Robert this is your chance Don’t you want to work aside Kash Patel

Can’t be you because you’re aware of laws which makes you overqualified. Sorry.

So THATS the reason they ended Dr. Gameshow

Is this the first time podcasting has actually created a career opportunity??

Hear me out, why not three deputy directors? My FBI Deputy Director, My FBI Deputy Director, and Me.

Sooner or later they're gonna get down to Lars Larson.

Are you allowed to be both CIA and FBI, Robert?

And a judge

Some town make Robert a sheriff, so he can be Judge Dredd.

And the pope.

your time has come

@cushbomb.bsky.social

You literally host a podcast named "Behind the Bastards". It's like your whole life has been building to this moment Robert. One Okie to another don't fuck this up.

Red Alert, Red Alert, Red Alert!!!

You are a raptor princess!

Are you with spider leadership?

I’ll I’m allowed to say is that the squats has no heroes;)

What's Bob Chapman got to say about all this?

Buy gold. But only from him

How's Don De Grand Pree doing?

bad news about that!

How about old man house phone?

not a clue, try checking w/Louisiana Dentures.

Gd, I need to listen to those couple of episodes again. Such a perfect troll

Kerry really proved it's antisemitism all the way down

I'm a mercantile dog, tyvm

And also a policy wonk, it’s time to pray…

Wait, what did Bonjovi do?

Maybe heep the job on the dude with aqute siderodromophobia who's running the transportation department? They tossed NASA his way. Why not this, too? Shit is wild, man.

Benny boy probably.

Can't wait for the Nelk Boys to step in.

Ready to step up?

Fuck it, let's get George Noory on this one.

I’m going with nepo-boy himself Pete Doocy. He’s been putting in the work during press briefings and they get to add another Peter to the administration.

Alex jones is the only logical choice here.

I hope it’s Nando V Movies.

Joe Rogan obvs

I’m down for Bert Kreischer. The first topless politician! Fits right in

The thing is the people in Trump's base angry about this will demand whoever he gets to replace him, or Bondi, to release all the Epstein files.

hey @edsbs.bsky.social you free?

Loooooooooooomer Looooooooooooooooooommmmer Looooooooooooooooooooooooooooomer

Fuck yeah jigsaw.

These two will still blame the deep state.

I feel like Dan Bingo-Bongo was just the right level of D-list celebrity for Deputy Director of the FBI. They may just tap a normal non-celebrity also-ran this time around.

You know what the funniest thing would be is if a judge/podcaster from Texas got the job.

I streamed Dark Souls on Twitch for a bit in 2022, so probably me

Didn't do the DLC though because I upgraded my storage and it turns out From didn't do cloud storage at the time. So maybe someone else.

Robert! Don't you put that question out there......

Apply for the position

Preferably someone with some law enforcement experience, like a judgeship.

I vote Henry Zebrowski from Last Podcast On the Left 😅

Please let it be Tim Baltz

My bet is on Travis McElroy

Your Middlest Director

thanks for vibing and keeping it tight mentally ill teen we can convince to agree to our plan for a terrorist incident then say it was all your idea.

Dan Friesen

@iwriteok.bsky.social should be at the top of the list. No more horses

The reanimated corpse of Rush Limbaugh

Ffffffuuuuu

How much would they have to pay you?

Does the deputy director of the FBI have access to target any nuclear weapons at, say, the Great Lakes?

We're gonna have deputy director Asmongold any day now

Alex Jones? Joe Rogan? Hm..

All's I'm saying is WTF is ending this year

Deputy Director Alex Jones

you have our full support Robert

Tom Scharpling (best case scenario)

Please let it be Tim pool because I desperately need to see him doing official FBI press events in the stupid rancid beanie

Russia will probably send him a new one with some coms tech attached.

Shirley Jackson - The Lottery

Eventually they're going to run out of right wing podcasters to put in positions of power and Adam Conover will be very confused he was named the new director of the EPA

Tim Poole

As if Tim Pool wouldnt be a shoe in Robert.

Get Chuck and Josh from “How Stuff Works” in there.

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Maybe the Washington State Highway Patrol can put in a recommendation for you, Robert

Please let it be you.

Gotta be Tim Pool. He’s got big Edgar j Hoover energy.

I get that more from Ben Shapiro

Big head tiny face guy, or tiny man who can’t make wife wet

Forever and always. blovish.github.io/kirkslider/

Art!

They're gonna black-bag Scott Aukerman.

I can't believe Don Bongiorno forgot where he put the Epstein files.

I'm of the opinion that they can't burn through them fast enough.

I think TrueAnon might be a good fit

Like, all 3 of em

Hawk Tuah, duh

Only she can save us.

God Willing, it’ll be the entire Shutdown Fullcast crew

@jkass99.bsky.social is taking over. White monsters for all

What a clusterfuck.

Do you guys ever feel bad about talking about Laura loomer who is basically a clown penis? Like... You will get attention, but is that a good thing?

I think we can all agree it should be alex faciane from the chilluminati podcast.

I mean, they're giving it to Alex Jones to shut up his hissy fit about the Epstein Files.

Dude, you put in your name as Bob Evans and you may get picked thinking you’re the family eatery—like Mr Burns giving Homer Simpson whatever he wanted while he was hopped up on ether and thought he was the Pilsbury Doughboy. I stopped watching then but I’m sure that was the only part of that joke.

He’s hopped up on so much pet prescription level aderall and fossilized cocaine in what remains of his nasal cavities, he’s a ticking timebomb…or some kind of slotted machine

FBI Director Mr Beast: "I will lock five contestants into a room for 48 hours with nothing but the unredacted JFK files. If they manage to not touch them, each get $100000"

I think you have to bring in the big guns to distract. It's time for Alex Jones to serve his country.

We’re all super lucky G Gordon Liddy is dead.

You're 1000% more qualified than Danny B, just saying...

so is the dumber of my two cats :)

Jamie Loftus of course. Who better to catch killers than the Grand Rapids Murderer herself.

If I were a betting man I would put money on Asmongold

i'd like to see what garrison would do with with the fbi

It's gonna be nick Adams alpha male