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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social

welp,

aug 11, 2025, 2:28 am • 1,000 151

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retnap @retnap.bsky.social

shit bird president declares war on us citizens twice and the republican silence speaks volumes

aug 11, 2025, 3:04 am • 1 0 • view
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Meebadd @greyboar.bsky.social

Operation Big Balls.

aug 11, 2025, 6:02 pm • 0 0 • view
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Charli @tato-potat.bsky.social

seems bad

aug 11, 2025, 2:39 am • 3 0 • view
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O.E. Dodd @livdodd.bsky.social

"Oppression is the mask of fear."

aug 11, 2025, 2:43 am • 1 0 • view
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Alewyfe | 🏕️ Kitchen☀️Wytchin' 🍉 @alewyfe.bsky.social

cool cool cool (zone)

aug 11, 2025, 2:59 am • 1 0 • view
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Leo Smith @leosmith.bsky.social

This is a trial before he does it all over the US.

aug 11, 2025, 3:21 am • 2 0 • view
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Arathemis @arathemis.bsky.social

The US is too big with far too large of a population for them to enforce a total lockdown and still keep the nation and economy functioning. There simply isn’t enough military or law enforcement to make it work. Trump is targeting cities to scare the rest of us into complying in advance.

aug 11, 2025, 2:14 pm • 0 0 • view
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Leo Smith @leosmith.bsky.social

While I believe this is true, I am not so sure the Regime believes it is true. Also I think their could be a plan to target specific cities like Detroit for the 2026 midterms, which could easily give a Senate seat, the Michigan Governorship, and the state legislature to the GOP.

aug 11, 2025, 5:38 pm • 0 0 • view
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Gridlock @moralimperative.bsky.social

If anyone deserves a car jacking it’s a former DOGE employee…

aug 11, 2025, 2:45 am • 0 0 • view
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Trans Sharia Orchestra @moose13.bsky.social

If only there was something in the constitution about occupying standing armies…

aug 11, 2025, 10:22 am • 1 0 • view
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Travis Hare @travishare.bsky.social

Creating a fake crisis to try and get his reichstag moment

aug 11, 2025, 2:38 am • 7 0 • view
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doribi.bsky.social @doribi.bsky.social

Well, looks like we have a situation on our hands.

aug 11, 2025, 3:43 am • 0 0 • view
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They call me Karl @thebestkarl.bsky.social

I hope I don't come across as an alarmist, but this seems fascist-y.

aug 11, 2025, 3:47 am • 5 0 • view
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Nate @missed-sla.bsky.social

He's flailing for any kind of distraction from the public's continued awareness of his pedophilia

aug 11, 2025, 11:41 am • 1 0 • view
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Luke @reallukem.bsky.social

Decadent princeling deploys troops to ring the palace! Habsburg Austria in 1848 or a modern fucking country? Who can say!

aug 11, 2025, 2:29 am • 56 0 • view
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Aurélien Morel (pew pews en tout genre) @aurelienmorel.bsky.social

Army in the streets to stop protests has that Paris in december 1851 taste you have to love.

aug 11, 2025, 9:47 am • 0 0 • view
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Luke @reallukem.bsky.social

what a shitty time to live through lol

aug 11, 2025, 2:29 am • 25 0 • view
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Inventor of the Idea @darkarfs.bsky.social

The Cool Zone fucking sucks, man

aug 11, 2025, 2:46 am • 20 0 • view
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Luke @reallukem.bsky.social

definitely a good chapter of a future history book, less good to actually live the history

aug 11, 2025, 2:48 am • 17 0 • view
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Inventor of the Idea @darkarfs.bsky.social

I used to be admonished for not knowing that "may you live in interesting times" was considered a curse of sorts. I now know: I preferred far less interesting times.

aug 11, 2025, 2:49 am • 16 0 • view
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doribi.bsky.social @doribi.bsky.social

I used to wonder why it was a curse, now I know, then again I started to realize that shortly after I turned 11 and the ride hasn't really stopped since (9/11 happened shortly after I turned 11)

aug 11, 2025, 4:44 am • 4 0 • view
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totesnhose.bsky.social @totesnhose.bsky.social

Well, cops are heroes, therefore the metro police will probably do the right thing and….oh fuck…

aug 11, 2025, 2:30 am • 8 0 • view
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Arathemis @arathemis.bsky.social

Great, more authoritarian strong arming from the Fucker-in-Chief. The demented Orange Scrotum has gotta make a big ole show of how powerful he is to get away from the Epstein Files and his own glaring weaknesses. Fuckin hell.

