motherfucker i will take every vaccine i can get if you dipshits open smallpox or polio up again I'll get it that. i love getting rabies shots. gimme all of it.
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Who takes medical advice from guy with a last name that resembles malarky?
may 23, 2025, 1:07 pm • 0 0 • view
"i love getting rabies shots. gimme all of it." What? I was recently scratched by my street cat friend Marble (we are not friends anymore) and got rabies shots - it was rather bad. That said, of course I rather take these shots than die from rabies, but I didn't "love" them.
may 23, 2025, 5:39 am • 3 0 • view
I only needed 3 shots, because Marble is still alive. I took this photo a few days after the last shot, proving she didn't have rabies and is still alive (I also saw her yesterday, she lives at the bus stop)
may 23, 2025, 5:43 am • 0 0 • view
I love that "and by the way..." looks to push a lie as established fact. The political right does this a lot.
may 23, 2025, 11:11 am • 6 0 • view
I want to know who the marketing team is for the shingles vaccine. It is by far the worst vaccine (as far as pain post injection). Here we are, pretending like shingles is the good vaccine. I dont get it. And, fun fact, got the injection, my roof still leaks - so you tell me what shingles is doing.
may 23, 2025, 1:38 pm • 0 0 • view
From all I've read, the shingles shot is pretty unpleasant but shingles itself is far, far worse. And pretty much all of us who grew up before the chickenpox vaccine have shingles virus hiding out in our nervous systems.
may 23, 2025, 2:29 pm • 1 0 • view
Yes yes I do
may 23, 2025, 5:43 am • 0 0 • view
Yes, we do. Stupid person.
may 23, 2025, 5:38 am • 0 0 • view
I don't recall being asked? Because I definitely want all of the vaccines.
may 23, 2025, 10:22 pm • 1 0 • view
Freebase that shit
may 23, 2025, 7:37 pm • 0 0 • view
Finally an upside for being 65.
may 23, 2025, 6:00 am • 0 0 • view
GIMME MY JABS YOU FUCKING DIPSHITS
may 23, 2025, 5:46 am • 1 0 • view
Which America, Bozo? Yours? FECK it, you can all get sick and die. Something everyone can get behind. We’ll make a reality show out of it this time. Mmmmaga! 👏🏻
may 23, 2025, 9:13 pm • 0 0 • view
By the way, Americans don’t want to die.
may 23, 2025, 5:03 am • 0 0 • view
literally boosted my MMR situation two days ago (I’m 41 so “only” had one shot as a kid which would be enough if it wasn’t going to spread) because this fucker is both a) increasing the spread of measles; and b) promising to make vaccines harder to get in the future.
may 23, 2025, 5:18 am • 3 0 • view
💯
may 23, 2025, 5:01 am • 0 0 • view
Gimme all the vaccines!
may 24, 2025, 6:15 pm • 1 0 • view
I just got a Covid booster last Friday. I will never understand thinking you’re smarter than fucking doctors.
may 23, 2025, 9:36 am • 23 0 • view
It all stems from seething resentment and near-crippling insecurity.
may 23, 2025, 11:06 am • 9 0 • view
Ding. Ding. Motherfucking Ding.
may 23, 2025, 1:13 pm • 2 0 • view
I know a guy who’s decided that AI is far superior to doctors, and when he told me, it was all I could do not to scream.
may 24, 2025, 3:02 am • 0 0 • view
I… nope, that would’ve been an entirely justified crash out.
may 24, 2025, 9:17 am • 5 0 • view
may 23, 2025, 4:11 am • 4 0 • view
Goddamnit, is THIS how the Germans finally make an unbreakable supersoldier?
may 23, 2025, 7:33 am • 0 0 • view
Way ahead of you. youtube.com/shorts/uiwjA...
may 23, 2025, 4:22 am • 4 0 • view
Stupid
may 23, 2025, 1:58 pm • 0 0 • view
Another idiot in charge of our well-being.
may 23, 2025, 4:02 pm • 0 0 • view
As an intelligent American citizen, I'm sick and tired of the stupids speaking for me!
may 23, 2025, 7:21 am • 12 0 • view
I feel this. I’m no Rhodes scholar but I DO feel like an absolute genius when I hear this kind of shit…
may 23, 2025, 8:20 am • 4 0 • view
I know, I know! 💙🇺🇸💙
may 23, 2025, 8:24 am • 3 0 • view
Really, Scott, these idiots making these remarks pisses me off to no end! They have brought nothing but death and destruction to this country!
may 23, 2025, 8:30 am • 2 0 • view
The saddest part is half of them are actual morons and the other half are manipulative, but admittedly smart, assholes with not morals or empathy.
may 23, 2025, 8:32 am • 3 0 • view
Exactly! Pure evil!
may 23, 2025, 8:35 am • 1 0 • view
No*
may 23, 2025, 8:34 am • 1 0 • view
Wait let me look up if this is the same guy that said poor people don't want health care... ah nope, that was different piece of shit politician.
may 23, 2025, 6:07 am • 2 0 • view
The Horror. The Stupidity. Shit, if I make a film I’m Tariffed..
may 23, 2025, 4:24 am • 0 0 • view
Please restrain yourself a little. some vaccines have counterindications when administered too close to each other. Speak to your doctor to firm up a safe schedule for dosing.
may 23, 2025, 4:24 pm • 1 0 • view
I love my Covid booster! It's my excuse to not have to do anything for a couple of days.
may 23, 2025, 11:45 am • 0 0 • view
That first rabies shot in the ass is such a rush....bring it to me.
may 23, 2025, 1:01 pm • 2 0 • view
Preach!! I (American) went to a travel vaccine clinic in the UK recently, and they were just like "looks like you were never vaccinated for X and Y... Do you want to get those today, too?" Hell yes, I do. Also, how about a measles booster for when I go home??
may 23, 2025, 9:07 am • 3 0 • view
Also, and maybe more importantly, I got all the usual childhood vaccines in the US... How are there ones I still don't have?? And why has no doctor ever recommended them?
