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Newest Pope: Leo XIV
may 8, 2025, 6:29 pm • 1 0 • view
Holy Steamed Hams!
may 9, 2025, 3:48 am • 0 0 • view
Mmm…steamed hams
may 8, 2025, 10:30 pm • 3 0 • view
Steamed ham
may 8, 2025, 6:43 pm • 1 0 • view
A satanic summoning.
may 8, 2025, 7:57 pm • 0 0 • view
"You said we were having a papal election!" "No, I said we are having steamed cards!"
may 9, 2025, 11:05 am • 6 0 • view
😂😂😂❤️
may 8, 2025, 10:37 pm • 0 0 • view
A Papal Conclave!? At this time of year, at this time of day, in this part of the country, localized entirely within the Vatican? May I see it? No.
may 8, 2025, 6:40 pm • 175 4 • view
Finished in 2 days?!
may 8, 2025, 7:45 pm • 19 0 • view
It's getting shorter each time, these younger Popes are lightweights when it comes to hotboxing the conclave. Still all in the name of the trinity Rope Dope Pope* *Snoop outro music
may 8, 2025, 8:53 pm • 6 0 • view
Long concaves don't get as many views on modern social platforms
may 8, 2025, 9:49 pm • 4 0 • view
Terrible, tiktok conclave
may 8, 2025, 9:50 pm • 4 0 • view
Perfection
may 8, 2025, 9:34 pm • 13 1 • view
"Ehhh... Apparizione della vergina Maria!" "Eh, apparizione della vergine Maria?! In questo periodo dell'anno?! A quest'ora del giorno?! In questa zona del paese?! Localizzata interamente nelle cucine vaticane??!!" "Si!!!" "... Posso vederla?" "Ehhhh... No!"
may 8, 2025, 8:39 pm • 46 6 • view
Okay, we can wrap up the internet, shut it all down, we've reached ZENITH FUNNY, it's all the way down from here.
may 9, 2025, 11:08 am • 1 0 • view
KFNRIFNEOFNRICNDKCNDKF perfect
may 9, 2025, 12:19 am • 2 0 • view
Steamed hams
may 9, 2025, 6:28 am • 1 0 • view
Mmmm mmmm
may 9, 2025, 2:58 am • 0 0 • view
Despite your heresy
may 8, 2025, 7:21 pm • 2 0 • view
Simpson's predictive model in action again?
may 8, 2025, 11:16 pm • 1 0 • view
Gambones al vapor
may 9, 2025, 8:36 am • 1 0 • view
Hi Everyone I can't believe how stupid i do feel when trump told everyone it's time to get rich, the stck market went down, and he told his friends to sell the share now, do you remember the pope picture i was telling his friends bet on American pope he gonna win, how stipi i do feel, very !
may 9, 2025, 10:55 am • 1 0 • view
“Oh no, I said ‘Hamburger Papam’. That’s what I call hamburgers. 🍔⛪️☁️
may 8, 2025, 8:48 pm • 3 0 • view
@crobertcargill.bsky.social steamed lambs
may 9, 2025, 12:13 am • 9 0 • view
may 9, 2025, 12:44 am • 7 2 • view
At this time of year? At This time of day? In this part of Rome? Localized entirely inside the Vatican?
may 9, 2025, 5:13 am • 1 0 • view
SEAMORE!!! THE VATACINS ON FIRE
may 9, 2025, 1:10 am • 3 1 • view
Lol!
may 9, 2025, 4:11 am • 0 0 • view
No, Mother. It's just the Holy Ghost.
may 9, 2025, 5:04 am • 2 1 • view
HEEEEEEEEELP
may 9, 2025, 5:08 am • 2 0 • view
may 9, 2025, 12:12 am • 0 0 • view
Your eminence Seymour! The Vatican's on fire!
