Dude on the left won a Barry Gibb look-alike contest. So there's that.

At the risk of suffering oxygen deficiency just from imagining the amount of hairspray deployed for this picture, I must ask if the name of the album is “I’m Gonna Win Goads”, or if the album is called “I’m Gonna Win” and the band is, for some reason, called “Goads”. Either way, nobody wins.