This kid. I fucking can’t. First day of 2nd grade, pizza dinner out tonight. They tried pineapple on pizza for the first time. Looked up at me, grim-faced, dour-eyed. Through gritted teeth: “I am a victim of pineapple.”
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pineapple on pizza is best when balanced with strong savory like anchovy ;)
sep 2, 2025, 10:20 pm • 4 0 • view
Years ago I retaliated against roommates constantly stealing my pizza by ordering pineapple anchovy out of spite. And it was insanely delicious and has been my favorite ever since.
sep 3, 2025, 12:01 am • 2 0 • view
I mean actually I agree
sep 2, 2025, 10:22 pm • 2 0 • view
youtu.be/3_LnicCTwwI
sep 2, 2025, 10:57 pm • 1 0 • view
lol well put
sep 2, 2025, 10:19 pm • 2 0 • view
So where do we send the "Parent of the Year" mug?
sep 2, 2025, 10:25 pm • 2 0 • view
Ok. Maybe they deserve that 12 foot vampire.
sep 2, 2025, 10:52 pm • 0 0 • view
Kids are very sensitive to atrong flavors. They may eventually grow to like it. I hated sushi till my 20s.
sep 2, 2025, 10:40 pm • 0 0 • view
😂😂😂
sep 2, 2025, 10:28 pm • 0 0 • view
Ooooh. Author future right there!👏✍️👏✍️👏
sep 2, 2025, 10:37 pm • 1 0 • view