg so the dragging doesn’t look so obvious.

sep 1, 2025, 10:17 pm • 0 0 • view
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Grandpa Rob @grandparob.bsky.social

What about faux cankles???

sep 1, 2025, 7:37 pm • 1 0 • view
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Erinn @erinnm.bsky.social

Give it time

sep 1, 2025, 8:02 pm • 0 0 • view