may 23, 2025, 9:08 am • 3 0 • view
Makary is a fraud 🚩🆘😱
may 23, 2025, 4:36 am • 3 0 • view
I’m actually depending on the swiss finishing up an mrna vaccine to make it to my 50s. Nouscom209. Brain worm guy will probably ban it.
may 23, 2025, 12:11 pm • 0 0 • view
I take every vaccine I can so I can get the superpower autism instead of the too many expensive hobby autism.
may 23, 2025, 7:48 am • 25 0 • view
That's what I've been doing wrong, i gotta get more vaccine in me! So far all my vaccine autism got me is broke
may 23, 2025, 9:27 am • 9 0 • view
I want all my boosters. Twice now I was vaccinated earlier in the year. Mom didn’t have an opportunity early and got flu A. I didn’t even get a sneeze. Two years in a row that happened. Vaccines work.
may 23, 2025, 7:13 pm • 0 0 • view
The most clueless, incompetent and corrupt government in this country’s history.
may 23, 2025, 5:07 am • 5 0 • view
[Expletive] Makary. Which Americans want to be unprotected? Oh, wait, the stupid ones.
may 23, 2025, 5:40 am • 3 0 • view
That dude doesn't speak for me.
may 23, 2025, 5:18 am • 0 0 • view
I will become a litteral pin cushion to avoid covid again.
may 23, 2025, 6:40 pm • 0 0 • view
Like we don’t want clean air or clean water, huh?
may 23, 2025, 5:31 am • 3 0 • view
We don't want to swim in sewers either, unlike RFK
may 23, 2025, 7:34 am • 0 0 • view
Probably get the smallpox one anyway, since it also protects against mpox.
may 23, 2025, 11:25 am • 1 0 • view
If you want to create manufacturing jobs Polio isn't a bad place to start. The Leg caliper and Iron Lung sectors will boom .
may 23, 2025, 12:08 pm • 0 0 • view
I absolutely want my Covid boosters.
may 23, 2025, 1:29 pm • 0 0 • view
Ditto
may 23, 2025, 8:31 am • 0 0 • view
This is a really frustrating time in human history to have a needle phobia
may 23, 2025, 5:20 am • 2 0 • view
Not true. I take Covid, shingles, anything that could harm my life. Oh and Flu. All strains.
may 23, 2025, 5:38 am • 0 0 • view
It's about time Norway refuses American citizens entry to the country unless they can show a vaccination certificate. We do NOT want that shit back here again. We got rid of it 70 years ago and want to stay rid of it.
may 23, 2025, 5:40 am • 0 0 • view
I got every vax I could in January, writing was on the wall.
may 23, 2025, 11:21 am • 0 0 • view
People STILL take the COVID vaccine? If so,that was some of the best brainwashing ever developed. Snake oil, 2025 version.
may 23, 2025, 4:56 pm • 0 0 • view
My body my choice?
may 23, 2025, 5:05 pm • 1 0 • view
“The poison was never forced — it was offered gently, until you forgot it was poison at all.” – Mark Twain
may 23, 2025, 5:07 pm • 0 0 • view
Yes. Alcohol is indeed poison.
may 23, 2025, 5:11 pm • 0 0 • view
Agree. All things in moderation. At least it has been around long enough for people to know what to expect.
may 23, 2025, 5:14 pm • 0 0 • view
Agree. Same here. I like to gamble, just not with my health.
may 23, 2025, 5:06 pm • 0 0 • view
You do you, boo. Leave the rest to make their own choices.
may 23, 2025, 5:07 pm • 0 0 • view
I have found it is best to listen to actual experience. I don't fall for propaganda anymore. I'm one that was vaccinated for COVID, got extreme COVID despite that fact. And, to top it off CAUGHT COVID from someone that was vaccinated as well! They also had a severe case!
may 23, 2025, 5:11 pm • 0 0 • view
Funny we’ve gotten ours every year along with our flu shots.
may 23, 2025, 6:33 am • 0 0 • view
At this point the bill gates nanobots seem fine compared to what all these other broligarchs want to do to me
may 23, 2025, 4:45 am • 1 0 • view
They r gonna get us all killed to make a back well a lot of bucks 💰
may 23, 2025, 4:19 pm • 1 0 • view
I literally just tell them to give me everything they can when I go in to the VA. Last time it was Flu and Covid.
may 23, 2025, 6:47 am • 14 0 • view
I've been trying to get as up-to-date as I can because of these people
may 23, 2025, 4:15 am • 10 0 • view
I have been on a vaccine speed run since November. For one tiny moment I felt silly, like maybe I’d panicked. Now I’m furious about the fall vaccines being destroyed/denied.
may 23, 2025, 4:39 am • 12 0 • view
and those vaccines being not done will mean next year's flu season will be hell. The new strains will incubate in the American population, and with America's vaccine research being on hold, it's going to be harder to find out what's out there.
may 23, 2025, 5:20 am • 4 0 • view
Yep. It’s so fucking stupid and avoidable. I loathe these assholes so much and will remind them for the rest of their useless lives that they killed people with idiocy.
may 23, 2025, 5:22 am • 1 0 • view
Maddening. I had started to think that I’d maybe never have the flu again, but I guess I’d better buckle up. Why would anyone want to risk getting it? Even if you don’t have chronic health conditions, it wipes you out, and you’re fatigued for weeks. Damn RFK Jr. and the whole pack of morons.
may 24, 2025, 3:09 am • 2 0 • view
I stopped doom scrolling for a day...did I miss something, are vaccines becoming illegal now? Uhh which ones and when can I get them before Nurgle is summoned
may 23, 2025, 1:56 pm • 3 0 • view
They're proposing new standards for approving covid vaccines, which could result in no approvals for boosters for anyone relatively healthy & <65, & no approvals at all for healthy kids (current kid covid vaccines are under emergency authorization, not approval).
