it's wild that The Fifth Element made one of the most accurate predictions of all 1990s sci-fi, anticipating the rise of the streamers and influencers as major celebrities.
it's wild that The Fifth Element made one of the most accurate predictions of all 1990s sci-fi, anticipating the rise of the streamers and influencers as major celebrities.
It also pretty much predicted the broligarchy. Zorg could be Musk or Altman or Thiel.
I was watching it the other day and thought that's basically elon.
The resemblance is uncanny. That speech about the robots? 100% Elongated Muskrat.
It's basically just "80s guy" reskinned
I thought it was retro sci-fi that he had a principally audio content strategy. Then podcasts came along and shit damn fuck we prefer to listen while doing things we are looking at.
I keep thinking i need to watch "Americathon" again. That one had some eerily accurate predictions too, almost too many
(it was an *awful* movie on so many levels, but it'd be real interesting to watch it again right now, preferably with a bunch of friends to heckle it)
And, the pleasure of watching Meat Loaf destroy a car with a sledgehammer 😺
That movie holds up surprisingly well and is still a favorite.
I love the movie dearly, its main flaw being the plot is entirely driven by the “born sexy yesterday” trope
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The world would be a bit more tolerable if the Fifth Element had also influenced fashion. A Jean Paul Gauthier/Moebius driven fashion scene might have kept us out of the abyss of Forever21, H&M and Lululemon.
also that a giant ball of evil fire will destroy us all
Maybe with the power of love and anime we can also blast it with lasers and turn it into a second moon
God dammit I came here to post these exact words
I'm still waiting on having my daily ration of cigarettes delivered to me via pneumatic tube TO QUIT IS MY GOAL
Super green!
Uh, negative, I am a meat popsicle.
"prediction" seems a strong word. at the time Ruby read like another celebrity news anchorman or shock jock DJ doing man-on-the-street interviews
It's always the shittiest predictions that come true. I just want a door to door noodle shop.
It can work like an ice cream truck. Just troll through a hip neighborhood and play a little tune.
a flying ship one, please.
Fuck yeah
They shouldn't be celebrities, especially if they only cause problems.
sadly not as many pompadours, like my only reason for watching the ghostbusters cartoon as a wee baby trans was egon's hair. Fuck dangling keys i could stare at that hair for hours.
Leeloo was AI and her learning earth’s encyclopedia was early data scraping. That movie is a warning
That rapist pederast really cooked when he made that film. I like the hot alien lady with the baby brain that Bruce Willis wins as a prize in the end.
So I unironically do love the movie, but god damn if that wasn’t the best review of it I’ve ever read lol.
I like it too, it's a lot of fun.
I'm waiting on my microwave cube to turn into a full roast chicken dinner
Ruby Rhod could do a 24/7 charity livestream but Kai Cenat couldn't bring the same energy to the Ruby Rhod show. Much to pontificate.
If only Mr Beast dressed that well.
Super green
Infinite Jest
And of the masses living so tightly packed together
I DEEPLY adore that movie.
No streamer will ever have the rizz of DJ Ruby Rhod. Supergreen.
I means it’s not that much of a stretch given Oprah
Their prediction of the format is more impressive though
The Incal by Moebius & Jodorowsky is worth a read for any Fifth Element fans. Not 1:1 source material but definitely in the mix.
Aziz, light!
I only read it once in grade school but wasn't Ender's Game's brother basically a right wing vlogger or something?
his brother and sister troll the comments sections of online articles and ride that all the way to the presidency lol
yeah although in retrospect of the author, that feels less like a speculative fiction pull and more like the latent fantasy of him and all his cohort of conservatives
He defeated his sister's fake online liberal persona with Facts and Logic so fucking hard they crowned him President of Earth. Peter was Peak Redditor decades before Reddit existed.
But ended and valentines kept him in check with videos of him torturing small animals as child. Which also reflects the reality of far right politicians today.
Peter believed he was a philosopher king, but was mostly an autocrat while Val was the actual philosopher king
his brother and sister start off in not-usenet arguing on the politics boards until his brother gets elected president of earth. it's been a long time since I read it but that part stuck out as especially strange.
Adopted on February 10, 1967, the Twenty‑Fifth Amendment clarifies presidential succession and procedures for handling presidential incapacitation
and my multipass
I'd Tier-3 sub Ruby Rhod no joke.
Here I thought it was RoboCop... Sunscreen: Sunblock 5000 Auto with dinosaur Ads: The 6000 SUX was a large 4-door, executive type car with reclining leather seats, cruise control, and a Blaupunkt radio. The car was proudly advertised with a fuel economy rating of 8.2 miles per gallon.
I never thought of Ruby Rod as an influencer. I felt he was a space version of a popular DJ like Casey Kasem or Garrison Keillor or even Howard Stern. Someone that made a spectacle of regular things (like a croquet contest winner). It felt very grounded in modern culture
It was a radio show, he was a shock jock, like Howard Stern. Not a debate bro or Mr. Beast
The horror movie with the brain worms was closer
And yet we're still waiting on the 1001 follies, jollies, and lick'em lollies. This place's priorities are all out of whack.
Underrated movie right there.
Tragically, THAT opera style hasn't taken off
Honestly it kinda sounds like something off a persona ost iirc
Mostly because it was intentionally designed to be well outside of human range.
