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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social

we should've publicly executed at least a dozen people after the housing market crashed and we are paying the consequences for not doing that now

apr 2, 2025, 10:13 pm • 2,247 306

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irredeemablebunny.bsky.social @irredeemablebunny.bsky.social

Nah, the game theory of execution just doesn't work ("I'm not going to be sad if I'm dead"). But physical punishment? Sign me in. (In general, suffering-based punishment works wonders against premeditated, planned behaviors. You get up to work every day, right?)

apr 2, 2025, 10:39 pm • 2 0 • view
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irredeemablebunny.bsky.social @irredeemablebunny.bsky.social

Execution is best left for coups, tyrants, and leaders of hate movements. Because there the position within the network matters way more than the specific crime. At that point it's not about deterrence or rehabilitation, it's about disarticulation.

apr 2, 2025, 10:44 pm • 0 0 • view
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Gwiggs @gwiggs.bsky.social

Sometimes it's less about punishing them and more about the fact that we all deserve to live in a world without them in it

apr 3, 2025, 3:00 am • 1 0 • view
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irredeemablebunny.bsky.social @irredeemablebunny.bsky.social

This is bullshit, you don't "deserve" shit.

apr 3, 2025, 5:23 am • 0 0 • view
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"cold stone" steve austin @adamkingsbury.bsky.social

Nuremberg putting outright fascism in the developed west under a rock for 40 or so years should be a lesson we should do these sorts of things and on some sort of schedule

apr 2, 2025, 10:20 pm • 26 0 • view
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aplpiedo.bsky.social @aplpiedo.bsky.social

The developed west seems particularly susceptible to fascism 🤔

apr 3, 2025, 12:17 am • 5 0 • view
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"cold stone" steve austin @adamkingsbury.bsky.social

yeah because we haven't had one of those reminders in a while

apr 3, 2025, 12:50 am • 11 0 • view
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aplpiedo.bsky.social @aplpiedo.bsky.social

My country gained independence from European fascism not a full century ago, around the time they were genociding jews. Short memories I guess

apr 3, 2025, 6:20 am • 3 0 • view
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"cold stone" steve austin @adamkingsbury.bsky.social

exactly. some of these fucks need a reminder of what happens when you turn that way again

apr 3, 2025, 10:55 am • 4 0 • view
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(\/) ( ͡°,,,°) (\/) @unaz666.bsky.social

Much like Measles, Tuberculosis, "Bird" Flu...

apr 3, 2025, 3:00 am • 0 0 • view
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Blue Siren 4 Peace 🟧 @bluesiren4peace.bsky.social

And after the Civil war and after Kennedy’s assassination.

apr 2, 2025, 11:31 pm • 0 0 • view
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Henry Bear @bearforpunishment.bsky.social

SNL did a skit about the bailout where the couple who sold subprime lender Golden West Financial right before the crash were introduced with the caption "People Who Should Be Shot," and there was such a fuss made about the incivility that they edited it out of the video available on the Web.

apr 3, 2025, 3:17 am • 2 0 • view
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Henry Bear @bearforpunishment.bsky.social

youtu.be/NWgb_yDAFak?...

apr 3, 2025, 3:18 am • 1 0 • view
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Henry Bear @bearforpunishment.bsky.social

They were big Dem donors...shocking, I know. www.unz.com/author/miche...

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apr 3, 2025, 3:23 am • 2 0 • view
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Joe Aconite🎃📽️🎙️🐺🌕 @joeaconite.com

Too big to fail Plenty big to swing.

apr 2, 2025, 10:49 pm • 5 0 • view
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Toa5tNZ @toa5tnz.bsky.social

This. 100% this. Let’s get boring as fuck actuaries to measure the effect of crimes and set the punishment accordingly

apr 3, 2025, 6:06 am • 4 0 • view
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FBS @fbsxix.bsky.social

better late than never!

apr 2, 2025, 10:30 pm • 1 0 • view
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Fix Your Heart or Die. @petrochemicsoul.bsky.social

Same with wage theft, tbh.

apr 2, 2025, 10:15 pm • 24 0 • view
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Geri Dudley: The Skeets of Laredo @geripauldudley.bsky.social

George Carlin said decades ago we should crucify bankers who launder drug money ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

apr 3, 2025, 1:39 am • 11 0 • view
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Nathan @norm1142.bsky.social