may 23, 2025, 2:25 pm • 0 0 • view
In BOTH arms
may 23, 2025, 9:15 am • 0 0 • view
What a clown
may 23, 2025, 8:39 am • 1 0 • view
You better get that Polio shot asap, it’s definitely coming back following measles and the rest of vaccine preventable diseases that are reemerging thanks to the cretins that are systematically destroying Public Health in the USA and across the world 🌍 Viruses 🦠 don’t respect borders.
may 23, 2025, 8:58 am • 0 0 • view
there are not enough open hands in all the world to deliver the number of face slaps this ridiculous cohort of soulbroken cockheads deserve
may 23, 2025, 12:35 pm • 1 0 • view
Who the fuck asked America? I love that im now banking on the pharma lobby to save me. Fuck this.
may 23, 2025, 5:30 am • 2 0 • view
yes thank you I will have the LUXURY ASSORTMENT BOX please
may 23, 2025, 4:05 am • 4 0 • view
I know there's a Christmas edition coming up but I'd rather not wait. No it's not a gift, no wrapping.
may 23, 2025, 4:25 am • 1 0 • view
I see you are afflicted with the "why wait for someone to buy it as a gift for the holidays when I can do it myself today?" habit. So frustrating, when vaccination gift baskets are my love language.
may 23, 2025, 12:57 pm • 1 0 • view
Vaccines are the cheapest and easiest way to ensure remaining healthy. In the past 20 years, I've been hospitalized twice with pneumonia for more than a week each time, very nearly dying. Prevnar 20 vaccine is cheap insurance to help guarantee that I don't have to go through that crap again.
may 23, 2025, 1:46 pm • 1 0 • view
Sadly it's complicated, because there are lots of ways to get pneumonia. But yes! That vaccine will reduce your risk A LOT.
may 23, 2025, 2:27 pm • 1 0 • view
The number one thing I'm doing to avoid getting pneumonia is good hand hygiene and wearing my @flomask.bsky.social. www.flomask.com
may 23, 2025, 7:12 pm • 1 0 • view
These pricks are so arrogant that they think they can speak for all of us.
may 23, 2025, 8:14 am • 0 0 • view
Hey if you only count the 19% of Americans who never got a COVID vaccine he's right.
may 23, 2025, 5:43 am • 0 0 • view
I just learned that measles vaccine boosters are available for those who got their vaccination over 50 years ago.
may 23, 2025, 1:51 pm • 3 0 • view
I think this bias is caused by surrounding yourself with like minded zealots and idiots. Objective measurements have shown time and time again the majority of people want vaccines.
may 23, 2025, 2:12 pm • 1 0 • view
Americans don't want covid boosters because we don't want covid to exist, but it fucking DOES, so the boosters are a necessary part of life. Roughly 25% of Americans take each booster. Almost 100 million people isn't nothing! What are we even fucking talking about anymore.
may 23, 2025, 4:17 am • 39 0 • view
I've taken all the boosters as they come along, & as the schedule suggests. Never gotten Covid (at least, never gotten a positive test result or had symptoms) despite my husband having gotten it twice & my daughter bringing it to our house from California. Maybe I'm just lucky...?
may 23, 2025, 5:34 am • 13 0 • view
Its important to remember that our known/felt experience means essentially nothing when it comes to viruses. It is very likely that you've been infected at least once, or several times, and didn't even realize it because your symptoms were slight or nonexistent, which is the entire point of vaccines
may 23, 2025, 6:01 am • 1 0 • view
Excellent point. I too believe in boosters having the childhood experiences of both types of measles, chickenpox before 1960 & endless rounds annually of tonsillitis & Strep throat while maintaining my tonsils. My 1st experience of COVID-19 was January 2025 & I “thought” it was a head cold🤨 💉💉💉💉💉
jun 4, 2025, 11:05 am • 1 0 • view
Yes--"gotten" is doing a lot of work for me up there. Let's say that I've never been aware of having Covid symptoms, & I've tested many times when living with family w/active & obvious Covid. I've stayed vaccinated & boosted, & always very faithful with mask use. I don't get a lot of colds, either.
may 23, 2025, 6:14 am • 2 0 • view
Something tells me the dudes got a STD or something he looks sick. Given he's a politician I wouldn't be surprised if he did.
may 23, 2025, 5:24 am • 0 0 • view
Yeah, man. I got sick from each booster, but it was over in a day, and the overall benefits outweigh one day of discomfort.
may 23, 2025, 6:53 am • 25 0 • view
Dude i got sick for nearly a week after each one and you better BELIEVE i'm lining up asap to get the next one. The cost/benefit on vaccines are *so fucking good*
may 23, 2025, 9:29 am • 10 0 • view
I was a municipal sewage treatment plant operator for 15 years, I got vaccinations for shit I can't pronounce.
may 23, 2025, 4:13 am • 61 2 • view
Good that this part of your health was properly taken care of! I work an office job. When do they make a vaccine against procrastination? I want that one.
may 23, 2025, 4:29 am • 22 0 • view
Soon, tomorrow probably
may 23, 2025, 4:37 am • 41 0 • view
That laugh you gave me just vaccinated me against Friday morning sloppitude.
may 23, 2025, 4:43 am • 16 0 • view
🤣
may 24, 2025, 6:58 pm • 0 0 • view
Tomorrow called and told me it might be next week.
may 23, 2025, 5:31 am • 2 0 • view
shit being the operative term.
may 24, 2025, 9:57 pm • 1 0 • view
You can just go get a tetanus shot like, whenever. They won't stop you.
may 23, 2025, 5:44 am • 0 0 • view
I will gladly get stuck with needles, just jam all the immunities and improved resistances into me that you can. This is one kind of pain that really IS just weakness leaving the body.
may 23, 2025, 4:21 am • 6 0 • view
Commish Makary needs to just speak for himself. Most of us are very thankful for those shots!
may 23, 2025, 5:20 am • 3 0 • view
I’m about to start an immunosuppressant (once the insurance company fucking approves it which is a whole different thing) just in time for this bullshit. I have a school age daughter so it isn’t like I can isolate myself forever. I need the vaccines and I need her to be vaccinated.