aug 11, 2025, 2:33 am • 1 0 • view
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Arathemis @arathemis.bsky.social

Also, this in response to what happened the teenage Muskrat who calls himself fucking Big Balls. WHY DOES THIS ALL HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING STUPID…

aug 11, 2025, 2:38 am • 5 0 • view
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ɔısnɯ snıʇɐuƃı @ignatiusmusic.bsky.social

stupid is the thing we do best.

aug 11, 2025, 4:11 am • 0 0 • view
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Dr.hello @drhello.bsky.social

bsky.app/profile/stev...

aug 11, 2025, 11:38 am • 1 0 • view
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PosadismFan-238 @brainwormsensei.bsky.social

Will this lead to anything or will it just be dudes sleeping in office break rooms at the pentagon and standing around?

aug 11, 2025, 6:50 am • 5 0 • view
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Walter @waltermarek.bsky.social

Most likely that

aug 11, 2025, 10:11 am • 1 0 • view
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Tubbles @tubbles.bsky.social

Hope the national guard starts to actually take their oaths seriously and removes the domestic enemy, but there's no way that'll happen.

aug 11, 2025, 2:35 am • 23 1 • view
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cum @hellyeahdude.bsky.social

In Portland this very much isn't what happened.

aug 11, 2025, 7:11 am • 4 0 • view
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Tubbles @tubbles.bsky.social

An enby can dream.

aug 11, 2025, 1:31 pm • 1 0 • view
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Inventor of the Idea @darkarfs.bsky.social

I've spent 9 years hoping for *just enough* people to tell that shitgibbon to fuck all the way off all at once. It would shatter him. It hasn't happened yet. I hold onto a hope that it will.

aug 11, 2025, 2:48 am • 8 0 • view
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Brianna Nicole Pail @pailbn.bsky.social

I’m so fucking tired

aug 11, 2025, 2:50 am • 5 0 • view
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ageofmoss.bsky.social @ageofmoss.bsky.social

The coolest zone 😩😩

aug 11, 2025, 5:15 am • 0 0 • view
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mahknovischina.bsky.social @mahknovischina.bsky.social

aug 11, 2025, 3:36 am • 5 0 • view
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Jamey @klocktower.org

Taking bets on whether it'll go better for them than it did when they deployed National Guard in LA? Because by all accounts, most of what that did was lower morale among the Guard.

aug 11, 2025, 2:29 am • 43 0 • view
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Josh O'Connor-Chen @joshoconnorchen.bsky.social

Fuck their morale. They're complicit.

aug 11, 2025, 3:18 am • 2 0 • view
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Jamey @klocktower.org

I’m no fan of the military, at all; that said, the National Guard absolutely did not sign up for this. You can make the argument that they should quit instead of doing this, but unlike ICE agents, people in the National Guard never volunteered to be a part of this bullshit.

aug 11, 2025, 11:13 am • 1 0 • view
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Josh O'Connor-Chen @joshoconnorchen.bsky.social

Yeah. It's the whole "will they compy with the illegal shit or not" thing?

aug 12, 2025, 3:56 am • 1 0 • view
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SGC ill @sgcillo.bsky.social

One little pissant gets his shit rocked by two teenagers and it warrants deploying the National Guard. I think morale is taking another hit for "the team"

aug 11, 2025, 2:39 am • 29 0 • view
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Andy Said @andy-says.bsky.social

Oh this will lower the morale even more. They could at least pretend there was disarray in Los Angeles, even though it was protests in a small area. This is just on the president's whim.

aug 11, 2025, 2:42 am • 4 0 • view
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Hangman Page Apologist Jen @swaggeroffools.bsky.social

Robert, I like your podcasts a lot but holy shit do I wish you'd run out of content for that Friday ep.

aug 11, 2025, 2:32 am • 100 0 • view
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UncleAWOL @uncleawol.bsky.social

Every week I look forward to get a succinct update but also hope and pray for the “we finally don’t have to make these any more” episode

aug 11, 2025, 2:55 am • 21 0 • view
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henzington.bsky.social @henzington.bsky.social

Much more likely iHeart would be brought out and co-opted like cbs than this happening

aug 11, 2025, 11:06 am • 2 0 • view
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Caleb Gosse @calebgosse.bsky.social

As a nation we deserve nothing less than for future history textbooks to open the chapter on the triggering of the insurrection act being tied to the beating up of Big Balls.

