Robert, Hallmark has a section of cards called "Sex Trafficker Friend Birthday" for innocent people just like Trump.
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Trump would never go for a Hallmark card for his special buddy, he commissioned a underpaid staffer to draw something lewd up just for him. joke’s aside, there is really no way lazy ass Trump did anything to make that card but ordered and signed it. So there must be someone who can tell us more.
jul 18, 2025, 5:38 am • 6 0 • view
He signed it as pubes though... pretty sure the whole thing was his handy work.
jul 18, 2025, 8:52 am • 2 0 • view
Inb4 some Trump cultists claim that the card might be real but that the pubes are proof that Trump is not a pedophile.
jul 18, 2025, 8:59 am • 1 0 • view
Inb4 some other creep explains that the pubes prove that Trump is not a lowly pedophile but simply a more cultured "ephebophile".
jul 18, 2025, 9:13 am • 4 0 • view