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david lunch @nicemustard.bsky.social

maybe they would chill the fuck out

aug 23, 2025, 12:23 pm • 30 0

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Good Boy @goodboy.bsky.social

Idk they're really upset

aug 23, 2025, 12:25 pm • 19 0 • view
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david lunch @nicemustard.bsky.social

you're right, they have the rage virus. much to think about

aug 23, 2025, 12:27 pm • 13 0 • view
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Mindbrain: The Thinkener @itsphetz.bsky.social

I still think they would calm down quite a bit

aug 23, 2025, 12:31 pm • 12 0 • view
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david lunch @nicemustard.bsky.social

maybe but it's a pretty big risk, what if you pass them the joint and they do some zombie shit anyways

aug 23, 2025, 12:33 pm • 7 0 • view
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Buddy Cianci Music Factory @thegoodmitch.bsky.social

Oh yeah let’s give the bitey monsters “the munchies” what’s the worst that could happen

aug 23, 2025, 12:57 pm • 3 0 • view
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Good Boy @goodboy.bsky.social

It's puff puff pass not puff puff bite me and vomit blood in my face

aug 23, 2025, 12:35 pm • 5 0 • view
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social

Well clearly sedatives or drugs of some kind work on them because the big guy in 28 Years Later is mellowed out by tranquilizer darts but I guess I shouldn't expect basic knowledge on that level from this group of fake fans.

aug 23, 2025, 12:38 pm • 9 0 • view
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Good Boy @goodboy.bsky.social

Get TF outta here! That is a powerful tranquilizer of Dr. Kelson's own design. I think the best you would do by giving them 300mg of edibles is make them vomit

aug 23, 2025, 12:40 pm • 7 0 • view
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Baby Gandolfini @babygandolfini.bsky.social

How are you going to get them to EAT the edibles, and what are you going to do while waiting for them to kick in?

aug 23, 2025, 12:53 pm • 2 0 • view
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david lunch @nicemustard.bsky.social

also it's important to note that luke has failed to factor in the gigantic hogs these dudes are rocking with

aug 23, 2025, 12:46 pm • 3 0 • view
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Good Boy @goodboy.bsky.social

Most casuals don't even think of Hog Factor

aug 23, 2025, 12:47 pm • 4 0 • view
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david lunch @nicemustard.bsky.social

Hog Factor basically destroys all the math

aug 23, 2025, 12:49 pm • 2 0 • view
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you're not steampunk and i'm telling everyone @homarus.bsky.social

Some of them might try to start a psych rock band

aug 23, 2025, 12:48 pm • 3 0 • view
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treb @treblaw.bsky.social

I can't fucking believe this

aug 23, 2025, 12:41 pm • 4 0 • view
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Good Boy @goodboy.bsky.social

R u willing to test that theory and hotbox in a car with 3 infected

aug 23, 2025, 12:32 pm • 12 0 • view