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Catherynne M. Valente @catvalente.bsky.social

MY TAMBOURINE MAN HAS A FUCKIN SONG TO PLAY FOR ME #sanmarino #eurovision

may 13, 2025, 8:13 pm • 10 0

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Catherynne M. Valente @catvalente.bsky.social

The bondage ostrich from corporate is here to inspect our work and we're all very stressed this week #albania #eurovision

may 13, 2025, 8:14 pm • 23 1 • view
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Catherynne M. Valente @catvalente.bsky.social

Okay, I'm obsessed with her dress, which as far as I can tell is a velvet fire weighted blanket around artiifical crystal nipples so frankly, we stan the bondage ostrich from corporate #albania #eurovision

may 13, 2025, 8:15 pm • 20 4 • view
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Catherynne M. Valente @catvalente.bsky.social

GRANDFATHER DOES NOT APPROVE OF THE TIKTOK HE WALKED IN ON YOU FILMING ...DU HAST #albania #eurovision

may 13, 2025, 8:16 pm • 19 0 • view
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Catherynne M. Valente @catvalente.bsky.social

Ummmm Hi Claude from the #netherlands. My name is Cat and I love your Marge Simpson pearls and I mean if you wanted to have coffee sometime... #eurovision

may 13, 2025, 8:20 pm • 18 0 • view
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Catherynne M. Valente @catvalente.bsky.social

Did they get a couple servers from a singing cafe? FASHION, DARLINGS. I cannot with the black shit/black pants work uniform for #EUROVISION

may 13, 2025, 8:21 pm • 12 0 • view
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Catherynne M. Valente @catvalente.bsky.social

I'm 1000% sure I had Marko's jacket in 8th grade which was 1992 #croatia #eurovision

may 13, 2025, 8:22 pm • 13 0 • view
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Catherynne M. Valente @catvalente.bsky.social

Many Wookies died to bring us this jacket #croatia #eurovision

may 13, 2025, 8:23 pm • 20 1 • view
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Catherynne M. Valente @catvalente.bsky.social

I AM THE KING OF THE NORTH! AND THIS IS MY CHEER SQUAD! ...at the same time, anyone know if Burnham Wood hath come to Dunsinane yet? Is there like a commute traffic report or...? #croatia #eurovision

may 13, 2025, 8:27 pm • 28 1 • view
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Xiane -Controversial Folk Icon @xiane.bsky.social

You're Burnham! You're Wood! Your team ain't no damn good!

may 13, 2025, 8:31 pm • 1 0 • view
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Catherynne M. Valente @catvalente.bsky.social

Oh my, this is beautiful. This is why I love #Eurovision. The most ridiculous nonsense you ever saw right next to a song that breaks your heart with its earnest lovely soul. Is she even wearing makeup? I adore her. This is GORGEOUS. #switzerland

may 13, 2025, 8:29 pm • 24 1 • view
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Catherynne M. Valente @catvalente.bsky.social

Okay I'm actually tearing up. I have no idea what this song is about but she's SO beautiful, her performance is SO heartfelt, her dress is STUNNING & I want to wear it TO SLEEP IN EVERY NIGHT TIL I DIE, & I'm pretty sure she's not wearing any makeup at all, & I AM HAVING SO MUCH FEELINGS #eurovision

may 13, 2025, 8:31 pm • 18 1 • view
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Andreas Stahl @andreasstahl.bsky.social

oh my is right, this was actually very lovely and I didnt see it coming.

may 13, 2025, 8:32 pm • 0 0 • view
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Charlotte Tracey @ctraceywrites.bsky.social

Wait, do WE get to vote?

may 13, 2025, 8:28 pm • 0 0 • view
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SeasonalPun @pixelfish.bsky.social

In the Rest of the World vote. It often costs a small text amount.

may 13, 2025, 8:29 pm • 1 0 • view
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Heather @lostservice22.bsky.social

I was thinking "winter is coming"

may 13, 2025, 8:24 pm • 2 0 • view
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Charlotte Tracey @ctraceywrites.bsky.social

Croatia hitting my entire personality in high school

may 13, 2025, 8:24 pm • 4 0 • view
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Simona @wordsbysimona.bsky.social

Same, that's why I cannot despise the song or be too harsh on it, my inner emo, 13-year-old self ADORES it

may 13, 2025, 8:59 pm • 3 0 • view
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Charlotte Tracey @ctraceywrites.bsky.social

You gotta let the cringy teenager in your heart enjoy things

may 13, 2025, 8:54 pm • 3 0 • view
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Simona @wordsbysimona.bsky.social

She was cringe but she had taste

may 13, 2025, 9:04 pm • 1 0 • view
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kurthl33t.bsky.social @kurthl33t.bsky.social

It's been a tough year. We deserve to have more singing black men eye-fucking the camera.

may 13, 2025, 8:24 pm • 2 0 • view
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Charlotte Tracey @ctraceywrites.bsky.social

Netherlands is definitely going on the playlist

may 13, 2025, 8:23 pm • 1 0 • view
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Charlotte Tracey @ctraceywrites.bsky.social

Is she trying to vogue?

may 13, 2025, 8:16 pm • 0 0 • view
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Ryan Watt @ryanwattwrites.bsky.social

For like a third of a second, I thought it was you when the postcard mailbox opened.

may 13, 2025, 8:15 pm • 2 0 • view
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SeasonalPun @pixelfish.bsky.social

I too got Cat aesthetics from her. :)

may 13, 2025, 8:18 pm • 1 0 • view
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Charlotte Tracey @ctraceywrites.bsky.social

Albanian tarja turunen?

may 13, 2025, 8:14 pm • 0 0 • view