Lowe’s has an (admittedly incredible) 12-FOOT animatronic vampire. It’s $500. I told the Childe no chance. “What if I’m perfect at school every day for the whole year?” Reader, I told them I’d 1000% buy it for them next year if so. Even gave them 3 slip-up days per trimester. …Press X to doubt.
Please tell me it looks like Kurt Barlow from the 70's era movie of the week Salem's Lot!
I wrangled a horse out of my dad when I was little with a similar agreement, lol.
Well first of all I’d be getting off easy, wow Second, like…$500 for a year’s worth of good behavior is a steal, but I’m not counting on having to pony up ;) So to speak
All I have to say is this: Kids never forget. When my daughter was 3 her grandmother told her she'd get a trip to Paris when she turned six. That kid remembered for three years, which is FOREVER to a child that age.
That'll be 10 bags of candy by the time Halloween gets here.
please please please post pics of it if it happens next year, I want to see
*I* want a 12-foot animatronic vampire!
Look, I’d be lying if I said I wasn’t really hoping they pull this one off
That’s the one!
Look, I have an idea. Buy this one for $170, dress them up like a vampire, and put it on a 6' 6" box. BOOM! 12-foot vampire! www.lowes.com/pd/Haunted-H...
Kids will do a lot with good motivation. Definitely need pics if it happens.
