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CRIMINAL SIMPSONS @criminalsimpsons.com

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aug 13, 2025, 3:11 pm • 267 36

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hullgreebles.bsky.social @hullgreebles.bsky.social

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aug 13, 2025, 3:16 pm • 24 0 • view
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Juanito Culini 🦸~ @anxioususer.bsky.social

Un hechicero lo hizo

aug 13, 2025, 3:31 pm • 3 0 • view
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formerly ross @craftyconsumer.bsky.social

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aug 13, 2025, 3:16 pm • 35 0 • view
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Dresden @dreadlichking.bsky.social

Pretty common for left handed people of Flanders generation to have been taught how to do stuff, including writing, right handed or else get hit. I'm left handed and play guitar right handed because of how guitars work and left handed guitars not being common.

aug 13, 2025, 3:20 pm • 18 1 • view
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Lake Mungo Jerry @toomanymonkeys.bsky.social

Hey my people! Fellow left hander who throws and bats right, plays guitar with my right hand, and other things too. I could use the left handed can-opener from the Leftorium though

aug 13, 2025, 3:26 pm • 7 0 • view
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Dresden @dreadlichking.bsky.social

Funnily enough, even though I play guitar right handed when I air guitar it's left handed. 😂

aug 13, 2025, 3:52 pm • 3 0 • view
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Joey Jabroni @joeyjabroni.bsky.social

Hey me too! Throw, back, play guitar right but write left!!

aug 13, 2025, 4:10 pm • 1 0 • view
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Andre @cheg0rilla63.bsky.social

💯. Part time lefty

aug 13, 2025, 4:20 pm • 1 0 • view
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VHSSGD @vhssgd.bsky.social

Just flip the scenes, and no one will know.

aug 14, 2025, 12:17 am • 0 0 • view
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Devour @devoureroftime.bsky.social

stolen valour

aug 13, 2025, 3:15 pm • 2 0 • view
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Rand Paul's Neighbor @rpsneighbor.bsky.social

You lefties and your purity tests

aug 13, 2025, 3:35 pm • 3 0 • view
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A silly lil' cupcake @dingus.info

It's why he opened the store! There was nothing for him, so he had to learn to do it right handed!

aug 13, 2025, 4:33 pm • 0 0 • view
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Colby Pup @colbypupgb.bsky.social

Ned Frauders

aug 13, 2025, 3:44 pm • 3 0 • view
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taco bones @tacobones.bsky.social

Lies make baby jesus cry

aug 13, 2025, 5:50 pm • 0 0 • view
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RunsOnⓋeg🥑 @runsonveg.bsky.social

Point out your plot holes elsewhere

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aug 13, 2025, 4:24 pm • 5 0 • view
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Stoo-bastian @stoodert.bsky.social

This is cultural appropriation.

aug 13, 2025, 3:42 pm • 1 0 • view
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Colonel Kwik-E-Mart @col-kwik-e-mart.bsky.social

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aug 13, 2025, 5:57 pm • 4 0 • view
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Andre @cheg0rilla63.bsky.social

Very accurately me. I write and eat with my left, everything else right

aug 13, 2025, 4:19 pm • 0 0 • view
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Matthew 🍔 @matthewburger.bsky.social

Stupid sexy Flanders.

Homer trying to avoid looking at stupid sexy Flanders.
aug 13, 2025, 3:22 pm • 3 0 • view
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AstraVex @astravex.bsky.social

He Lie-diddley-ied to us! 😭

aug 13, 2025, 4:57 pm • 0 0 • view
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midwestmidboss.bsky.social @midwestmidboss.bsky.social

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aug 13, 2025, 3:16 pm • 6 0 • view
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Teletorge @tron.je

Boy, I really hope somebody got fired for that blunder!

aug 13, 2025, 3:14 pm • 4 0 • view
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Dirsten Kunst @strictmachine86.bsky.social

ally.

aug 21, 2025, 8:29 pm • 0 0 • view
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Chas Jizzholm @whiteboybummer.bsky.social

Three nerds at a comic book store. The one in the middle wears a shirt that says, “Genius at work” and he says, “Boy I really hope somebody got fired for that blunder.”
aug 13, 2025, 3:15 pm • 52 0 • view