may 23, 2025, 12:31 pm • 6 0 • view
Where does this “we” and “Americans” come from? Barely 1/3 of the country voted for a criminal and the rest of us have to suffer the gross inadequacies of his regime?
may 23, 2025, 5:39 pm • 2 0 • view
Oh yes we do
may 23, 2025, 6:53 am • 1 0 • view
I'm gonna make some contacts in Canada so I can start slinging vaccines on the street in 2027. How much do you think I can get for a kilo of the latest winter blend influenza?
may 23, 2025, 4:19 am • 5 0 • view
I have the covid trifecta: Moderna, Pfizer, and Novavax. I'll take anything that's available this year. Put it in my arm.
may 23, 2025, 4:05 am • 26 0 • view
That’s how I feel! If I can find the Novavax, I will get that but I would take whatever is available. I do not want Covid. Any vaccine we can get right now, we should while we can. They could go away for a while, at least.
may 23, 2025, 4:21 am • 8 0 • view
If I were Rick Moranis I’d be pissed this guy is out there. Also,that guy needs to fuck off.
may 23, 2025, 9:00 pm • 3 0 • view
This guy doesn’t speak for me! What an ignorant asshat! WHY s our government trying to kill us off?
may 23, 2025, 6:31 am • 3 0 • view
What a moron
may 23, 2025, 6:07 am • 0 0 • view
I got the smallpox vaccine because of Mpox!
may 23, 2025, 4:07 am • 0 0 • view
America is doing its own research and they don’t want it. This is what happens when the country watches Breaking Bad
may 23, 2025, 4:41 pm • 0 0 • view
Who is this GOOFY MOTHERFUCKING GHOUL?
may 23, 2025, 4:34 am • 1 0 • view
it's the closest thing that exists to equipping a magical item in D&D. oh this takes 2 seconds and renders me immune to a whole new type of damage? yes please.
may 23, 2025, 4:13 am • 2,137 192 • view
"Hell yeah, chrome me up doc" I say as the tired PN preps my covid update
may 23, 2025, 1:17 pm • 4 0 • view
I believe that more prayers have been answered positively by vaccines than just about anything else. Probably only outshined by agriculture and soap…
may 23, 2025, 11:35 am • 2 0 • view
As our D&D group's resident cleric, 100% agree. I've had COVID twice & made my CON save both times.
may 23, 2025, 10:25 am • 1 0 • view
Those guys are saying no to the potion of fortify health IRL. Clearly they never played Oblivion.
may 23, 2025, 10:05 am • 0 0 • view
It's more like it gives you advantage on rolls.
may 23, 2025, 8:31 am • 0 0 • view
Fucking seriously, it's *insane* how much people don't understand that vaccines are damn near miracles. Stopping disease in its tracks is something previous generations could've only wished for in their wildest dreams, and now it's reality and we're just...spitting on it, because fuck everything.
may 23, 2025, 4:15 am • 44 1 • view
Especially with mRNA vaccines expanding what they can do tenfold, we should be in a golden era of disease eradication and instead we're looking down the barrel of the death of American science, because fucking death cultist psychopaths took over the world.
may 23, 2025, 4:16 am • 48 3 • view
I saw someone on the everything app say that life expectancy concerns were overblown because that was caused by infant mortality. Yeah, exactly. We got that under control with vaccines!
may 23, 2025, 4:52 am • 13 0 • view
My great-aunt spent her last 80 years with post-polio syndrome that left her legs partially paralyzed. My father's school had a view across the valley to the sanitarium, where some classmates disappeared to and never returned. And I didn't have to deal with any of that shit because we solved it.
may 23, 2025, 4:25 am • 10 0 • view
It's truly wild like, I genuinely can't think of a historical parallel of people just throwing a benificial technology in the trash, not because they were forced to by disaster, externalities, what have you, but just because they didn't wanna.
may 23, 2025, 4:44 pm • 1 0 • view
It's like showing your immune system a picture of an asshole and say "hey, you see that guy? If he shows up, kick him off, maybe rough him up a little, here's a crowbar."
may 23, 2025, 7:50 am • 5 0 • view
Insanely fun way of looking at this.
may 23, 2025, 4:32 am • 0 0 • view
forever using this comparison now
may 23, 2025, 4:15 am • 6 0 • view
I’m 45, just scheduled a measles, with a Rona flu chaser for tomorrow before it’s too late. Fuck these fucking clowns, and, weirdly, thanks Fred Meyer, I guess?
may 23, 2025, 4:27 am • 5 0 • view
get your shingles because theyre gonna ban that too.
may 23, 2025, 4:44 am • 4 0 • view
I’ve been leveraging my immunocompromised status to get vaccines I don’t even need. I have cholera and a Japanese encephalitis ones now
may 23, 2025, 4:35 am • 12 0 • view
I live near the border, maybe a new form of medical tourism to Canada?
may 23, 2025, 9:18 am • 3 0 • view
Akshually, most magical items in D&D require attunement over the course of a short rest, so about an hour. Casting the 7th level spells "Contamination Immunity" takes 1 minute, and that spell only lasts 24h, AND consumes 250 GP (~$17500) worth of components, making it impractical for daily use.
may 23, 2025, 9:47 am • 2 0 • view
I will not talking about racial resistances to poison and disease, because otherwise the current administration will put me in charge of the CDC.
may 23, 2025, 9:51 am • 0 0 • view
Nobody tell @iwriteok.bsky.social about Dungeon Crawler Carl
may 23, 2025, 7:56 am • 3 0 • view
Whenever I get a vaccine I feel like I'm hittin the chug jug in fortnite
may 23, 2025, 4:42 am • 1 0 • view
2 seconds? Thats not even a turn! That's a bonus action at worst. I think you can wait until the next round to cast Divine Smite, dude. Get the shot.
may 24, 2025, 9:53 am • 0 0 • view
Time to make a BBEG whose gimmick is they come from a plane where vaccines are available.
may 23, 2025, 5:30 am • 0 0 • view
Like having infinite Ioun Stones.
may 23, 2025, 4:18 am • 3 0 • view
Whenever people complained about masks not being 100% effective, I’d be like “no, but they’re a +4 shield against airborne diseases”.