may 8, 2025, 9:28 pm • 1 0 • view
"We found a new Pope?" "Ah- a NEW POPE! At this time of year, at this time of day, during this very week, localized ENTIRELY within the Conclave!" "Yes." "...may I know who it is?" ".....no."
may 9, 2025, 4:04 am • 9 1 • view
A historic day for memes and catholics
may 9, 2025, 3:09 am • 1 0 • view
😂😂
may 8, 2025, 7:48 pm • 1 0 • view
may 8, 2025, 8:26 pm • 16 2 • view
Black smoke from the Vatican? That doesn’t mean no pope. It just means someone’s overcooked the porchetta again. Divine intervention via burnt pork.
may 9, 2025, 6:38 am • 1 0 • view
may 9, 2025, 7:04 am • 0 0 • view
Papal conclave? At this time of year? At this time of day? In this part of the country? Localized entirely within your kitchen?
may 8, 2025, 9:51 pm • 4 0 • view
Yes!
may 9, 2025, 12:50 am • 1 0 • view
Honestly, I kind of wonder if something like this may have ACTUALLY happened 😂 "Good lord! We have accidentally released white smoke despite being nowhere NEAR close to deciding!! Pick someone NOW before the peasants lock us in again!!"
may 8, 2025, 6:58 pm • 3 0 • view
may 8, 2025, 6:31 pm • 5 0 • view
Pope Steamed Hams III
may 9, 2025, 2:50 am • 2 1 • view
😅😅😅
may 8, 2025, 7:48 pm • 0 0 • view
may 8, 2025, 10:54 pm • 0 0 • view
I did my best, it wasn't much I couldn't feel, so I tried to touch I've told the truth, I didn't come to fool you And even though it all went wrong I'll stand before the Lord of Song With nothing on my tongue but Hallelujah
may 8, 2025, 9:25 pm • 0 0 • view
may 9, 2025, 1:10 am • 3 0 • view
🤣🤣
may 8, 2025, 8:12 pm • 1 0 • view
Glad to see this is back
may 9, 2025, 3:17 am • 0 0 • view
Tasting History gave us a papal recipe for ribs. If they're allowed ribs why not Steamed Hams?
may 9, 2025, 1:22 am • 3 1 • view
100-odd nonces voting on who will be king of the nonces.
may 9, 2025, 8:30 am • 0 0 • view
Not media checking to see if a fcking chimney is operational
may 9, 2025, 11:49 am • 0 0 • view
My one note here is that you could replace the ! with a , because Chalmers is a cardinal addressing the pope.
may 8, 2025, 8:43 pm • 1 0 • view
It funny. Steamed hams are an Albany thing. Not a Chicago thing.
may 9, 2025, 10:30 am • 1 0 • view
may 8, 2025, 9:14 pm • 1 0 • view
A beauty!
may 9, 2025, 6:27 am • 0 0 • view
Steamed hams
may 8, 2025, 10:04 pm • 6 0 • view
Steamed Hams.
may 8, 2025, 7:56 pm • 0 0 • view
🤣
may 8, 2025, 9:10 pm • 1 0 • view
He's literally asking the good lord what's happening in there.
may 9, 2025, 3:02 am • 5 0 • view
Which reminds me, CBS had a 'Breaking News' segment showing black smoke coming from the rooftop pipe to say 'No Pope has been Elected' right at the Champ. League semifinal kickoff between Ars and PSG. Of course, the announcers had to explain it while we pulled at our hair in anguish.
may 8, 2025, 11:17 pm • 1 0 • view
may 8, 2025, 11:25 pm • 1 0 • view
Hah!
may 8, 2025, 6:26 pm • 4 0 • view
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
may 8, 2025, 10:24 pm • 2 0 • view
SKIN ERRRR!
may 8, 2025, 7:30 pm • 1 0 • view
In nomine patris et filii et aurora borealis
may 8, 2025, 6:46 pm • 18 0 • view
Aurora borealis. At this time of year? In the VATICAN!
