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TheOptimisticCynic @theoptimisticcynic.bsky.social

My dog is at home, waiting for me to finish my afternoon, as a lawyer, in court. Cry louder maybe?

aug 29, 2025, 5:40 pm • 0 0

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Luke @vorgto.bsky.social

Do your coworkers know you attempt to use your job as a flex on the internet over people?

aug 29, 2025, 5:41 pm • 3 0 • view
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Misty Sparkle @mialynneb.bsky.social

Like damn, I didn't mind my lazy coworkers as long as it didn't impact my job. Imagine sitting behind a desk typing away to say "cry louder" on your phone. Whatever pays the bills, I guess.

aug 29, 2025, 5:43 pm • 3 0 • view
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TheOptimisticCynic @theoptimisticcynic.bsky.social

Yes, my bills are paid, too.

aug 29, 2025, 5:44 pm • 0 0 • view
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Misty Sparkle @mialynneb.bsky.social

Easy to do when you're in your in mom's basement.

aug 29, 2025, 5:46 pm • 1 0 • view
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TheOptimisticCynic @theoptimisticcynic.bsky.social

It's only a flex if you think it is. I was a specific response to a specific directive. But tell me more about your low self-esteem. 👀

aug 29, 2025, 5:43 pm • 0 0 • view
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Luke @vorgto.bsky.social

So you don't tell them. I bet they'd get a good chuckle out of it.

aug 29, 2025, 5:44 pm • 0 0 • view
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TheOptimisticCynic @theoptimisticcynic.bsky.social

I don't have to hide from my peers. My self -esteem is just fine. 🙂

aug 29, 2025, 5:45 pm • 0 0 • view
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Luke @vorgto.bsky.social

I've talked to a log of MAGA and when they talk like this it's to convince themselves it's true, not the other person. Do you have that in common with them?

aug 29, 2025, 5:46 pm • 1 0 • view
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Misty Sparkle @mialynneb.bsky.social

"Specific directive?" You the fucking Terminator, my guy? Your projection is astounding. I know cosplay Dorito dust typing. You're not shit.

aug 29, 2025, 5:45 pm • 3 0 • view
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TheOptimisticCynic @theoptimisticcynic.bsky.social

I bet you think i care what your opinion of me is. 😘

aug 29, 2025, 5:46 pm • 0 0 • view
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Misty Sparkle @mialynneb.bsky.social

Oh, I don't care either - just please for the sake of humanity, go take a shower and wash your legs.

aug 29, 2025, 5:48 pm • 1 0 • view
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TheOptimisticCynic @theoptimisticcynic.bsky.social

That's the best you have? Ooooo burn. No wonder you're unemployed.

aug 29, 2025, 5:50 pm • 0 0 • view
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Luke @vorgto.bsky.social

Here's to hoping you're better at your job than you are at retorts.

aug 29, 2025, 5:54 pm • 1 0 • view
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TheOptimisticCynic @theoptimisticcynic.bsky.social

Wash my legs? You think THAT'S good? Hahaha explains everything.

aug 29, 2025, 5:55 pm • 0 0 • view
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Luke @vorgto.bsky.social

You're a lawyer aren't you? In what world is my commenting about your retorts a comment about another's? If you're actually a lawyer, I feel bad for your clients. That's some low IQ 'logic' you've got in use.

aug 29, 2025, 5:57 pm • 1 0 • view
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TheOptimisticCynic @theoptimisticcynic.bsky.social

Bet 🙂

aug 29, 2025, 5:59 pm • 1 0 • view
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Misty Sparkle @mialynneb.bsky.social

Nah, I resigned. Active shooter drills, Covid, dealing with qanon nuts, will have you dip out. Keep going though - I'm sure if you're a lawyer, you're charging people by the hour while you shit post on your phone.

aug 29, 2025, 5:52 pm • 1 0 • view
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TheOptimisticCynic @theoptimisticcynic.bsky.social

I'm tired of you, Misty. You want to talk shit about politics, good! Let's do it. When it comes to ME, personally, you can't hold a candle. Toodles, little tater!

aug 29, 2025, 5:54 pm • 0 0 • view
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Misty Sparkle @mialynneb.bsky.social

Aww, how sweet.

aug 29, 2025, 5:42 pm • 0 0 • view
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TheOptimisticCynic @theoptimisticcynic.bsky.social

Yep, that's me.

aug 29, 2025, 5:44 pm • 0 0 • view