may 25, 2025, 2:17 am • 4 0 • view
...and no attunement slot.
may 23, 2025, 10:53 am • 3 0 • view
RIGHT!? I've had several doctors comment on how odd (if endearing) my enthusiasm for getting poked with every relevant vaccine they have is, but I think it's weird that people think it's weird lol
may 23, 2025, 4:18 am • 33 2 • view
I went and got the latest Covid, shingles, and Mpox vax's. My coworkers treated me like I was crazy. The clinic treated Mpox like 1980s HIV admissions. Like bitch, I'll be the one laughing when everyone else gets it.
may 23, 2025, 1:27 pm • 9 0 • view
Well put.
may 23, 2025, 12:18 pm • 0 0 • view
Science has always been magic. Potions. Harnessing the elements. Hell, FaceTime is a form of permission based scrying. Then there's law. Study some arcane books, utter some words on holy ground in front of a priest-like figure. Then you can compel people to do things. DARK ART.
may 23, 2025, 4:54 am • 0 0 • view
Some of 'them' finally figured out that this is how we will out-survive chuddom and are taking steps.
may 23, 2025, 9:55 am • 0 0 • view
Only a -1 to constitution for 1 day? Not much of a downside either. Auto equip
may 23, 2025, 4:18 am • 13 0 • view
a couple years ago I asked my doc for another round of the MMR vaccine just bc I wasn’t sure if I’d ever gotten my booster for it with the current measles outbreaks, I’m glad I did
may 23, 2025, 4:40 am • 4 0 • view
🤓☝️Um, TECHNICALLY, it's a bonus to Resist Disease Fortitude rolls.
may 23, 2025, 3:14 pm • 0 0 • view
may 23, 2025, 12:18 pm • 4 0 • view
I got the pneumococcal buff, now I'm immune to Air Elemental attacks.
may 23, 2025, 4:25 am • 61 2 • view
Let’s go vaccines!
may 23, 2025, 5:35 am • 0 0 • view
Next year I’m hoping for the vaccination of gaseous form!
may 23, 2025, 4:29 am • 0 0 • view
I don't even have to wear seat belts anymore! I'm basically a god!
may 23, 2025, 4:36 am • 5 0 • view
Might have been taking more than vaccines.
may 23, 2025, 4:37 am • 3 0 • view
Canadian clinics have told me they will let us pay for them after our government no longer will. There's that at least I guess.
may 24, 2025, 1:05 am • 0 0 • view
It's like if a shot made you fireproof and people turned it down
may 23, 2025, 6:06 am • 0 0 • view
may 23, 2025, 12:02 pm • 4 0 • view
Vaccines are rad
may 23, 2025, 4:15 am • 73 0 • view
[nodding] it is known. (Sorry, GOT rewatch in progress)
may 23, 2025, 4:23 am • 11 0 • view
Not by everyone, clearly 💩
may 23, 2025, 4:25 am • 3 0 • view
More’s the pity.
may 23, 2025, 4:31 am • 4 0 • view
I'll take theirs then, please and thank.
may 23, 2025, 3:14 pm • 3 0 • view
the mRNA vaccine is one of the most amazing breakthroughs in medicine that I've seen. Instead of a practice dummy for the immune system to work out on, we directly tell the system what to do. Up a layer of function and cuts to the chase. just amazing, fascinating stuff m.xkcd.com/2425/
may 23, 2025, 12:29 pm • 12 0 • view
Nigeria is rolling out the cool new malaria vaccine
may 23, 2025, 5:19 am • 2 0 • view
I don’t know, the podcast host I listen to said they’re not. But I have started questioning that since my car blew up after the plumber I took it to said I could use coconut oil instead of gas
may 23, 2025, 4:50 am • 2 0 • view
My grandfather was disabled for his entire life by a mild case of childhood polio. Very mild. These people are murderers.
may 24, 2025, 4:05 am • 0 0 • view
come to Canada, we'll shoot you up with stuff you didn't even know existed.
may 23, 2025, 4:43 am • 10 0 • view
Ma'am, coming from you that could mean any number of things.
may 23, 2025, 4:47 am • 0 0 • view
Working our way toward "The panimmunity battery of shots".
may 23, 2025, 4:50 am • 3 0 • view
Yes I do. Don’t tell me what I don’t want. I’ll make up my own mind.
may 23, 2025, 2:59 pm • 0 0 • view
Rabies was the easiest vaccine I ever got. Ebola was the worst. More humans need the rabies vaccine tbh.
may 23, 2025, 8:37 pm • 0 0 • view
I ASSURE YOU UP THERE IN YOUR GOLDEN TOWER THAT AMERICA WANTS COVID BOOSTERS
may 23, 2025, 12:19 pm • 2 0 • view
'America LIKES getting COVID. It likes the deadly life or death struggle that makes you feel like a MAN, and when you get over COVID you want to GO FIGHT BEARS. And if you die, oh well, we're a stronger country for your weak ass dying.'
may 23, 2025, 6:36 am • 11 1 • view
may 23, 2025, 9:50 am • 1 0 • view
Don't recall we were ever asked. Flu vaccines have been annual for years
may 23, 2025, 4:48 am • 9 1 • view
i love that we figured out the science to make vaccines and i love getting vaccinated for myself and others. my apparent hot take is using science to prevent unneeded viral illnesses is a good thing. i don't want to need another covid booster, but as long as covid exists, i will want any boosters.
may 23, 2025, 4:19 am • 19 0 • view
same
may 23, 2025, 4:44 am • 2 0 • view
There’s still time to let the FDA know. It’s still in the commrnts stage www.regulations.gov/document/FDA...
may 23, 2025, 1:55 pm • 0 0 • view
Worst season of usa since episode 911
may 23, 2025, 4:18 am • 10 3 • view
We never totally got rid of Bubonic…
may 23, 2025, 4:02 am • 7 0 • view
This is true. Someone in the town where I lived came down with bubonic plague while on covid lockdown in 2020
may 23, 2025, 4:04 am • 5 1 • view
Yeah but we have antibiotics now, so it’s not an automatic death sentence. And there is a vaccine for Y Pestis, but they only give it to clinical workers and scientists that work with or study it. I don’t want to bring back the Dark Ages. The Enlightenment was fucking awesome.