may 8, 2025, 8:54 pm • 7 0 • view
Pope Steamed Hams I?
may 8, 2025, 6:33 pm • 26 0 • view
I’m just here for the “steamed hams” references.
may 9, 2025, 2:00 am • 1 0 • view
STEAMED POPE!
may 8, 2025, 7:24 pm • 5 0 • view
Habemus papam? H-habemus papam? At this time in the calendar, at this time of the Lord, in this part of Europe, localized entirely within Vatican City? Yes!
may 8, 2025, 7:30 pm • 23 0 • view
Hotboxing the conclave for only two days, and what did they get out of it? A pope from fucking CHICAGO!
may 8, 2025, 9:24 pm • 3 0 • view
Replace the steamed hams with Chicago style dogs
may 9, 2025, 1:58 am • 1 0 • view
Oh no pizzaballa!!
may 8, 2025, 10:09 pm • 1 0 • view
You steam a good ham...
may 8, 2025, 6:34 pm • 8 0 • view
Holy Hams we call em
may 9, 2025, 6:59 am • 1 0 • view
The Aurora Borealis, at this time of year, at this time of day, in this part of the country, localized entirely in the Vatican's kitchen.
may 9, 2025, 3:35 am • 2 1 • view
www.youtube.com/watch?v=aRsO...
may 9, 2025, 12:56 am • 1 0 • view
Nice...
may 8, 2025, 6:40 pm • 2 0 • view
Hahahahahahahah
may 8, 2025, 7:06 pm • 1 0 • view
may 8, 2025, 10:25 pm • 3 0 • view
This is a troll, the purest form of the species.
may 9, 2025, 1:19 am • 1 0 • view
Just block me jackass. 😜 I'm a massive troll & always will be.
may 9, 2025, 1:21 am • 0 0 • view
Get that AI shit out of here.
may 9, 2025, 12:40 am • 2 0 • view
No.
may 8, 2025, 10:53 pm • 9 0 • view
“Seymour, the Sistine Chapel is on fire!”
may 8, 2025, 9:01 pm • 12 0 • view
Anyone like their pope well done?
may 9, 2025, 7:54 am • 0 0 • view
No Mother Superior, it's just the northern lights
may 8, 2025, 6:26 pm • 31 1 • view
Church Lady would never have done THAT!! Because she IS superior!!
may 9, 2025, 5:15 am • 0 0 • view
They're burning the old pope, of course! Where did you think the smoke came from? And no, you can't see it.
may 8, 2025, 7:20 pm • 2 0 • view
may 9, 2025, 1:06 pm • 2 0 • view
Chalmers: Habeus papam? Hoc tempore anni, hoc tempore diei, in hac regione, tota in culina tua sita est? Skinner: Sic! Chalmers: Videamne? Skinner: No.
may 9, 2025, 2:36 am • 37 1 • view
It took me about 4 days to realise I misspelled "Habemus papam". Latin is actually difficult. I just used Google Translate. Don't use Google Translate.
may 12, 2025, 1:52 am • 1 0 • view
Oh not in Nazareth, no, it's a Galilee expression.
may 8, 2025, 8:09 pm • 9 0 • view
😂
may 9, 2025, 4:34 am • 1 0 • view
😆🤣
may 8, 2025, 10:56 pm • 1 0 • view
This actually happened in 1290 except the chef was making French fries. He went to the balcony and yelled “Nos Habemus Papum Fritas!” This was so joyfully received that they incorporated the white smoke and phrase into future announcements. Of course they eliminated reference to French Fries.
may 9, 2025, 5:16 am • 0 0 • view
Just a new guy taking the place of st.peter Nbd
may 8, 2025, 8:39 pm • 1 0 • view
Steam from the steamed hams
may 8, 2025, 8:25 pm • 2 0 • view
LOL.........
may 8, 2025, 7:31 pm • 0 0 • view