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Schooley @schooley.bsky.social

My garbage disposal is saying vaccines aren’t safe. Wait, that’s the TV.

sep 5, 2025, 5:07 am • 511 53

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Rap Bastardz® @rapbastardz.bsky.social

Check the garbage disposal for spoons and coins. That should fix it.

sep 5, 2025, 6:15 am • 0 0 • view
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Deirdre Assenza @deirdreassenza.bsky.social

yayy so good ha

sep 5, 2025, 4:52 pm • 1 0 • view
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🌵🐈Susie Queue is Liberal AF 🐈🌵 @timethreading.bsky.social

So your microwave has been silent?

sep 7, 2025, 7:47 pm • 0 0 • view
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Jessica J @jjj8819.bsky.social

Is it related to Kennedy?

sep 5, 2025, 5:08 am • 0 0 • view
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Daily Trix @dailytrix.bsky.social

You should probably have a plumber take a look at your garbage disposal if it sounds like RFK Jr... or maybe just get a new one.

sep 5, 2025, 5:08 am • 5 0 • view
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Karen from Canada 🇨🇦 🇨🇦🇨🇦 @karenoid.bsky.social

🤣🤣🤣

sep 5, 2025, 3:55 pm • 0 0 • view
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Mike Tupling @miketupling.bsky.social

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sep 5, 2025, 7:36 am • 2 0 • view
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hannasazi.bsky.social @hannasazi.bsky.social

A pile of dog shit animated and started saying anti depressants cause mass shootings

sep 5, 2025, 5:27 am • 1 0 • view
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Ganzi Ambassador @symich74.bsky.social

And the guy who says that in your TV is not a gas station hotdog, it’s the United States Secretary of Health and Human Services.

sep 5, 2025, 5:14 am • 0 0 • view
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Zombiekat @zombiekat.bsky.social

To be fair I can't tell the difference!

sep 5, 2025, 7:31 am • 0 0 • view
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Jeffery 🫧 Cowlick @jefferycowlick.bsky.social

Garbage disposal. TV. That's the same thing these days.

sep 5, 2025, 5:10 am • 1 0 • view
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MillennialMike @mikemillennial.bsky.social

Honest mistake

sep 5, 2025, 5:10 am • 1 0 • view
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Probably Not @mythmakerblue.bsky.social

Is it playing a Rogan podcast?

sep 5, 2025, 11:52 am • 0 0 • view
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Chris P @baconradio.bsky.social

You can tell the difference because you'd be thrilled to see rjkjr in a garbage disposal.

sep 5, 2025, 5:16 am • 1 0 • view
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Chris P @baconradio.bsky.social

I know I fucked it up but I'm not fixing his dumb name.

sep 5, 2025, 5:17 am • 4 0 • view
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Rob Klippel @robklippel.bsky.social

💯

sep 7, 2025, 6:58 pm • 5 0 • view
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optivix.bsky.social @optivix.bsky.social

We're not supposed to make fun of his pathetic excuse for a voice (even though he's a public government figure using it to lie and threaten) because its caused by a medical condition that other innocent private citizens share and that's Ableist! Shame on you for typing such garbage 😜

sep 5, 2025, 12:28 pm • 0 0 • view
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Martin Fisher @lawduck96.bsky.social

Life hack: Don't put brain worms in the garbage disposal. 🤪

sep 5, 2025, 5:27 am • 1 0 • view
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1diane.bsky.social @1diane.bsky.social

Thinking that a mistake we’re making about vaccines: we should say, “anti-Covid vaccine, anti-flu, anti-polio, etc.” share!

sep 5, 2025, 10:17 pm • 0 0 • view
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Me @usernamedme.bsky.social

It's totally easy to get all the vaccines you want at CVS hurry cuz you're probably overdue for a covid booster and be sure to get a tetanus shot, because the odds of stepping on a rusty nail are higher than you think

sep 5, 2025, 8:14 am • 1 0 • view