may 23, 2025, 11:43 am • 2 0 • view
Bro, get vaccinated for mpox--is a smallpox crossover vaccine.
may 24, 2025, 4:20 pm • 4 0 • view
I love not having to worry so much about dying of disease or causing others to die of disease, it’s great
may 23, 2025, 6:58 am • 19 0 • view
Preach.
may 23, 2025, 9:54 am • 0 0 • view
I just got my 3rd of 3 HPV shots. They gave it to me even though I'm a dude who's over the cutoff age. Fuck yeah. And I had my MMR titers checked and am still good to go. Shingles? Done. 2 pokes for Hep A? Fuckin' A.
may 23, 2025, 5:29 am • 3 0 • view
I want COVID boosters.
may 23, 2025, 12:31 pm • 0 0 • view
Same and: 1. If you haven't had a Tdap booster in the last 10 years, go get one. 2. As the mpox vaccine is actually a smallpox one, I realised that if a really lethal strain of smallpox got out and spread, the survivors might be disproportionately us gay/bi dudes who got vaccinated against mpox.
may 23, 2025, 5:32 am • 4 0 • view
I want boosters. I want a booster for my booster. Boosterpolooza!
may 24, 2025, 4:56 am • 0 0 • view
I went ahead and got MMR, Pneumonia and shingles Vaccines this year. Just do it anyway man, they won't be there in the near future if we all don't do something about this shit.
may 23, 2025, 10:56 am • 1 0 • view
You might want to have your measles titer test and if it's neg you can get that one again. I just did. It's fine.
may 23, 2025, 6:05 am • 0 0 • view
I’m a little freak and love watching them stick me with the needle
may 23, 2025, 5:37 am • 2 0 • view
I'm about to get my 6th covid booster. So, he's lying. All of my friends, the same!
may 23, 2025, 5:23 am • 0 0 • view
Commissioner of Malarky.
may 23, 2025, 6:18 am • 1 0 • view
SAME!!! I got boosted for everything that was available in the 2.5 months between the election and his swearing in. GIVE ME ALL THE VACCINES!!! 🤪
may 23, 2025, 1:03 pm • 0 0 • view
Republicans, the pro-disease party of nasty.
may 23, 2025, 4:43 am • 2 0 • view
Right? “I declare that America doesn’t want Covid boosters.” What a prick. Time to replay all those interviews with anti-vaxxers on their deathbeds, begging friends and family to get ‘the shot’ - and then they died, upside-down on their beds drowning in their own mucus. Stop the insanity.
may 23, 2025, 5:04 am • 1 0 • view
first cycle rabies is the best 6 hits! arm arm butt butt thigh thigh UNGH the continuation single-shooters are almost a disappointment
may 23, 2025, 5:10 pm • 3 0 • view
So sort of Vax-pig kink? I'm in.
may 23, 2025, 4:28 am • 2 0 • view
Honest to God. I’d rather drag myself around for a day because the booster made me tired than lie in bed for another two weeks because I caught COVID again and I feel like I got hit by a truck no matter how much I rest.
may 23, 2025, 5:21 am • 5 0 • view
This is me. Poke me up, fam. Wait. Shit. Lemme rephrase....
may 23, 2025, 4:16 am • 8 0 • view
🤣🤣
may 23, 2025, 4:45 am • 2 0 • view
For real. I believe in science. Not a fan of needles but I am a fan of not dying of preventable diseases.
may 23, 2025, 5:36 am • 3 0 • view
Total moron
may 23, 2025, 7:10 am • 0 0 • view
But they should be available to all who want them.
may 23, 2025, 5:57 pm • 0 0 • view
They are forcing all of us to live like MAGA. Broke, uneducated & sick.
may 23, 2025, 5:48 pm • 0 0 • view
Knowing I won't get smallpox is super rad.
may 23, 2025, 4:28 am • 13 0 • view
smallpox wiped out 50 to 90% of indigenous Canadians thanks to colonialism 30 to 50% of indigenous Americans as well
may 23, 2025, 4:42 am • 10 1 • view
I guess my wording shouldn't have said "thanks to colonialism" the word should be "because", of colonialism no thanks🥺😳
may 23, 2025, 9:34 am • 3 0 • view
Can we get Rick Moranis to play this guy on SNL?
may 23, 2025, 12:26 pm • 0 0 • view
Thank you. Today is the last day to leave a public comment in support of keeping the Covid vaccine. bsky.app/profile/libe...
may 23, 2025, 6:14 am • 0 0 • view
Turn me into a pincushion for gods' sake
may 23, 2025, 3:10 pm • 0 0 • view
Not American of course but speaking as someone with a severe phobia of needles (like bad enough if I look at them while being injected I will actually faint) I got my covid booster not long ago and will do so again. I don't want to kill my nearly 70 year old mother with a preventable disease tyvm.
may 23, 2025, 10:05 am • 34 1 • view
Also my dad too but I don't see him nearly as often so lol
may 23, 2025, 10:07 am • 9 0 • view
Bravo to you! It’s not easy to face down a phobia.
may 24, 2025, 2:59 am • 0 0 • view
Literally same except for smallpox because of eczema.
may 23, 2025, 4:34 am • 1 0 • view
Yeah, but you don't count as an American. Only the dumbest guy at the local sizzler counts as a real American.
may 23, 2025, 4:15 am • 3 0 • view
I'd rather have the booster than the covid thank you, the booster doesn't lead to long covid, while covid might just do that, plus the booster wont mutate into something even worse, like covid can and most likely will.
may 23, 2025, 5:16 am • 0 0 • view
yeah ! i'm in canada and took every shot i could get, haven't been sick one day since 2019
may 23, 2025, 5:43 am • 0 0 • view
America, to Mackey: get a fucking clue, and speak for your own dumbfuck self
may 23, 2025, 9:23 pm • 1 0 • view
I'd have the shingles vax if it didn't cost $520.