We could have bailed out the people with bad mortgages but instead we bailed out the predatory lenders. Still mad

apr 2, 2025, 10:16 pm • 31 1 • view
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Brendonowicz (Wears an N95) ☭🩺 #MedicareForAll @brendonowicz.bsky.social

I promise every mental health professional working in the late 00s and early 10s saw at least half a dozen deaths, a dozen more lives ruined, a dozen more divorces, and more domestic violence that were directly caused by the 08 financial crimes and the criminal neglect by Obama admin.

apr 3, 2025, 12:43 am • 30 5 • view
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social

if SBF and the rest of the executive suites at FTX had died on a gibbet we wouldn't be hearing about Crypto today I'll tell ya that

apr 2, 2025, 10:18 pm • 1,247 64 • view
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Smithers @smithers.bsky.social

But then who would give our elected octogenarians endless amounts of money to stay in power?

apr 2, 2025, 10:58 pm • 2 0 • view
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Mike Hutchinson @hutchymon.bsky.social

No mercy for shoplifters, grift a whole nation and you get a medal

apr 2, 2025, 10:49 pm • 4 0 • view
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Friend Titan @friend-titan.bsky.social

I'm against states murdering people... however if we came together as a society and crushed the people responsible for 2008 under one really big rock, cypto would still be the buy drugs on the internet thing.

apr 3, 2025, 2:32 am • 6 0 • view
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Skull Bongos @skullbongos.bsky.social

Maybe next time.

apr 2, 2025, 10:19 pm • 0 0 • view
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Plastictreeofdoom @plastictreeofdoom.bsky.social

I think you die IN a gibbet, but otherwise it checks out

apr 2, 2025, 11:17 pm • 3 0 • view
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alwaysberunning.bsky.social @alwaysberunning.bsky.social

Imagine how much less scamming would happen in the world today if the Amway founders had lost all their money and gone to jail for 20 years.

apr 3, 2025, 12:35 am • 7 0 • view
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mkregular.bsky.social @mkregular.bsky.social

White collar crime is legal in America as long as you victimize the right people. SBF, Elizabeth Holmes, and Madoff are only in jail because they ripped off rich and powerful people and made them look stupid.

apr 2, 2025, 10:34 pm • 25 1 • view
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Hate Wanks: Attorney at Law @guyver3x.bsky.social

I keep saying, We don't need to eat a whole rich, just a quarter of one.

apr 2, 2025, 10:23 pm • 90 0 • view
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Justin Seitz @justinseitz.bsky.social

*cackles*

apr 3, 2025, 3:11 am • 6 0 • view
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IntelStation @intelstation.bsky.social

Where's your imagination? Dracula had the right idea all along.

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Cayman @caymanwent.bsky.social

Everyone reacted in horror at the Chinese business guys who killed babies being executed but honestly maybe they were on to something.

apr 2, 2025, 10:20 pm • 6 0 • view
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Jeff (filthy pinko) @nket.bsky.social

Make America Gibbet Again

apr 2, 2025, 10:51 pm • 0 0 • view
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Miaminoon @miaminoon.bsky.social

I'm still waiting for Trump to pardon SBF and put him in charge of the department of based crypto or something.

apr 3, 2025, 1:46 am • 1 0 • view
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E.H. Tentrees 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍⚧️ @pb-and-joint.bsky.social

agreed!

apr 3, 2025, 8:32 pm • 0 0 • view
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Jonathan @jginsburg.bsky.social

Obama could have crushed banks into just a subset of the fucking post office and didn't. Fucking weak president fir that

apr 3, 2025, 5:58 pm • 6 0 • view
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Xabier Ostale @embers1.bsky.social

300 minimum.

apr 3, 2025, 3:05 pm • 1 0 • view
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Robin Lud @fleshoversand.bsky.social

We can't even imprison, much less execute, people/entities responsible for upper tier dictator body counts like Purdue/Sacklers, Union Carbide, Nestle or Nintendo.

apr 3, 2025, 12:09 am • 10 0 • view
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David Elstins @iamthewaffle.bsky.social

Take them out on their yachts to the middle of the ocean and scuttle them

apr 2, 2025, 10:19 pm • 2 0 • view
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Charles William @charleswilliam313.bsky.social

