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Catherynne M. Valente @catvalente.bsky.social

HOLY SHIT THE DRUMMER HAS A HEART TRAIN THE SIZE OF A QUEEN'S WEDDING TRAIN THAT MAN IS MY NEW IDOL Imma wear that shit to work #ukraine #eurovision

may 13, 2025, 7:39 pm • 27 3

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Catherynne M. Valente @catvalente.bsky.social

LET'S ALL ROCK OUT WITH OUR SANDY BUMS ROCKIN OUT WITH SANDY BUMS #SWEDEN #EUROVISION

may 13, 2025, 7:41 pm • 20 1 • view
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Anna Gustafsson Chen @anguche.bsky.social

may 13, 2025, 7:41 pm • 3 0 • view
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Catherynne M. Valente @catvalente.bsky.social

I QUITE like the Strong Masculine Positivity Christmas Dad Squad and how they just imported #Sweden onto the stage. SAUNA #eurovision

may 13, 2025, 7:44 pm • 35 4 • view
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marilia @maroramos.bsky.social

I liked the vibe but not the song

may 13, 2025, 7:48 pm • 0 0 • view
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Pete Schramm @pete21982.bsky.social

I love how much the song is literally just about how nice a sauna would be right now. Nothing deep, nothing topical, just a couple of nice lads thinking about a nice sauna.

may 13, 2025, 7:46 pm • 8 1 • view
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Pixelfish @pixelfish.bsky.social

I liked the SAUNA fist pump at the end. :)

may 13, 2025, 7:47 pm • 0 0 • view
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Catherynne M. Valente @catvalente.bsky.social

Welcome to the stage one of #Eurovision's Enduring Archetypes! Melancholy Smol Bean Singing Earnestly About Being a Melancholy Smol Bean Whilst Playing His Own Earnest Instrument #Portugal

may 13, 2025, 7:46 pm • 32 3 • view
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Catherynne M. Valente @catvalente.bsky.social

Bro, are you wearing a random thirft store sweater to #EUROVISION? SIR. Portuguese James Taylor has seen both fire AND rain, but his pianist has only seen bargains

may 13, 2025, 7:48 pm • 26 3 • view
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Catherynne M. Valente @catvalente.bsky.social

Are you...allowed to go to Switzerland and just join the Boy Scout Jamboree already in progress? #norway #eurovision

may 13, 2025, 7:49 pm • 19 1 • view
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Catherynne M. Valente @catvalente.bsky.social

I'm licensed on the forklift, frontloader, and full battle mechasuit. I can't wait to devote my full-time energy to this company! #norway #eurovision

may 13, 2025, 7:50 pm • 20 0 • view
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Koko @kokobean.bsky.social

I'm getting Fuego energy from this one.

may 13, 2025, 7:51 pm • 0 0 • view
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Catherynne M. Valente @catvalente.bsky.social

And right on cue, my child, AKA Tiny Decibel Jones, comes around the corner in my high heels where the heels are unicorn horns yelling MAMA LOOK I CAN TWIRL ON ONE UNICORN HEEL! #eurovision

may 13, 2025, 7:52 pm • 31 1 • view
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Catherynne M. Valente @catvalente.bsky.social

HA HA WELCOME TO SWITZERLAND BABY MATT LUCAS YOU'RE IN PRISON LOL #belgium #eurovision

may 13, 2025, 7:53 pm • 15 0 • view
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Catherynne M. Valente @catvalente.bsky.social

The way my kid (named Sebastian) SCREAMED when the name RED SEBASTIAN came up #belgium #eurovision

may 13, 2025, 7:54 pm • 25 1 • view
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kmrataj.bsky.social @kmrataj.bsky.social

Harkonnen the Techno Opera! 😻

may 13, 2025, 7:55 pm • 3 0 • view
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Catherynne M. Valente @catvalente.bsky.social

I have a straight flush of guys in red leather suits, read em and weep boys #belgium #eurovision

may 13, 2025, 7:54 pm • 20 1 • view
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Charlotte Tracey @ctraceywrites.bsky.social

I'm enjoying this beat, and my guy is being weird as heck. A+ so far. This is going on the playlist too.

may 13, 2025, 7:55 pm • 1 0 • view
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kurthl33t.bsky.social @kurthl33t.bsky.social

OMG you created your own protagonist. The Child has a bright future!

may 13, 2025, 7:54 pm • 0 0 • view
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Charlotte Tracey @ctraceywrites.bsky.social

Belgium ain't gonna get lost in that red outfit, that's for sure.

may 13, 2025, 7:53 pm • 0 0 • view
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Charlotte Tracey @ctraceywrites.bsky.social

Let's go Norway, that outfit is killing it!

may 13, 2025, 7:50 pm • 1 0 • view
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Charlotte Tracey @ctraceywrites.bsky.social

"I feel like this is the song Disney wrote." - my sister roasting the song about fire

may 13, 2025, 7:51 pm • 0 0 • view
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Charlotte Tracey @ctraceywrites.bsky.social

I'm loving the dancing though. This is going on my playlist.

may 13, 2025, 7:52 pm • 0 0 • view
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Charlotte Tracey @ctraceywrites.bsky.social

"It's a meh from me" - my sister again Meh from me as well

may 13, 2025, 7:48 pm • 1 0 • view
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Charlotte Tracey @ctraceywrites.bsky.social

Portugal, Portugal. *shakes head*

may 13, 2025, 7:46 pm • 0 0 • view
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jemma198.bsky.social @jemma198.bsky.social

Felt like #Sweden have hit the must not host again button a la Ireland in the mid 90's

may 13, 2025, 7:48 pm • 1 0 • view
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Heather @lostservice22.bsky.social

Its catchy.

may 13, 2025, 7:42 pm • 2 0 • view
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Charlotte Tracey @ctraceywrites.bsky.social

"They're giving weezer vibes" - my sister about Sweden's band

may 13, 2025, 7:42 pm • 1 0 • view
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Charlotte Tracey @ctraceywrites.bsky.social

I like it, it's fun. ...wait, are they singing about sauna?

may 13, 2025, 7:42 pm • 2 0 • view
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Charlotte Tracey @ctraceywrites.bsky.social

They are!! I love it!!!

may 13, 2025, 7:43 pm • 2 0 • view
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William Ray @williamray.bsky.social

Somehow, your posts are coming from several minutes in the future, and the Sandy Bums comment was really mystifying mid-Ukraine.😄

may 13, 2025, 7:44 pm • 0 0 • view
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Stacie Frazier @staciefrazier.bsky.social

Obsessed. It was spectacular! ♥️

may 17, 2025, 9:43 pm • 0 0 • view
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Andreas Stahl @andreasstahl.bsky.social

I love this one because my first thought was "Ukraine doing too much at Eurovision? Well I never!"

may 13, 2025, 7:40 pm • 1 0 • view