Making biscuits like a cat before sitting on the bus to establish dominance.
Making biscuits like a cat before sitting on the bus to establish dominance.
*gratefully observes unobtrusively in Spidey costume eating hot Cheetos from the back of bus*....crunch crunch crunch....
She'll never notice that guy.
Being noticed is half the thrill...
😆
Probably not as interesting as making biscuits, but..........
Just pee on everyone while making direct eye contact...yer back eye.
just tried this and a man tried petting me, did I skip a step?
Boss level biscuit maker. In THIS MF BUS
The most intense biscuits, EVER
The kind you pick up with a snow shovel.
So dense you have to unbutton your pants as soon as you take a bite.
Hope you're having a fabulous time. I had a mango smoothie today at lunch!
Back to real life lol I should get a mango smoothie in preparation for normalcy
Yes, you should!
Hahaha yeah. Like that! Like swallowing a boulder.
Gotta make eye contact with one specific person while you do. Preferably to your right or left so your head is cranked 90°
Absolutely. And no blinking. The more painful it looks, the better.
That's when you shout "DON'T YOU DARE LOOK AWAY!"