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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social

if we could only replicate this exact process several million times. we're going to need a lot more Dilbert fetish art.

aug 9, 2025, 1:23 am • 865 55

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olive consumer @machete.gay

Thankfully, Incest Dilbert is real and here for us.

aug 9, 2025, 1:27 am • 5 0 • view
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TrashBaby @thriftstorebarbie.bsky.social

That was a LOT of horse cum for a comic

aug 9, 2025, 1:25 am • 1 0 • view
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Revivalmode @revivalmode.bsky.social

mpreg Dilbert incoming, maybe?

aug 9, 2025, 3:02 am • 1 0 • view
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goth usagi tsukino 🏳️‍⚧️ ✨ @birdsephone.bsky.social

the inflation porn community is about to get hit by a new anonymous high-dollar comissioner, be the niche internet lore you want to see in the world.

aug 9, 2025, 1:39 am • 6 0 • view
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Doc Cottle @doccottle.bsky.social

Could anyone else hear Sophie immediately reacting to this?

aug 9, 2025, 1:34 am • 2 0 • view
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Tenacious Z @themagnificentz.bsky.social

I'm still reeling from the fact that Scott Adams independently invented the same cosmology as Kill Six Billion Demons.

aug 9, 2025, 6:52 am • 0 0 • view
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🌞🕹️🅙🅞🅗🅝🅝🅨🌵👻 @cactizaddy.bsky.social

I'm so disappointed by this thread. Unlike me after searching, finding Dilbert porn is shockingly hard.

Dilbert orgy scene
aug 9, 2025, 5:37 am • 1 0 • view
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Tom Bombadildo @dildo-baggins.bsky.social

I'd like to argue that we have exactly enough Dilbert fetish art out there. We don't want that amount of hot sex power to break internet containment and end up on teepublic shirts

aug 9, 2025, 1:28 am • 6 0 • view
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Smooti Tooti @smooti.bsky.social

I would, boss, but the payment processors

aug 9, 2025, 1:26 am • 2 0 • view
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The Great Pantzini @redguynopants.bsky.social

Theres zero dilbert fetish art in the comments im supremely disappointed

aug 9, 2025, 1:17 pm • 0 0 • view
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Dan McEnroe @danmcenroe.bsky.social

Hey, be the change that you wish to see in the world. Also, I ain't googling that shit.

aug 9, 2025, 1:31 pm • 0 0 • view
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The Great Pantzini @redguynopants.bsky.social

I wanna see it but i dont wanna google it 😭😭😭

aug 9, 2025, 1:32 pm • 0 0 • view
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Totro @totro.bsky.social

The reason I started listening btb was because I heard that a podcaster mentioned doing drugs in my back-of-the-woods town where nothing happens. Had I seen the fetish art before that I would've also gotten hooked.

aug 9, 2025, 2:05 am • 1 1 • view
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Blue Zander @blue-zander.bsky.social

It's about to get steamy in these cubicles

aug 9, 2025, 3:25 am • 0 0 • view
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Skinwalker Texas Ranger @earthenmaw.bsky.social

Oddly enough, I started to become politically aware around the same time I discovered and first coveted the Ibanez BTB

aug 9, 2025, 2:58 am • 0 0 • view
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Faine Greenwood @faineg.bsky.social

i mean, I can provide Alf fetish art

aug 9, 2025, 2:16 am • 40 2 • view
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Friend Of Justice @bigbadbugsteak.bsky.social

I support an episode of BtB guest starring Faine titled "the Legacy of ALF Hog".

aug 9, 2025, 4:52 am • 3 0 • view
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Mr Mac for CA-10 @jessemackinnon.com

…yeah?

aug 9, 2025, 2:19 am • 0 0 • view
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Jared Friedman🇺🇦 @silkscreenfiend.bsky.social

Also Tom Bombadil's bralette.

aug 9, 2025, 3:02 am • 2 0 • view
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Malaclypse the Fetus @omfproductions.bsky.social

Do not forget Thomas the Tank Engine Faine...

aug 9, 2025, 2:17 am • 5 0 • view
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8thDegreeSavage @actuallymossman.bsky.social

Neither of you have produced the art The comments are demanding the art

aug 9, 2025, 2:39 am • 0 0 • view
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gerastuff.bsky.social @gerastuff.bsky.social

Not the hero that we deserved but the one we need

aug 9, 2025, 6:28 am • 0 0 • view
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GDmilkman @gdmilkman.bsky.social

How much would Scott Adams charge for that?

aug 9, 2025, 1:29 am • 1 0 • view
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Thia 🏳️‍⚧️ @naught-thia.bsky.social

It’s not Dilbert, but I’ve got some stuff if it turns out there’s a market for it ^~^

aug 9, 2025, 3:01 am • 0 0 • view
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Beth @chacha1847.bsky.social

No thank you, please

aug 9, 2025, 1:29 am • 0 0 • view
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Mr. Pauly Mac 🇨🇦 @mrpaulymac.bsky.social

Will it involve the Dilbert shaped pool?

aug 9, 2025, 1:25 am • 1 0 • view
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John Schultz @otaku-driver.bsky.social

And the Dilburritos. Can't forget those from Very Special Boy ™️ Scott Adams

aug 9, 2025, 1:28 am • 2 0 • view
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Mr. Pauly Mac 🇨🇦 @mrpaulymac.bsky.social

I laughed like a maniac when that was revealed.

aug 9, 2025, 1:30 am • 1 0 • view
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Dangerouslytalented @dangrously.bsky.social

and this for the spicier activities.