may 23, 2025, 8:59 am • 0 0 • view
Next headline: Americans claim asylum after going overseas for vaccinations and being refused re-entry due to their birthright citizenship being revoked.
may 23, 2025, 11:12 am • 0 0 • view
Liar!
may 23, 2025, 9:43 pm • 0 0 • view
No, a lot of us want Covid boosters, I do. I would rather not get sick.
may 23, 2025, 8:34 pm • 3 0 • view
Americans do not want vaccines. Our entire business model is based on long term illness and premature deaths.
may 23, 2025, 1:13 pm • 0 0 • view
Damn anti-vaxxers. Their agendas are already killing people. It’s one thing to mandate them …. It’s another to refuse to give them to people. Impeach Trump Dems. As soon as you have the votes kick him out.
may 23, 2025, 11:40 am • 2 0 • view
I prefer to just not get rabies. Although, that's easier said than done when bats are so kissable.
may 23, 2025, 4:33 am • 1 0 • view
may 23, 2025, 5:13 am • 0 0 • view
"america doesn't want covid boosters" no, antivaxxers don't want boosters, and you don't want to make them available for the people who still do. Like bitch I'd love to get a booster but I barely leave my house and can hardly remember to update the grocery list.
may 23, 2025, 5:09 am • 0 0 • view
Weren't these assholes the first ones in line for Covid shots?
may 23, 2025, 5:50 pm • 0 0 • view
I'd give myself the Lyme shot for dogs if I could get my hands on one
may 23, 2025, 12:10 pm • 2 0 • view
VACCINATE ME AGAINST THE CLAMMY HAND OF DEATH ITSELF, DAMMIT!!!
may 23, 2025, 4:03 am • 23 0 • view
I do
may 23, 2025, 9:41 am • 0 0 • view
Speak for yourself!
may 23, 2025, 11:15 am • 2 0 • view
I took every vaccine I was able to take in October. I was preparing for this. We knew that if trump won, shit would get real.
may 23, 2025, 5:10 am • 1 0 • view
You can get a polio vaccine at Walgreens or CVS.
may 23, 2025, 11:00 am • 2 0 • view
*ALL OF THEM*.
may 23, 2025, 5:11 am • 3 0 • view
I also will take every vaccine I can get. Vaccines prevent diseases and save lives.
may 23, 2025, 11:34 pm • 1 0 • view
Also, haven't seen actual data for the last year but 2024 Pew Polling showed 39% of Americans planned or had already gotten a COVID booster for that year. Considering Flu vaccination rates are 44% I am curious if he thinks Americans don't want those, either.
may 23, 2025, 4:23 am • 0 0 • view
The covid booster makes me sick for about a day. That said, I want the booster so covid doesn’t make me, or more importantly my little kids, sick for a week or longer.
may 23, 2025, 7:13 pm • 0 0 • view
Rabies shots? Man your fans must be wild 🤣
may 23, 2025, 5:10 am • 0 0 • view
America doesn’t want immunity! America wants illness and death!
may 23, 2025, 2:22 pm • 4 1 • view
Rabies shots 😭
may 23, 2025, 11:59 am • 0 0 • view
This dude looks like an extra from a Godfather movie.
may 23, 2025, 11:15 am • 0 0 • view
Just got mine. Why would I not? Thank you, science!
may 23, 2025, 12:11 pm • 0 0 • view
I now want a drawing of you with a lot of syringes stuck in you and you looking stubbornly content.
may 23, 2025, 4:10 am • 11 0 • view
My vet school class was in a rabies vx trial. We got it our freshman year then had antibodies checked our senior year. An overwhelming success. Now if I’m bitten just need a titer not a series. Vaccines are incredible, cost effective miracles.
may 23, 2025, 4:11 am • 79 2 • view
I once again invite any virology skeptic to let themselves be infected with rabies to prove their position. I bet it will be very funny
may 23, 2025, 4:14 am • 52 6 • view
I'm a microbiologist who used to do animal testing for the state. There was a case a few years ago where a kid had contact with a rabies positive bat and the mother REFUSED post-exposure prophylaxis.
may 23, 2025, 4:27 am • 9 0 • view
Bit by Bat seems to have only negative outcomes. Rabies or vampirism.
may 23, 2025, 4:31 am • 7 0 • view
I would argue that vampirism isn’t a negative outcome, but it’s probably a case-by-case, personal preference situation.
may 23, 2025, 4:37 am • 11 0 • view
This message brought to you by the Trans* lobby *Transsylvanian
may 23, 2025, 5:14 am • 2 0 • view
may 23, 2025, 5:28 am • 3 0 • view
Tim Curry my beloved
may 23, 2025, 5:56 am • 2 0 • view
He oughta be everyone’s beloved.
may 23, 2025, 5:51 pm • 1 0 • view
Vampires are undead. Rabies victims are verydead.
may 23, 2025, 4:39 am • 12 0 • view
Child abuse! And like… willful endangerment? Did a judge step in?
may 23, 2025, 5:07 am • 7 0 • view
Nope
may 23, 2025, 5:28 am • 2 0 • view
I support this method.
may 23, 2025, 5:37 am • 10 0 • view
Me, too. Load me up like this dude if it will keep me from catching the contagious consequences of their foolishness.
may 23, 2025, 11:31 am • 6 0 • view
I fucking love vaccines. Not getting sick is great, as is minimizing encounters with the American healthcare system. Vaccines save my health, my wallet, and my peace of mind!
may 23, 2025, 11:30 am • 26 0 • view
I said to my wife I think by this time next year we’ll need to drive to Canada to get our kids their vaccines.
may 23, 2025, 7:14 pm • 2 0 • view
Give me a shingles vaccine you fucking cowards.
may 23, 2025, 6:35 am • 15 0 • view
We have to wait until 65 in Australia for shingrix
may 23, 2025, 7:22 am • 3 0 • view
I had chickenpox as a kid my age shouldn’t matter lol
may 23, 2025, 7:25 am • 6 0 • view
Mum had shingles three times. It was horrible to watch her suffer!
