I was frantically trying to get it to NOT call 911 while ALSO trying to figure out how to explain to them that I'd just completed a profoundly ungraceful dismount from the way-back of an Escalade...

Once when I lived in Atlanta I was on the way to work and something about how I was holding my phone triggered an emergency call, and I was underground in the MARTA tunnels trying to tell them not to send the EMS before I ran out of signal