Counterpoint: it completely missed the mark on taxis still being a thing
No it predicted ROBOTAXIs which... oh wait those aren't a thing either. Never mind.
No. No. Tesla is coming out with robotaxi
But it didn't predict Robotaxis. Bruce Willis's job was being a taxi driver. There were no Robotaxi in the movie.
OMG I conflated this with Total Recall and thought they used a Johnny Cab.
and yet, Ruby Rhodd did radio. The radio star strikes back >:)
I think the part with The Diva's performance is my favorite part.
why's it feel like idiocracy tho
Sadly, no such luck on the invention of the instant microwave.
I always felt that Transmetropolitan also did a great job predicting the future. Like how news gathering is open source and widely just pr releases instead of journalism.
“In the future people will all be super annoying” holy shit it nailed it!
Whoa. Spot-on.
12 monkeys… hope that one does not come true in any way…almost though…almost.
I’d take ruby over the lot we have today
Also that cops would be just covered in gear.
I can't wait for a flying Chinese food truck to arrive though
Not a very profitable business module tbh
Mr Kim just needs to fly by my place and he'll make bank
Top 5 all time movies I will click on and watch even if it’s half over
This movie was my intro to the chameleon Gary Oldman. The man is incredible.
Wow! His marital history is... something.
Trades them in every 2-3 years like a car, seems like.
Super green
just have to mention the great soundtrack 🎶
can you imagine asmongold being the one to save the universe
I love this movie. Every year one of our movie channels plays it all day back to back, 6 or 7 times and I just leave it on.
Supa green!
Also see: tally isham from the sprawl trilogy
Luc Besson also personally predicted powerful men marrying children
Enders game did the same thing in the book predicting the wildly, powerful influence of memes
and social media forums where Enders two older siblings, take on fake names and pretend to argue with each other from different viewpoints and amass wildly huge following which become political parties, and the two end up becoming world leaders of nation states
Hell Kierkegaard did that. He wrote under several pseudonyms and argued with himself. He would have LOVED social media.
lol I didn’t know that!
Anyone with half a brain could have predicted it though. There was also that Black Mirror episode. It's not that hard lol people ruin everything with money
There isn't a streamer alive with half the charisma of Ruby Rhodd.
I don’t know 12monkeys predicted the board game pandemic
You know I didn’t get it at the time, but me today man honestly I’d totally watch Ruby Rhod. Anything can happen with that guy. Really puts on a show
'With our special guest today, Corbin Dallas. Corbin, my man, are you ever nervous in the service?"
Supergreen
"What up lads, it's ya boy..."
SMASH THAT LIKE BUTTON
Multipass!
Also, there's a JG Ballard interview from the 70s floating around where he's like, eventually technology will let you have not only a home broadcast studio but one you can carry in your pocket, and we'll all become nodes (I'm paraphrasing from memory TBC)
Jonsin’ for some Gemini Croquettes right about now.
And yet I still can’t get chicken that easily 😑
Multipass
He knows its a multipass!
I'd listen to Ruby Rhod!
Ruby Rhod was talented though
Yeah, that and how we all wipe our asses with three seashells now are the two big predictions that came true
The 3 seashells thing came from all the bathroom decor back then involving a basket and the seashell fancy soaps that just got filmy from tiny tp and Kleenex dust fur. 😆
The Three Seashells were from Demolition Man, though.
I know
That's from Star Wars, get it together Mildred
don't delete it, all those 90's sci fi movies are the same fever dream.
The seashells is from demolition man.
Something tells me he doesn't know how to use the three shells.. because it's in a different universe
We are clearly in the wrong future. Perhaps it’s because of all that Taco Bell that we need special toilet features like that
It *is* also no longer cheap to eat at Taco Bell
Streamers were in Neuromancer too.
Gibson is my 70s-80s-90s visionary sci-fi guy.
He's here, FYI!
Nathan Barley was also ahead of the curve on this and much funnier!
The only science fiction stories that predicted that the first moon landing would be televised live from the moon were the Sunday Newspaper comic, Buck Rogers, and the movie First Men in the Moon. A hundred years earlier, Verne mentioned Cape Canaveral and Texas as possible take-off points.
Yet it thought that phone books would still be as relevant as they were in the 90s
Not to mention the hunger for power and just "more," from the rich.
So right! So when can we expect personal micro drone cameras that follow us round and constantly stream our lives
Doesn’t that already exist?
Visionary (Moebius, too). However, what Besson couldn’t have possibly predicted was the collective stupidity of Tim Poole, Laura Loomer, Benny Johnson, and Charlie Kirk.
I appreciate that he started writing it in his teens, but kept tweaking it until it was good enough.
All night loooong
It's similarly wild that the movie Outbreak was an optimistic look at the societal effects of a global pandemic.
Didn't predict what would happen if a viral load shaped like a man was in charge of the United States
"At least I got lunch" "Good philosophy, see good in bad"
I love this movie so much
God this scene was perfect
A near miss for back to the future
I'm dreading the inevitable Trump heart attack followed by his being kept on life support on a golden throne while his advisors issue policies in his name.
Super green!
Zorg and Elon are kissing cousins too.
even in our wildest dreams robots can only dispense beverage and vacuum floor
Are you human? No, I'm a meat popsicle.
Max Headroom: 20 Minutes into the Future would blow your mind.