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Queen RanDumb @invisihole.bsky.social

Making biscuits like a cat before sitting on the bus to establish dominance.

aug 28, 2025, 7:11 pm • 216 38

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Kevin Morgan @bar-d-forge.bsky.social

*gratefully observes unobtrusively in Spidey costume eating hot Cheetos from the back of bus*....crunch crunch crunch....

aug 28, 2025, 7:16 pm • 1 0 • view
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jonathanmlewis.bsky.social @jonathanmlewis.bsky.social

She'll never notice that guy.

aug 28, 2025, 7:40 pm • 2 0 • view
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Kevin Morgan @bar-d-forge.bsky.social

Being noticed is half the thrill...

aug 28, 2025, 9:05 pm • 1 0 • view
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FakeNewsArt @fakenewsart.bsky.social

😆

aug 28, 2025, 8:33 pm • 1 0 • view
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PhD in dad jokes @scottw1975.bsky.social

Probably not as interesting as making biscuits, but..........

aug 29, 2025, 12:00 am • 1 0 • view
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bryanmarchese.bsky.social @bryanmarchese.bsky.social

Just pee on everyone while making direct eye contact...yer back eye.

aug 28, 2025, 8:35 pm • 2 0 • view
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Lee @prettymuchlucid.bsky.social

just tried this and a man tried petting me, did I skip a step?

aug 29, 2025, 5:51 am • 2 0 • view
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Anna Pilette @atomicdumpling.com

Boss level biscuit maker. In THIS MF BUS

aug 28, 2025, 7:29 pm • 2 0 • view
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Queen RanDumb @invisihole.bsky.social

The most intense biscuits, EVER

aug 28, 2025, 7:39 pm • 1 0 • view
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Anna Pilette @atomicdumpling.com

The kind you pick up with a snow shovel.

aug 28, 2025, 8:00 pm • 2 0 • view
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Queen RanDumb @invisihole.bsky.social

So dense you have to unbutton your pants as soon as you take a bite.

aug 28, 2025, 8:31 pm • 2 0 • view
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Anna Pilette @atomicdumpling.com

Hope you're having a fabulous time. I had a mango smoothie today at lunch!

aug 28, 2025, 8:33 pm • 1 0 • view
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Queen RanDumb @invisihole.bsky.social

Back to real life lol I should get a mango smoothie in preparation for normalcy

aug 28, 2025, 9:13 pm • 2 0 • view
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Anna Pilette @atomicdumpling.com

Yes, you should!

aug 28, 2025, 9:55 pm • 1 0 • view
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Anna Pilette @atomicdumpling.com

Hahaha yeah. Like that! Like swallowing a boulder.

aug 28, 2025, 8:32 pm • 1 0 • view
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Dr. Chooch MD PhD DDS @drchoochmd.bsky.social

Gotta make eye contact with one specific person while you do. Preferably to your right or left so your head is cranked 90°

aug 28, 2025, 7:14 pm • 6 0 • view
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Queen RanDumb @invisihole.bsky.social

Absolutely. And no blinking. The more painful it looks, the better.

aug 28, 2025, 7:16 pm • 4 0 • view
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Dr. Chooch MD PhD DDS @drchoochmd.bsky.social

That's when you shout "DON'T YOU DARE LOOK AWAY!"

aug 28, 2025, 7:43 pm • 2 0 • view