may 23, 2025, 7:31 am • 2 0 • view
Oh, but he means "Real Americans™", by which he means "people fanatically devoted to Trump".
may 23, 2025, 1:12 pm • 0 0 • view
Is he talking about America Ferrera? I, an American, want all the vaccines that keep me from contracting a fatal or non-fatal disease.
may 23, 2025, 11:57 pm • 0 0 • view
But Robert, what if we drew you with all the syringes sticking out of you all at once? Doesn't that ick you out? Isn't that a reasonable argument against ever getting a single shot ever again?
may 23, 2025, 5:11 am • 3 0 • view
Expect nothing less from FDA commisioner Malarkey...
may 23, 2025, 9:06 am • 2 0 • view
Mpox vaccine is protective for smallpox. Polio vaccine is still available too. We are all going to need boosters at the rate they are brining back things.
may 23, 2025, 6:11 pm • 4 0 • view
That guy might benefit from the special vaccine substitute that was invented by my pal Gil O'Teane.
may 23, 2025, 3:57 pm • 1 0 • view
If they approved cooties shots I would get that if my doctor said it was a good idea. (And I could afford it.) "Circle circle dot dot, now you have your cooties shot. That'll be eight thousand dollars."
may 25, 2025, 5:00 am • 0 0 • view
Y'all MAGA and RW folks know you can just... change your mind on vaccines, right? Like start with a few of you braver ones who deep down know they are good and then more of you and then all you have to do is ignore the collective smuggery from the left. In fact, predict it beforehand. Then ignore.
may 25, 2025, 4:59 am • 0 0 • view
americans don't want booster shots... yet.
may 23, 2025, 4:09 am • 0 0 • view
He doesn’t speak for me. I got 3 vaccinations at one time and my mom got 4. We’re not trying to contract a gawddayum strange ass disease
may 23, 2025, 5:07 am • 0 0 • view
My coworkers and I want and get boosters. The one that didnt out for a week 2x this year
may 23, 2025, 4:19 am • 1 0 • view
If I will eventually get a full-blown case of COVID-19, I want to be the last person to get it. I want the booster. I will endure the side effects and try to have a healthier life.
may 23, 2025, 7:04 am • 4 0 • view
I got a polio booster and rabies series for wor travel. Next time you're outside the US, you can just pay for a polio booster if you want it. I know people who did that before going to South Sudan.
may 23, 2025, 5:15 am • 4 0 • view
I don't remember being asked about covid bosters?
may 23, 2025, 1:24 pm • 0 0 • view
I've gotten all of the boosters all along because it's required for my job and honestly it is getting to be a pretty stale scene over there at the occupational health office but fuck it sure beats getting COVID.
may 23, 2025, 4:52 am • 1 0 • view
Me too! I would elect myself for every vaccine I can get. I hate these morons.
may 23, 2025, 11:23 am • 0 0 • view
The couple of times I've travelled to places that require different extra vaccines I've been so excited to get them! What an opportunity to power up my immunity.
may 23, 2025, 8:56 am • 0 0 • view
RFK needs distemper and rabies vaccines
may 23, 2025, 4:38 am • 2 0 • view
and for that brain worm
may 23, 2025, 7:31 am • 2 0 • view
I fully agree, but side point why does he look like a Muppet?
may 23, 2025, 1:18 pm • 1 0 • view
i want my fucking covid boosters. just because uncle cleetus thinks that masks choked jesus to death with an aborted fetus, that doesn’t mean i don’t want a vaccine.
may 23, 2025, 11:18 am • 45 0 • view
Yes. Yes we do!
may 23, 2025, 11:37 am • 0 0 • view
I dislike this is the only version of this gif on tenor.
may 23, 2025, 5:25 am • 3 0 • view
Right. Someone needs to tell that ass that
may 23, 2025, 10:24 pm • 2 0 • view
People acted like I was a paranoid nutball a couple months ago when I got an MMR booster, but GUESS WHO'S NOT GETTING MEASLES, BITCHES?!?
may 23, 2025, 1:53 pm • 7 0 • view
Paid over $100 to get mine, because only place that had it was out of network. I didn't want to wait a single day to get that shot.
may 23, 2025, 6:48 pm • 2 0 • view
I had someone take a shot at me last year saying "I bet your vaxxed" and I said "I'm spending time in filipino farming country next month, my blood is 1/3rd vaccines at this point". They actually said, not those. I responded that COVID was one of them.
may 23, 2025, 4:27 pm • 17 0 • view
I literally asked my doc if there was anything else I could/should get. Please give me all the shots.
may 23, 2025, 4:07 am • 5 0 • view
I am, quite literally, one of the last people in the US to get the smallpox vaccine as a child. I’m feeling somewhat lucky for the first time ever about that.
may 23, 2025, 6:30 pm • 4 0 • view
I want a Covid booster. The Covid vaccine kept me from being hospitalized when I had it, and couldn’t breathe alone in my room. I probably would have died if I was unvaccinated.
may 23, 2025, 6:44 pm • 4 0 • view
I've gotten a lot of them already, but I could get some boosters if it'll get them to shut up.
may 23, 2025, 5:21 am • 0 0 • view
I want all of the vaccines. I'm low key mad that I didn't get the monkey pox shot
may 23, 2025, 6:24 am • 0 0 • view
I don't want COVID boosters - which is why I recommend Novavax to my patients since you don't need to re-dose every 6 months. On that note I'm reminded back during the first phase of the pandemic seeing the reports that TB vaxx reduced COVID severity and even as a HCP I could not get it anywhere
may 23, 2025, 5:21 am • 2 0 • view
I do. Anyone with half a brain in their head does. I'm going to be livid if we can't get vaccines.
may 23, 2025, 4:38 am • 3 0 • view
Just because half of America have half a brain, those with a full brain do want one.
may 23, 2025, 7:35 am • 2 0 • view
may 23, 2025, 6:32 am • 4 0 • view