aug 11, 2025, 6:13 am • 3 0 • view
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Kimberley McLean @kirmley.bsky.social

LA didn't take

aug 11, 2025, 3:10 am • 2 0 • view
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Baconfat @mwelsh1977.bsky.social

What a joke

aug 11, 2025, 2:30 am • 1 0 • view
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Millie Vanilla @millie-vanilla.bsky.social

bad bad bad mojo

aug 11, 2025, 2:39 am • 0 0 • view
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Inventor of the Idea @darkarfs.bsky.social

Goddammit all. What if the National Guard turned on him

aug 11, 2025, 2:39 am • 2 0 • view
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Kutulhu @kutulhu.bsky.social

If you are in the National Guard, or any branch of the military, and you are commanded to occupy an American city and you do not walk away and disobey that order, I assure you the consequences of wearing that brown shirt are going to be much more than any time spent in the stockade.

aug 11, 2025, 2:38 am • 26 0 • view
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Diogenis, Minister of Confusion, cynism and Πανηγύρια @diogenis.bsky.social

Hey you should all go out and protest in your local town square like last time. It sure made a difference last time. 😂 Rebel nation to my balls. Bunch of fucking weak slaves. Even Chinamen are better at protesting.

aug 11, 2025, 4:00 am • 0 0 • view
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Diogenis, Minister of Confusion, cynism and Πανηγύρια @diogenis.bsky.social

No need for the National Guard. Trump should just give out vouchers for burgers and coca cola to everyone and 99.9% will be content with living in a dictatorship. America is one big brothel and Trump is its keeper.

aug 11, 2025, 4:08 am • 1 0 • view
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D I C K S Q U A D @anarchymarshmallow.bsky.social

Frantically listening to ICHH

aug 11, 2025, 5:14 am • 0 0 • view
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Ornamental matt 🦜 @ornamentalmatt.bsky.social

It's a shame there aren't any hedonist genetic super soldiers as embroidery on something they promises to be perfectly normal and in fact fine.

aug 11, 2025, 2:31 am • 1 0 • view
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Banned from Reddit @soldierhobo.bsky.social

I am hopeful, it is because they will release the Epstein files.

aug 11, 2025, 3:35 pm • 0 0 • view
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ajstravay.bsky.social @ajstravay.bsky.social

Things are going basically as we all said they would

aug 11, 2025, 6:07 pm • 0 0 • view
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hurmphry @hurmphry.bsky.social

Shit is so fucked.

aug 11, 2025, 2:29 am • 8 0 • view
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Academic Anarchy🏴 @johnbrownbread.bsky.social

Was the Reichstag moment really Big Balls getting beaten up by some 15 year old kid? This is gonna primarily affect the poor and black neighborhoods of DC.

aug 11, 2025, 2:46 am • 73 3 • view
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Jim Ballard @bimjallard.bsky.social

This is a way bigger deal than Epstein but also is only being committed to distract from Epstein. My stubborn ass says he doesn't get to achieve his goal of distraction, and therefore this needs to always be mentioned in the same breath as Epstein.

aug 11, 2025, 9:56 pm • 1 0 • view
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Erin Butler @eleighbutler.bsky.social

Good timing with the California deployment hitting the courts on the same day.

aug 11, 2025, 7:15 am • 0 0 • view
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Mr. Bunny Slippers @maxtropolitan.bsky.social

There’s this, too. bsky.app/profile/trsd... (Not a vetted source but sounds pretty plausible)

aug 11, 2025, 2:30 am • 11 0 • view
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ɔısnɯ snıʇɐuƃı @ignatiusmusic.bsky.social

the history books will start this chapter with the attempted carjacking of... "Big Balls", DOGE employee...

aug 11, 2025, 4:10 am • 0 0 • view
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Ima Sasquatch @imasasquatch.bsky.social

Chapter 7: ‘The Battle of Big Balls’ ‘It was the worst of times, it was the stupidest of times …’

aug 11, 2025, 5:17 am • 2 0 • view
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Gobbledy Gook @technopiss-ant.bsky.social

My balls are so big I need the National Guard to walk me home every night.

aug 11, 2025, 2:44 am • 17 0 • view
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Flying Squid with Goggles @flyingsquidgoggles.bsky.social

The fascism seems to be accelerating too fast

aug 11, 2025, 2:29 am • 11 0 • view
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Captain Morgan @jacobhenrymorgan.bsky.social

"The fruits of victory are tumbling into our mouths too quickly." -Emperor Hirohito

aug 11, 2025, 7:33 am • 3 0 • view