in the new prequel Die Hard: John McClane's Bitter Divorce filmmaker Jim Jarmusch delivers a stirring eight hour rendition of the McClane couple's lawyers hashing out a binding custody plan. the entire film is one unbroken shot of a conference table in a law office!
It would be really great if Peter Jackson would go back to his roots and resurrect Dead Alive for a new generation. Why make poor Andy Serkis crawl on his hands and knees when we can have him strap a lawnmower to his chest instead?
Nah, let's have Peter Jackson return to Bad Taste.
Written by David Mamet after he went MRA.
This one has potential. How do I contact Jim's people?
But, oh boy, the soundtrack!
I actually think Jarmusch could pull this off haha
he still manages to get into the vents tho
Very Ozu, unfortunately I'm in.
Disney has just forgotten the difference between lore and story.
In Spaceballs 0, follow the long, harrowing course of environmental destruction that lead to the air shortage on Planet Spaceball.
Okay I’d definitely watch the divorce one
My Litigation With Andre
12 Angry Men: The Trial. Sit through the trial along with the jurors as they by turns fight boredom, annoyance, and the prosecutor's thinly-veiled racism against the defendant in a story that could have been ripped from today's headlines.
Ok but that one would work
Don’t threaten Jim Jarmusch with a good time
My Lunch With Louis, Louis & Gravois PLLC
Tbh this last one sounds pretty good
Hold on, Jarmusch? Let him cook with this idea
Alright but I'd 100% trust Jarmusch to make this compelling as heck
In Highlander: The Early Years we see young Conor McCloud shovel pig shit and dig an outhouse in 15th century Scotland.
Okay that one actually would slap
There’s definitely a The Adolescence of the Christ by Mel Gibson joke on here somewhere.
I mean, didn't we already cover this with Teenjus?
DUNE: SHIELD WALL. A millions-years epic of tectonic conflict.
i want the full story of jar jar binks’ tadpole years
From the team that brought you Severance comes Predator: Pushing Pencils. Follow Dillon over the years between the fall of Saigon and his final mission as he navigates the oftentimes Byzantine bureaucracy of the Central Intelligence Agency post-Church Committee.
In the prequel Dora The Explorer: The Map is Back, we find out what The Map was doing between his time with Dora and his time with Nicolas Cage, when it's revealed that his previous identity was being the map on the back of the Declaration of Independence!
Yeah, of course that’s a brilliant, perfect film, but you should subtitle it “Invitation To A Party”.
I’d go to the theatre a dozen times to watch that!
So, a four parter? 🤩
Ok I would fucking love this
Yeah, kinda sounds like something I would actually watch in the cinema. 😅
“my client is hungover 23 hours a day, your honor, he cannot be expected to provide bag lunches in between deadly bouts with european master thieves.”
I smell Oscar 🏆
I'm hoping for a pet semetary prequel where we find out what the Creed family was getting up to in Chicago before moving to Maine. What was church like as a kitten?