Let the orcas have them.

apr 2, 2025, 10:47 pm • 2 0 • view
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apixianthewise.bsky.social @apixianthewise.bsky.social

That's a lot of pollution.

apr 2, 2025, 10:52 pm • 0 0 • view
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Roger McCarthy @rogermccarthy.bsky.social

A dozen would have been barely a start...

apr 3, 2025, 12:10 am • 1 0 • view
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Colin Campbell @claidheamh.bsky.social

My MiL posted something about Elon’s bribery in WI with the question “is this legal?” Seems like it’s legal if we don’t punish it.

apr 3, 2025, 12:27 am • 12 0 • view
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Alex @adtripp.bsky.social

And Mike Pence should’ve done the Christian thing and allowed himself to be martyred on J6, bearing witness to his faith.

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A Radical Centre @cariboo.bsky.social

You could say the same thing about the civil war. But maybe more than just a dozen.

apr 2, 2025, 10:27 pm • 9 0 • view
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social

we should've hung ever confederate officer and elected official and basically every adult male of the planter class

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Bonger Kong🍉 @kronethjort.bsky.social

The liquidation of the planter class should've been much more literal

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🍅🍅🍅 Adam Jay 🐓🐓🐓 @bullgooseparty.bsky.social

Lee and Davis should’ve been shot on the Mall

apr 3, 2025, 12:05 am • 8 0 • view
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sunny day fan @snowdayfan1.bsky.social

Based Sherman

apr 2, 2025, 10:35 pm • 1 0 • view
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filtertron-tele.bsky.social @filtertron-tele.bsky.social

Been saying this for years.

apr 2, 2025, 11:08 pm • 0 0 • view
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Chairmanmeow @jdavidh1.bsky.social

The biggest mistake of reconstruction was not breaking the spirit of the south permanently and thoroughly.

apr 3, 2025, 3:40 pm • 5 0 • view
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Scooter Bones, the Jazz Dog ☭ @scooterbones.bsky.social

Oh, is that the new edgy fed line?

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Philip and Rollie TF, rememberer of Aggie @ripperelse.bsky.social

I don't like getting the executions started. Sometimes they really gain a life of their own and speed on down the hill for a while and take out the people advocating them. That's presuming you're at some point going to join a parade down the Champ de Mars in nankeen trousers, as you're famous for.

apr 2, 2025, 10:33 pm • 1 0 • view
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I am Erk🍁🪿 @i-am-erk.bsky.social

What about symbolic executions? Strip them of all assets and identification, burn off their fingerprints, and send them to Arkansas to provide valuable blood products to the needy.

apr 2, 2025, 10:34 pm • 10 0 • view
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Zev @zev47.bsky.social

😂

apr 2, 2025, 10:36 pm • 1 0 • view
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Philip and Rollie TF, rememberer of Aggie @ripperelse.bsky.social

Sounds complicated but sure.

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I am Erk🍁🪿 @i-am-erk.bsky.social

Robert's way is simpler and quicker but my way gets us that sweet sweet plasma

apr 2, 2025, 10:36 pm • 2 0 • view
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Jeff (filthy pinko) @nket.bsky.social

Oof Robert I can only get so hard what are you doing with this

apr 2, 2025, 10:50 pm • 4 0 • view
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Thrill Hill @thrillhouse512.bsky.social

Luckily when all this is over and done with we surely will do absolutely nothing differently

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Oreb 🏴 @oreb.bsky.social

declining to hold any of the PNAC/Vulcan neocons accountable for Iraq and then immediately not bringing the hammer down on Angelo Mozilo and his ilk utterly fucked us as a society The rules simply don’t apply to you if you’re rich and connected

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ɔısnɯ snıʇɐuƃı @ignatiusmusic.bsky.social

thanks obama. even the previous savings and loan scandal lead to lot's of prosecutions by the justice dept. they know how to do it and how to hire accountants and dig in to the details. they decided not to do it after the collapse in 2008 and it sucks because fuck all those people.

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alwaysworknsp8c.bsky.social @alwaysworknsp8c.bsky.social

One thing China did right after the baby formula scandal...

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The ultimate flag of convenience @tetradugenica.bsky.social

ya :-/

apr 2, 2025, 11:29 pm • 2 0 • view