What would actually be funny is if it happens during this whole spirit bomb session on here. It would finally prove that posting is magic.
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There was a black mirror episode about this
aug 30, 2025, 5:33 am • 1 0 • view
\o/ Here! Take my energy
aug 30, 2025, 11:51 am • 0 0 • view
Honestly that's a likely outcome. He's probably just really sick. PUSH. EVERYONE PUSH.
aug 30, 2025, 7:04 am • 4 0 • view
Autopsy revealing every artery jammed full of posts
aug 30, 2025, 4:00 am • 19 0 • view
On the other hand, if it does happen during this ergo propter this, I fear that I will end up dying like one of those rats who keeps hitting the pleasure lever until it dies of dehydration.
aug 30, 2025, 5:45 am • 2 0 • view
I'm hopin for any holiday really, but I think for all he's done to fuck over the working class, labor day weekend would be especially juicy.
aug 30, 2025, 8:05 am • 14 0 • view
If it happens in the next 2 minutes it'd be a great birthday gift
aug 30, 2025, 3:59 am • 8 0 • view
aug 30, 2025, 4:24 am • 863 201 • view
MAKE IT BIGGER
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aug 30, 2025, 6:15 am • 6 0 • view
It took me a few seconds to understand the reference and when I did I almost spat out my coffee.
aug 30, 2025, 8:18 am • 1 0 • view
bombing him in spirit im pitching in too, may he rot forevermore
aug 30, 2025, 5:59 am • 1 0 • view
\o/ sending energy \o/
aug 30, 2025, 4:03 am • 9 0 • view
If that happens there has to be at least ONE think tank or government program that does a little "haha wouldn't that be weird but no seriously we should consider looking into this" research program It'd be TOO narratively appropriate not to
aug 30, 2025, 3:57 am • 15 0 • view
Post-thought: Legions of highly trained operatives pulling a modern The Men Who Stare At Goats by trying to engineer the noosphere to kill targets with grassroots hatred campaigns that read like government-organized cancellation operations
aug 30, 2025, 4:00 am • 10 0 • view
What's this in reference to? I'm in the "seeing posts about the news without seeing the actual news" crowd right now.
aug 30, 2025, 4:15 am • 9 0 • view
Trump hasn’t been seen in public for a few days and has nothing scheduled for this weekend
aug 30, 2025, 4:18 am • 11 0 • view
Inshallah as the kids say
aug 30, 2025, 4:24 am • 22 0 • view
Imagining them going full insane cult about it with shit like "Yeah sorry John Adams called him to the center of the Earth for a wrestling match with Enlil. He's gonna be a while"
aug 30, 2025, 4:04 am • 2 0 • view