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aug 9, 2025, 1:33 am • 2 0 • view
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Mr. Pauly Mac 🇨🇦 @mrpaulymac.bsky.social

Dildog Island

aug 9, 2025, 1:34 am • 0 0 • view
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Dangerouslytalented @dangrously.bsky.social

full of dilbert dildos.

aug 9, 2025, 1:41 am • 2 0 • view
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Morse @exalted-morse.bsky.social

Well Robert, it ~is~ vore day.

aug 9, 2025, 1:49 am • 2 0 • view
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Uneasy Writer @uneasywriter.bsky.social

I laughed out loud.

aug 9, 2025, 1:53 am • 2 0 • view
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Nick Semper Tyrannis @nicksempertyrannis.bsky.social

The Dilbert fetish art to Robert Evans to militant anarchist pipeline is real. Talk to your kids about Dilbert fetish art today before it's too late.

aug 9, 2025, 4:00 am • 4 0 • view
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Derek of the Edmund Fitzgerald @giromide.online

Two stills from same scene in Dune (1984) with modified captions. Paul asks,
aug 9, 2025, 1:35 am • 31 1 • view
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Wonko The Sane 🏳️‍⚧️🏳‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @wyrdandnerdy.bsky.social

Radicalization one piece of fetish art at a time.

aug 11, 2025, 6:58 pm • 0 0 • view
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Big Fat Bartolo's Colon @bigfatbartolocolon.bsky.social

if only CZM fans were all a bunch of artistic perverts, but unfortunately that is only 90% of us

aug 9, 2025, 1:57 am • 4 0 • view
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Dangerouslytalented @dangrously.bsky.social

Nearly all the rest of us are closeted artistic perverts, and we avoid the remainder, they are just plain weird.

aug 9, 2025, 2:32 am • 2 0 • view
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Dex @dex-209.bsky.social

Hey, sometimes when you write smut several pages of anarchist philosophy just kinda happens This wasn't my fault, I promise

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aug 9, 2025, 3:11 am • 3 0 • view
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Hisser🐍🐍🐍 @lampropeltis.bsky.social

The AO3 to BTB pipeline

aug 9, 2025, 12:44 pm • 1 0 • view
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John Schultz @otaku-driver.bsky.social

I found BtB because of the Vince McMahon episodes. Just randomly showed up in my suggested feed because I watch a lot of wrestling. Had no idea he was that level of awful. Very rare for Robert to do 6 parters. Listened to every episode since.

aug 9, 2025, 1:26 am • 10 0 • view
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Jeremy Bulloch @manster2099.bsky.social

That was a deep dive nearly on par with #TheLapsedFan podcast. If you’ve never listened to their 1,000 or so hours on Hogan & Bischoff in TNA, you’re in for a treat. I followed Robert since the cracked.com diaspora, and never miss a show on the network.

aug 9, 2025, 1:32 am • 0 0 • view
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Chuck Grape @chuckgrape.bsky.social

And that was before all the sex trafficking lawsuit! That man is not going to Heaven.

aug 9, 2025, 2:01 am • 1 0 • view
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Dangerouslytalented @dangrously.bsky.social

Only McMahon, Henry Kissinger and Oprah Winfrey are 6 parter evil.

aug 9, 2025, 1:31 am • 9 0 • view
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Dangerouslytalented @dangrously.bsky.social

(Oprah got four more if you count DrOz and "Doctor" Phil, whose careers were impossible without her intervention)

aug 9, 2025, 1:32 am • 7 0 • view
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John Schultz @otaku-driver.bsky.social

Also John of God was an Oprah Bastard unleashed on the world.

aug 9, 2025, 1:41 am • 8 0 • view
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Dangerouslytalented @dangrously.bsky.social

and she also promoted those kiddie punishment camps.

aug 9, 2025, 1:53 am • 4 0 • view
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hobodemon @hobodemon.bsky.social

I found BTB because he was on Harmontown one time to say the things about anarchism that related to me. The appreciation for inflation porn is coincidental.

aug 9, 2025, 5:06 pm • 0 0 • view
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m0l0tovcockatiel.bsky.social @m0l0tovcockatiel.bsky.social

i found btb because a hillbilly conspiracy theorist

aug 9, 2025, 6:31 pm • 0 0 • view
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Logan 🏳️‍🌈 @digitalinkblot.bsky.social

We’re gonna need an army of God’s horniest soldiers

aug 9, 2025, 1:27 am • 4 0 • view
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Andros Starborn @andros-starborn.bsky.social

You mean, Tumblr?

aug 9, 2025, 2:18 am • 6 0 • view
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Chuck Grape @chuckgrape.bsky.social

I found this weird ass greeting card a few days ago and I've been waiting for the right person to show it to.

A weird ass greeting card with a dude an inflation suit.
aug 9, 2025, 1:37 am • 11 0 • view
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Chuck Grape @chuckgrape.bsky.social

It's not AI. My hand just looks like that.

aug 9, 2025, 1:48 am • 8 0 • view
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Jared Friedman🇺🇦 @silkscreenfiend.bsky.social

Somebody should ask Scott Adams to contribute some, I bet he'd be really good at it.

aug 9, 2025, 3:01 am • 0 0 • view
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Lots42 🏳️‍🌈 🏳️‍🌈 @lots42.bsky.social

I started listening because you had Seanbaby as a guest and I know he was cool via his mockery articles of various nonsense. Seanbaby - slightly better than Dilbert fetish art.

aug 9, 2025, 1:15 pm • 0 0 • view
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Dangerouslytalented @dangrously.bsky.social

COUNTERPOINT:

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aug 9, 2025, 1:30 am • 5 0 • view
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panda, the artful scientist @artfulscientist.bsky.social

i think you’ve come to the right microblogging website, sir.

aug 9, 2025, 2:02 am • 1 0 • view
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Bart Auringer @shivax.bsky.social

aug 9, 2025, 2:04 am • 1 0 • view